I went skiing the other day and ate it and ejected out of one of my skis. I looked at my binding and it looked fucked up and I couldn't get back in. So I started to ski down 1 footed and some guy stopped me and looked at my bidning. He said "Oh, yeah this happens sometimes to look and rossi bindings, this part rotates." So he punched it a few times and it popped back in and I was off. It turns out the part of the toe piece where you put the front of your boot in was flipped upside down, it's kinda wierd, did anyone else know this happened?
...so why don't you just take this broom, while I bend over and grab my ankles, lube up the handle really well and sweep me right out the door!