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The worlds hardest riddle

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Waffle11
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I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?


97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less. Can you guess the correct answer?
Mar 5 2007 4:22PM
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=nick=
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no tell me
Mar 5 2007 4:24PM
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gangsteeze101
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i have no idea, wat is it?
Mar 5 2007 4:24PM
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snowXrider540
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i have no clue really....

the sun???
Mar 5 2007 4:24PM
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A_E
Posts: 15350 - Karma: 309
nothing
Mar 5 2007 4:25PM
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killabees
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ohrepson
Mar 5 2007 4:25PM
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quixotic
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word. that was my answer, and I know it's right.
Mar 5 2007 4:30PM
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snowXrider540
Posts: 1182 - Karma: 12
so whats the answer????

this kinda stuff bothers me
Mar 5 2007 4:30PM
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HARDSTYLE2767
Posts: 595 - Karma: 19
the sun
Mar 5 2007 4:31PM
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CooksCorner
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i dunno, god?
Mar 5 2007 4:32PM
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HARDSTYLE2767
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i take back my answer
Mar 5 2007 4:32PM
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philipc
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salt
Mar 5 2007 4:36PM
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XXL_Steeze
Posts: 1746 - Karma: 15
whats the answer? damn, I wish I was a kindergarden "student" again..
Mar 5 2007 4:39PM
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chickenwang
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werd
Mar 5 2007 4:39PM
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Bulky
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the anwser is NO. the only question they ask is"can you anwser this riddle" and you cant. so NO
Mar 5 2007 4:41PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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your good
Mar 5 2007 4:44PM
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Nicholas.
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^yeah the answer is no, because if you read it the answers are so mixed. one thing would be sun one would be cold, one would be wind others air..none are the same.
Mar 5 2007 4:45PM
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HARDSTYLE2767
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yeah it def is the sun
Mar 5 2007 4:46PM
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Dustin.
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ding ding that is correct
Mar 5 2007 4:46PM
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gnustreetfool
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yea me too
Mar 5 2007 4:49PM
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steevner
Posts: 4502 - Karma: 47
no
Mar 5 2007 4:57PM
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Tom.
Posts: 1954 - Karma: 12

I GOT IT!

A polar-bear-spray-painting machine that reeks of onions, and has an automatic prostate enlarger as well as a women's hair messer-upper which is equipped with celebrity Photoshop station and a normal person's image enhancer with the pancake cooking attachment and champagne bubbler. This machine has a self-destruct initiator that is in the

 

That or maybe ice.

form of a squeeze-trigger (due to the type of explosives used the resulting action makes a loud popping noise). Also, since this device is a top-secret CIA invention, it has a defense mechanism that will scan any persons’ eyeballs that are in viewing range, and evaluate if they are qualified to be looking at the machine. If not, it will fire an explosive charge at you (the same kind used in the self-destruct). The accuracy is 100%, so anybody who has ever seen it (besides the CIA people) is dead.

Mar 5 2007 4:59PM
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Tom.
Posts: 1954 - Karma: 12

wtf?!






A polar-bear-spray-painting machine that reeks of onions, and has an automatic prostate enlarger as well as a women's hair messer-upper which is equipped with celebrity Photoshop station and a normal person's image enhancer with the pancake cooking attachment and champagne bubbler. This machine has a self-destruct initiator that is in the

 

That or maybe ice.

form of a squeeze-trigger (due to the type of explosives used the resulting action makes a loud popping noise). Also, since this device is a top-secret CIA invention, it has a defense mechanism that will scan any persons’ eyeballs that are in viewing range, and evaluate if they are qualified to be looking at the machine. If not, it will fire an explosive charge at you (the same kind used in the self-destruct). The accuracy is 100%, so anybody who has ever seen it (besides the CIA people) is dead.

Mar 5 2007 5:01PM
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i0z
Posts: 896 - Karma: 40
its the wind
Mar 5 2007 5:01PM
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Tom.
Posts: 1954 - Karma: 12

I GOT IT!

