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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
ya, so anyone who wants to answer, what exactly is it that your bf/gf does to you to make you totally fucking horny?
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Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie
Jun 23 2003 9:05PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
i like hot chicks
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Jun 23 2003 9:08PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
when she licks my ear i'm gone

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'Simply put: Greatest Trailer Ever'- Resnick13
Jun 23 2003 9:10PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
sucks really sexually on my finger, like it was my rod.....i basically beg for it after that..because she is so good at it...ohhhhhhh

2 Inchers Club

Tical: so this one dude says to the other
Martock_Freestylist: he said Tical shush ur mouth
FilmingBitch: yup
Jun 23 2003 9:14PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
well prolly because theres not much diff in the 2incher and a finger, just kiddin
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Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie
Jun 23 2003 9:15PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
heh, zinker zonker zoo
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Jun 23 2003 9:17PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
hahaha, ur just jealous of my 2 inchs of raw man meat..HARD! yea thats right, go hide in the shadows

2 Inchers Club

Tical: so this one dude says to the other
Martock_Freestylist: he said Tical shush ur mouth
FilmingBitch: yup
Jun 23 2003 9:27PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
2 hard is 1/12 of me flacid.

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Jun 23 2003 9:30PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
2 inchers are what it's all about. You don't want to intimidate us with massive dicks, play it small, it's cute that way!


And then Trogdor smote the Kerreck, and all was laid to burnination.

TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR!
Jun 23 2003 9:30PM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
^so that's my problem. that powder house in my pants is good for nothing.
-chris
Jun 23 2003 9:34PM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
power, i meant power
-chris
Jun 23 2003 9:36PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
its cute? lol

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Jun 23 2003 10:51PM
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rickskibaby
Posts: 380 - Karma: 10
uhh no id have to say id prefer something at least 6'

~OFFICIAL NS HOOKER~

**Official Member of tha NS Nightclub**

Sex is when a guys communication enters a girls information to increase the population for a younger generation
do you get the information.. or do you need a demonstration?
~Nat~
Jun 23 2003 11:03PM
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caleBCaleb
Posts: 1758 - Karma: 9
6' = six feet, haha
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SMS Session 2
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I promise I'll donate soon...
Jun 24 2003 12:55AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
That's because the inches thing is automatically changed to the apostrophe on here.

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Sex is like math:
You plus me
Minus the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!
We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
Jun 24 2003 1:12AM
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lagwagon
Posts: 2074 - Karma: 15
my girlfriend pins me down on the bed and says 'i gotchaya' and bites her teeth together, and yeah she has got me after that...hehehe, shes so great.
HOMOSEXUALITY RULES!
Jun 24 2003 2:44AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
what makes me hot?

i would have to say my eyes, or my lips. i love my lips. and my hair. oh god my hair makes me soo wet. and my nose. so very very sexy.

******

To the bar Batman
Jun 24 2003 2:45AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Hahaha Chris that's terrible. Back massages make me melt. Well, they make me fall asleep, too, but yeah. I don't really know. There isn't just one thing. Depends on the situation.

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Sex is like math:
You plus me
Minus the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!
We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
Jun 24 2003 2:39PM
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sherLocke
Posts: 4701 - Karma: 8
when my girlfriend gets on top of me, stares really deep into my eyes and bites her lip a little like on the side and laughs and then we get down and dirty.



'Evan Raps may say it one way,Olsen may say it the other, and your crazy one-eyed Uncle Fred the janitor may say something completely different.
What makes any person right?'
-ghostdragon

'is mike nick and mike wilson the same people?'
-//d-lite//
Jun 24 2003 2:46PM
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CMUSkiFreak
Posts: 1471 - Karma: 10
when she is in the shower and pulls her hair back so she looks 12!!!



Gotta Love The Midwest
Jun 24 2003 4:04PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
when she gets amazingly close to me, without touching me, makin moanin sounds, and being really slow and sensual.

I think i'm going crazy...
According to a newschooler, i'm druggie trash
Jun 24 2003 4:47PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
when.. like, im like... uh... thinkin of a girl that i will never ever EVER do anything with. oh yeah. that really makes me ... uh.... uh... *farts*.... uh...



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°°°Viva La Resistance°°°
°°°Viva La Gagina°°°
Jun 24 2003 4:51PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
ya, i think the whole fart thing would be a turnoff, especially if she did it
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Jun 24 2003 5:22PM
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BMit
Posts: 1526 - Karma: 218
whaaaaaaatt! i think girls farting is the greatest turn-on known to mankind! think about it... the air quickly rushing out of a little hole in her backside and making her cheeks flap together, making that ogasmic noise... then... then that totaly aromatheraputic stench that engulfs the room.. my friends, THAT makes ME HARD




Tip-2-Tip We Rule
Jun 24 2003 7:55PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
^ yea, especially then when u go down and take it all in, then sit back while u puke all over

2 Inchers Club

Tical: so this one dude says to the other
Martock_Freestylist: he said Tical shush ur mouth
FilmingBitch: yup
Jun 24 2003 8:01PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
i kinda like it when a girl farts. Its cute. Teehee.

