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Totally Lost It Today

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SwitchMahFuckah
Posts: 783 - Karma: 15
I got in a fight with a snowboarder today. I hit a 50 foot kicker and landed backseat, more like flat on my back and got the wind knocked out of me, this fucker was pointing and laughing at me while i was laying on the ground huffing and puffing. When i got up i told him to shut the fuck up and then he comes over and goes all gangster on me. I didn't even say anything and i just stuck him in the jaw while he was talkingand he fell on the ground haha. Then all of his friend justs bombed on me and my crew, it was an all out brawl for like 5 minutes until ski patrol rolled up on their snowmobiles. We all got thrown out but it was worth it.
Feb 8 2007 4:30PM
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Changethattape
Posts: 1008 - Karma: 36
Haha thats funny that snowboarder was a dick. WEre not all like that
Feb 8 2007 4:32PM
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SwitchMahFuckah
Posts: 783 - Karma: 15
I know. I board a little myself. But i hate fags like that
Feb 8 2007 4:33PM
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killabees
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boom! tough actin tonacton
Feb 8 2007 4:33PM
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skiierman
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Fighting is gay, but I guess in your situation it was alright. He approached you after all.
Feb 8 2007 4:34PM
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SwitchMahFuckah
Posts: 783 - Karma: 15
Yeah i wouldn't have done anything if he had just shut his mouth. Haha i think someone actually got hit over the head with a ski lol
Feb 8 2007 4:37PM
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hoodratz47
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fuckin ill!
Feb 8 2007 4:40PM
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Fitz.
Posts: 701 - Karma: 190
haha, thats so funny!!! i thats gay that it turned in to a braw tho
Feb 8 2007 4:42PM
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SwitchMahFuckah
Posts: 783 - Karma: 15
Haha the brawl part was awsome. My big homie who is like 6'5" 220 just murdered this one kid, like picked him up and threw him
Feb 8 2007 4:48PM
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Flo_Rida_2016
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haha that is so sick. I hate boarders like that so much. Even though im small (and asian) i go nuts when someone threatens me like htat. I wouldve taken my skis and probably wouldve killed someone.
Feb 8 2007 4:48PM
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Roy
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haha mint. Betcha that guy doesnt open his mouth again.
Feb 8 2007 4:48PM
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TMswitch06
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why is fighting gay?? i think that boarder deserved a pop in the jaw, good job dude
Feb 8 2007 5:14PM
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fuzz.
Posts: 1438 - Karma: 47
lol thats pretty sweet. Was ski patrol dicks when they rolled up and saw you guys fighting?
Feb 8 2007 5:17PM
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SwitchMahFuckah
Posts: 783 - Karma: 15
Nah, at first they were just like break it up, but we kept going so they started yelling and grabing us. The gay part was they made us all walk down the rest of the mountain and escorted us to our cars. We were about to go at it more in the parking lot but they threatened to call the 5-0
Feb 8 2007 5:22PM
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fuzz.
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haha nice, are you allowed back at that mountian?
Feb 8 2007 5:24PM
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Armanzoid
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Please tell me you used your poles to impale them.
Feb 8 2007 5:27PM
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Skipig25
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brick, I saw you killed somebody with a trident. I've been meaning to talk to you about this...
Feb 8 2007 5:27PM
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SwitchMahFuckah
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Nah they didnt talk details, haha i think they were more concerned about ending a 20-person brawl
Feb 8 2007 5:31PM
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jea_killa
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i think we should created a holiday, every febuary 8th is, "If a snowboarder starts to talk shit pop him in the jaw day"
Feb 8 2007 5:31PM
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SwitchMahFuckah
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haha yeah "punch a snowboarder day"
Feb 8 2007 5:34PM
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-+Siver+-
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that is awesome that would of been something to see
Feb 8 2007 5:37PM
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espen^R
Posts: 2330 - Karma: 192
Straight up G's. Hahah, fucking awesome. Too bad, those kinda snowboarders make a bad reputation.
Feb 8 2007 5:37PM
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SexySasquatch2
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what did u lose?? your penis???????????????????? i would love to eat some juocy fruit right now, while giving a blowjob
Feb 8 2007 5:41PM
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Flo_Rida_2016
Posts: 2804 - Karma: -5
youre a huge homo.
Feb 8 2007 5:45PM
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skier24
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haha nice dude. i hate fags like that.
Feb 8 2007 5:50PM
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skier_boy26
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Thats akin to something that happened to me. However, I didnt fall, I was just trying to hit a jump when this gaper boarder just went across the deck and into the landing. I was pissed that I had to scrub the hit, so I yelled at him telling him that he shouldnt be here and the like. He took off his board, walked up to me, quite close, and dropped the word fuck more than some ho gettin fucked, and i kept telling him he was a fool and shit. sadly (or luckily) it didnt blow up to be a fight. there are too many idiots out there.
Feb 8 2007 6:03PM
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mistaskia
Posts: 1252 - Karma: 32
wtf? u are such a fag.

