What is with it? First of all some kids I know steal boards and shit, I told them that that's fucked up, he said he was going to steal me skis and I said "FUCK NO", So then I go to the park and fucking hit a rail and brake my breaks and take a chunk out of my edge, and jammed my thumb. So then the next day my friend says "I'm broke and have no gas", so I offer to drive. We start going and I get a fucking speeding ticket, after that a fucking rock hits my windshield. I guess bad things do happen to good people, lol.
...so why don't you just take this broom, while I bend over and grab my ankles, lube up the handle really well and sweep me right out the door!