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Jun 24 2003 9:24PM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
haha so i guess that you guys enjoyed that part of not another teen movie where the girl starts farting on the toilet, and in the end everyone is covered in crap. well i honestly didnt, and i am in no way interested in seeing guys fart let alone girls.


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Jun 24 2003 9:27PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
you guys are nasty, anyway, sarah, if i was giving a girl a back massage and she fell asleep id probably kill myself
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Jun 24 2003 9:27PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
ah i love it when girls fart. its such a turn on. also when they burp and scratch their ass. sooo hot...

pirates. they just don't fuck around.

SMS session 4
Jun 24 2003 9:27PM
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*cowboy*
Posts: 8830 - Karma: 214
hahahahahhaha funny stuff dan
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Jun 24 2003 9:31PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
dude the whole reason girls rule is cuz they dont do that nasty ass stuff and i like how im arguing with a bunch of guys who are kidding
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Jun 24 2003 9:31PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
whenever I burp, I have this guy friend who says 'Sara, if I had a boner right now, it would have gone right down because of you and your manlike burps.' or something similar to that...cause my burps are massive. Thought I'd mention that. Cept I've had some guys say that my burps smell good. Is that normal?

-Sara

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skihood.com
Jun 24 2003 10:39PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
i think that might be bad, but yes, boners would drop
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Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie
Jun 24 2003 10:41PM
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sugarloafer1990
Posts: 1028 - Karma: 9
i dont have a gf, and no gf i've had i have ever gotten any with.

so this post in pointless

i like staring at hott girls for long time tho.






Me: Yeah, all the hicks and stuff in are school make in the hallway its gross.
Sisters bf: Well, they don't care. Their not leaving town, their just like 'Fuck it.'
Sister: Yeah, thats how i feel about law school right now, 'Fuck it, make out in the hallway.'
Jun 24 2003 10:44PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
^heh
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Jun 24 2003 10:46PM
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Tiffy
Posts: 872 - Karma: 10
Yeah, buddy, sara, I can burp like crazy too, but I keep that for when I'm chillin with my friends, not my boy.
Jun 24 2003 10:48PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
ya, I usually do it at school and with friends, and the teachers get pissed at me, and ask me if I want to go into the hall. Then with friends, like that one guy i was talking about

-Sara

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skihood.com
Jun 24 2003 10:50PM
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rickskibaby
Posts: 380 - Karma: 10
when he gets real close and whispers sweet things in my ear....

~OFFICIAL NS HOOKER~

**Official Member of tha NS Nightclub**

Sex is when a guys communication enters a girls information to increase the population for a younger generation
do you get the information.. or do you need a demonstration?
~Nat~
Jun 24 2003 10:51PM
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CalgaryJibber
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 19
when im pooing and she pops out of the toilet and sticks her penis up my ass ohhhh
'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT

'say everyone under 16 cannot particapate in the forum conversation

and they can have their own forum called peewees daycare.
where they can talk about nintendos and shitting the bed' -seward
Jun 24 2003 10:52PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
...that's really disturbing...

-Sara

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skihood.com
Jun 24 2003 10:53PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Dan, I know when and when not to fall asleep during back massages. The only reason why I do fall asleep is because it's the only time my back doesn't hurt, and I can relax and feel good finally.

~*~§~*~§~*~§~*~§~*~

Sex is like math:
You plus me
Minus the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!
We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
Jun 24 2003 10:56PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
its all good
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Jun 24 2003 11:01PM
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SkiSundownJibber
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 19
I officially declare this the gayest post ever.
Jun 24 2003 11:12PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
heh
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Jun 24 2003 11:19PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
skisundownjibber you suck, i hope you never get laid and your penis falls off
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Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie
Jun 24 2003 11:20PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
yeah heh again
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Jun 24 2003 11:26PM
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roxysister360
Posts: 1063 - Karma: 10
he probably never did get laid, that's why he says this thread is so gay
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'Life is a stage on which everyone contributes a verse...what will your verse be?' -Robin Williams in 'The Dead Poets Society'

Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

If you say something is indescribable, isn't that describing it?
Jun 24 2003 11:29PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
maybe his penis already fell off
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Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie
Jun 24 2003 11:31PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
ok, if she falls asleep, isnt that a good thing?
muhuhhahahahahahaahahahahhaahahahahahahahahaha!

I think i'm going crazy...
According to a newschooler, i'm druggie trash
Jun 24 2003 11:40PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Holy shit Pete! Rape is bad, hahaha

~*~§~*~§~*~§~*~§~*~

Sex is like math:
You plus me
Minus the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!
We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
Jun 24 2003 11:41PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
rape is bad, i agree
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Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie
Jun 24 2003 11:41PM
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