this is a paintball gun that i saw the other day...it shoots 24 balls per second...
http://www.wdp-paintball.co.uk/WDP-images/pressreleasenov2002/cops2.htm
'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'
'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?.......10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'