nice job kicking that kids ass, ppl like that piss me off.
Feb 8 2007 6:04PM
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chapz
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you did the right thing
Feb 8 2007 6:04PM
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jKutcher
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haha thats classic
Feb 8 2007 7:04PM
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ktollefson_1080
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do u have a seasons or anything or did they just tell u to leave and shit. so can u ever go back there?
Feb 8 2007 7:13PM
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LBkid33
Posts: 193 - Karma: 10
idk about all of you on here but I think fights are really sweet. I love watching fights more than getting in them tho especially when the dude talkin shit gets stomped. Is there a "Post your ski mountain fight" thread? I'll start one ha fuck it
Feb 8 2007 7:20PM
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doublexl
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haha, i could just picture like 15 people just brawlin in the middle of the run...all rollin over eachother and shit. haha.
Feb 8 2007 7:20PM
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LBkid33
Posts: 193 - Karma: 10
made on in the non ski gabber just so you guys know where to look for it if you have some fights to post
Feb 8 2007 7:25PM
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ktollefson_1080
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hahah i love this story and i love the forum u just started
Feb 8 2007 7:32PM
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SwitchMahFuckah
Posts: 783 - Karma: 15
Nah I didnt have a seasons there luckily. Haha and i forgot to mention that we were out numbered i had like 7 of my dudes there, well one of them counts as 2, so 8 skiers against 10 snowboarders. Those knuckle dragers aint got shit on us.
Feb 8 2007 7:48PM
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MadSteezin
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Sweet dude! I was at Snoqualmie a while back and some snowboarder was sliding into my skis and i was like "woa woa woa woa" and then he slide away and he was like 20 yards away and he said "SAY THAT AGAIN! AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS" and by then i already forgot what i did cuz i have ADHD and im like "WHAT?" and yeah...
Feb 8 2007 7:52PM
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freestyler540
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Even if I dont approve fighting, that fucker deserved it.

Feb 8 2007 8:00PM
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HeathR
Posts: 4357 - Karma: 1,379
I dont understand why there are so many threads about this. i never see any fights skiing. At my local mountain everybody is mad chill. Everbody goes to ride and have a good time. not to make fun of people and start fights.
Feb 8 2007 8:01PM
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JayDope
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the past 3 weeks, ive almost gotten into a fight, last friday, this guy and his little fuckin friends were all laughing threowing snowballs, and some1 also said they were throwing oranges. Well i tried a 450 disaster, and ate it pretty hard, and the guy just started laughing, and i got soo fed it with him by then i just flipped out had a little verbal arguement. then like 2 hours later the guy is still on the side of the hill talking shit, so hes throwing snowballs at me and my friend, and they weren't coming clos4e to htiting us, so i said to the guy "Hey ill give u a free shot." and he said " Come here and ill bust a load right in ur face!" i was just laughing at this point, and yelled to all of my friends as loud as i could "HEY, THIS GUY WANTS TO BUST A LOAD IN MY FACE!!!!" and he was like "WHat? come over here andf his fat ass starts running up the hill, and like 2 sec later he was out of breath. the night ended with my friends all mooning him and telling his fatass to come roll down the hill and come see us. mind u, this guy was about 22 yrs old and we r like 16-17. I think he lives in one of the houeses on the side of the trail.
Feb 8 2007 8:03PM
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LBkid33
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=fQfCMYKTpJg - the first fight on here reminded me of this but in this I think its shit that a couple snowboarders try and jump in...and I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure the skier was the one that rocked the dude first right?
Feb 8 2007 8:04PM
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jambone
Posts: 934 - Karma: 11
Grab their boards and let em go down the trail. They dont stop
Feb 8 2007 8:05PM
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LBkid33
Posts: 193 - Karma: 10
your one of the lucky ones and the only reason i made a thread was because I like to hear about fights haha
Feb 8 2007 8:07PM
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SwitchMahFuckah
Posts: 783 - Karma: 15
Haha yeah the skier beats the fuck out of that dude.
Feb 8 2007 8:09PM
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bowlripper
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who won
Feb 8 2007 8:18PM
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rocktheLPs
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i ate shit at gunstock this weekend. a snowboarder came over and picked up my ski for me. i havent really encountered any douche bag snowboarders on the hill. except when they all sit at the top of the jump and say to the only one whos jumping "you almost had it"
Feb 8 2007 8:19PM
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K2skipunk
Posts: 2837 - Karma: 111
not really a fight, but at my hill, a snowboarder rode on my tails and i was like "uh-oh", and he said, "fuckin' tweak", so i get on the chair and he's right behind me, and i start to yell fuck really short, and over and over again, pretending i am a fuckin tweak, it was pretty funny cuz he was like "oh shit", and im 16 and he must have been in his 20's, good fun.
Feb 8 2007 8:28PM
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c+ald
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thats so sick i bet that was crazy fun
Feb 8 2007 8:41PM
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SkiMN
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thats epic
Feb 8 2007 8:47PM
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scratchproteen
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hell ya...bout time somebody teaches an asshole a lesson...
Feb 8 2007 9:11PM
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KillerMonkey
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kicking people with ski boots fucking kills. Just stomp the shit out of em. hehe, just reading this thread just gets the adrenaline running. O well, I'm always chill with people on the hill.
Feb 8 2007 9:22PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
that one utube video shoes what dicks ppl can be..
anyway i almost got in a fight wiht another skier a few weeks ago cause im goin in to hit this jump and he fuckin comes outa nowhere adn just slams the fuck into me and starts cussin and shit and i just skied off lol
Feb 8 2007 9:29PM
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