A polar-bear-spray-painting machine that reeks of onions, and has an automatic prostate enlarger as well as a women's hair messer-upper which is equipped with celebrity Photoshop station and a normal person's image enhancer with the pancake cooking attachment and champagne bubbler. This machine has a self-destruct initiator that is in the form of a squeeze-trigger (due to the type of explosives used the resulting action makes a loud popping noise). Also, since this device is a top-secret CIA invention, it has a defense mechanism that will scan any persons’ eyeballs that are in viewing range, and evaluate if they are qualified to be looking at the machine. If not, it will fire an explosive charge at you (the same kind used in the self-destruct). The accuracy is 100%, so anybody who has ever seen it (besides the CIA people) is dead.

Mar 5 2007 5:02PM
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..Phatpat..
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god?
Mar 5 2007 5:06PM
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KillerMonkey
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Its time
Mar 5 2007 6:46PM
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TannerCoulter.
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weanie, i already posted this. and the answer is no. most harvard graduates will think they can solve it, but they cant, its just no.
Mar 5 2007 6:50PM
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TannerCoulter.
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weanie, i already posted this. and the answer is no. most harvard graduates will think they can solve it, but they cant, its just no.
Mar 5 2007 6:50PM
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RunDMc
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i can see that
Mar 5 2007 6:51PM
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akerbacker
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the answer is hansel, he can do all that cuz he's just so hot right now
Mar 5 2007 6:54PM
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pns513
Posts: 1966 - Karma: 12
wow....the answer is no, pretty easy riddle if you ask me
Mar 5 2007 6:59PM
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Jorgen.
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no
Mar 5 2007 7:27PM
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max.
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threadmaker, what is the real answer?
Mar 5 2007 7:36PM
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skiierman
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Jea.
Mar 5 2007 7:36PM
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bangarangmules
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yes. someone figured that out the last time it was posted

Mar 5 2007 7:39PM
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fappy
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ok it was amusing for the three hours you led us on like this but seriously though just tell us. it's really starting to piss me off
Mar 5 2007 7:42PM
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Pklink04
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No
Mar 5 2007 7:54PM
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godfrey
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water
Mar 5 2007 7:59PM
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TheQuailman
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the answer "no" does not make sense. It says, can you guess the answer to this riddle? everyone can GUESS the answer but it might not be right.
Mar 5 2007 8:01PM
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2+2=5
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this is old. the answer is no or i dont know
Mar 5 2007 8:02PM
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godfrey
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i think i am gonna go crazy is he ever gonna tell us the answer
Mar 5 2007 8:03PM
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Mat.
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no
Mar 5 2007 8:29PM
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Mat.
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no
Mar 5 2007 8:29PM
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user098123
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the answer is no..
Mar 5 2007 8:30PM
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SlickRick.
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yes i think he has it
Mar 5 2007 8:53PM
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3ski6guy0
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NOTHING
Mar 5 2007 8:55PM
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396222687862
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its nothing. d
Mar 5 2007 8:58PM
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BusyJohnSohn
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the answer is PRESSURE

Polar bears are white because the pressure at the poles is low, so they have to be able to absorb heat.

Pressure makes you cry if it's too much.

Pressure in your bladder makes you have to pee.

Peer pressure makes girls comb their hair...Otherwise we wouldn't bother!

Celebrities usually crack under pressure.

Many normal people will shine under pressure.

Pancakes turn brown thanks to pressure generated by the heat.

Champagne will bubble until the pressure of the carbonation has disappeared.

If you squeeze something under pressure, BAM, there it goes.

If you are "looking" at pressure, you're in it, like in an airplane, and your ears pop.
Mar 5 2007 9:03PM
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Nihiriju
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pressure works !! but.....i don't think thats what kindergardeners say. 
Mar 5 2007 9:18PM
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danedegruyter
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ooooooh that actually makes sence
Mar 5 2007 9:20PM
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