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Is this creepy or am I just too sensitive?
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So we had this middle aged guy who I work with (who has no family/place to go) over for xmas dinner and he was nice and all and bought is a HUGE fuckin spiral ham (75 buck ham) to thank us. That's cool. So yesterday at work he asks me what I'm doing this weekend and I tell him I'm helping my sister move in to her apartment and going to Maine to visit a school (3-4 hours from home) and he goes "ohh! I love this restaurant in Portland, can I come?" I say no, hoping he's kidding around and he says "Well if there isn't any room, I'll pay for a UHAUL so we can fit everything and we can all fit in the car" and again I say no. He leaves for a bit and comes back with a present for me. He bought me another ham (20 buck McKenzie ham) and asks if he can go with me. I say no and he won't take the ham back. Now I have a big ass ham and don't even like ham and this guy's starting to creep me out. Is this shit creepy?
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haha sucks man....send the ham to me ill eat it
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aahahaha thats fucking hilarious. now you know where to get ham when you need it
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Ahahaha, this thread is hilarious and scary at the same time. "Young adult male is bludgeoned to death with a ham, police reports say he anticipated the assault on an online skiing forum".
And yes, "Now I have a bigass ham and I don't even like ham" is pretty epic sig material.
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tell him that you'll only let him go if he gives you 1000$ and then just take off and buy ski stuff wherever you're going.
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bahahaha yeahh...nicely putt
but yeah hes probably just soo lonely and now that someone actally talks wiht him and stuff he probably thinks that your like his best friend..awwe poor man. Just be Patient with him and im sure that soon he will get the point
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dude how big is a 75 lb fucking ham? like honestly. i cant even imagine.
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don't worry man T-hall just left rossi so you can leave this guy, find some new kind of locally based friend to support and help to the top, but watch out for comas
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ohhh alright i was gonna say... that would be like bigger than the entire pig. but this guy deffinetly has no friends and he should just gtfo, dont talk to him if you want to live.
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ahaha reading all these posts just made me laugh so hard.
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^haha yea that would be massive..but in respose to the thred maybe hes a real nice guy but not alot of friends i duno, coulnt hurt to give him a chance..
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haha a thing about dahmer just came on the news...its a sign.
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why... why would you do that? that would just encourage gayness
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check the ham for roofies
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id use him he ovisly has money id say to him i want new skis but the ones i want are really expensive and i would like new ones bamm you got your self a new pair of skis and you cn use him for everything
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creepy for sure. i wouldnt even know what to do in that kind of situation.
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