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Ohh the things your siblings say......
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so 10 minutes ago my sister (who's 16) comes into the tv room as i'm sitting there with my parents. she's eating a popsicle...
sister: "you know what's weird guys? i can stick the WHOLE popsicle down my throat without gagging! see!" (demonstrates a bit....)
mom: "maybe that isn't the best thing to share with everyone.....(awkwardddd....)"
conversation goes on for a bit like that. like 2 minutes later my little brother comes in
"WOW! how can you do that!?"
sister: "i've built up a resistance"
at that point i'm just killing myself. funny thing is she was totally oblivious to what we were thinking. kindof a you had to be there moment.
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im glad my sisters are much older than me... like, i couldnt handle that...
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Wow, youve trained your sister so well.
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA.
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My little brother likes to pretend hes a rapper.
I have proofs.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=381961197&MyToken=d7b28063-4feb-43eb-9618-c1347ab9b027
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My 17 year old brother always asks me if I'm high. My 11 year old brother always asks me if I'm drunk. And the thing is whenever they ask me is when I'm not, dumb brothers.
The best was my friend's 11 year old brother. We were both really faded and we came back to his house real late and he's still up playing super smash so we join him. After a while he says "Jeff are you drunk? Because you're being way too nice to me." I could not hold in cracking up.
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Hahahaha, that's awful and awesome at the same time... 16? Jesus...
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24 year old brothers best quote
"Gold bond powder it's like 1000 little pixies blowing on your junk"
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i am definately making an edit to that
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im pretty sure your sister knew EXACTLY what she was doing.....oh and once when i was visitng my parents (im 28) my dad told me he thought the neighbors might be "smoking marijuana" . we were sitting on the deck as he was BBQing, and i could smell it - big time - but i didnt really want to acknowldge it..but my dad pipes up and is like...."jodi -do you smell that? you know - that smell that sortof resembles the stench of a burning rope? that's what burning marijuana smells like..." Now, pardon me, but ive already been through highschool and university, and lived in BC.....but it was nice to get clarification from my 60 year old father what "marijuana" smells like......and BTW....it doesnt smell like burnt rope. HA
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Why would your sister do that? I mean was she trying to be like "hey mom and dad look at me! I know how to swallow a whole penis down my throat!"
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i have no siblings. :(
but to feel important i'll tell another story.
today in school we were supposed to clean our lockers. so in study hall we all try to go and my teacher says now one at a time, i don't want some huge locker orgy out there. the whole class lost it. she had no clue. she also has huge tits. like they are bigger than her.
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My older sister is a blonde thru and thru....i had to convince her that Bud light was the light beer version of budweiser.......she is 20 btw..... and my whole family was at the table and we were talking about cinco de mayo, and she asks "well what day is it" and we say monday...and she goes "no no, i mean what number so i know if it conflicts with something else thats going on"..........Oh boy
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i could understand the cinco de mayo thing. if you didn't know spanish you wouldn't know it meant the 5th of may.
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Hahaha are you sure you didnt mean to type 6 years old?
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hah thats my sig now, thats spectacular
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