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i swhot a rabbid animal today

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Ahmets_Brother
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i was trying to find wood to build tramp skis out of and when i went into my barn i saw this animal that looked like a gopher or something. it looked at me then made scary sounds. i ran to my house and got my 22rifle and then aimed and shot it right in the head. bloood went everywhere but it still kept kicking so i shot it in the stomach and even more blood came out. that was awsome but now im scared of going back in my barn

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Jun 17 2003 2:21PM
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cj
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Jun 17 2003 2:24PM
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Knewnews
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what was it?
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Jun 17 2003 2:24PM
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WIllW
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good story giray

Jun 17 2003 2:27PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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its fucken true. if you dont believe me ill go film the animal right now and put it on ns

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Jun 17 2003 2:28PM
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flanker
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You mean you didn't video tape the shooting? Why not...
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Jun 17 2003 2:53PM
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Bangor
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is that why your icon is a gopher with an RPG? are you afraid they're gonna come and get you?


christ, just get a flash-bang grenade or five, and lob em in there..... if the thing isn't knocked off it's ass then its evil..... no need to rape the animals with a .22!
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Jun 17 2003 3:02PM
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Jun 17 2003 3:14PM
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yeti
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you don't know it was rabid. You just shot an animal that you aren't going to eat. I should shoot you.

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Jun 17 2003 3:19PM
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Lateralis
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poacher! = serious offense biatch


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Jun 17 2003 3:25PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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IT SCARED ME!!!!DAMNIT. i shoot whatever i want

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Jun 17 2003 3:25PM
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yeti
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ah yes, you're an american...i forgot.

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Jun 17 2003 3:27PM
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Lateralis
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down here in ontario you go to jail for poaching,so come here and get ravaged in monteith


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Jun 17 2003 3:28PM
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Girays_Brother
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i saw it it was cool looking

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Jun 17 2003 5:45PM
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DrPepper
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it is only poaching if the animal is protected by a hunting season or if it is endangered.
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Jun 17 2003 5:48PM
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What_A_Wookie
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i got me a rabid racoon one day...uh-huh
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Jun 17 2003 5:53PM
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newschooler14
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i doubt they send someone to jail for killing a gopher or some shit unless its endangered. Who really cares i have hit many small animals with a car before.

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Jun 17 2003 6:11PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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i have my license

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Jun 17 2003 6:46PM
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cravate
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what you did was wrong. and your little statement about you shoot what you want. disgusts me.
but he was on his own property and he is legally allowed to shoot anything. if it is on your property you can claim the animal as a disturbance
but unless the animal does pose a threat to you, or you intend to eat the animal. you shouldnt shoot it.
but answer this what kind of a man are you that gets scared by a gopher?
im out
Jun 17 2003 6:58PM
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alpentalik
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^just because you said that i am going to get off my ass and go shoot a canada goose right now...ill be right back


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Jun 17 2003 7:00PM
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Matty.
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all i can say is: I bet your a redneck!

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Jun 17 2003 7:20PM
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^a redneck would have had a gun with him and not had to go and get it

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Jun 17 2003 7:24PM
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Jun 17 2003 9:04PM
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lineskier10
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what would the world come to if i shot everyone that scared me, to answer my own question there would be a lot less problems in the world
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Jun 17 2003 9:08PM
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SkiHead
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i shot a squirrel with a BB gun once, it didnt die..it was just flopping around and shit so i watched it for like 1/2 hour suffer, then i had to shoot it like 8 more times in the head before it died. twas fun


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Jun 17 2003 10:40PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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the fucken thing ttried to bite me. iafter i shot it i got it tested for rabbies and it had them. so fuck off you vegetarians

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Jun 18 2003 9:48AM
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WIllW
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cravate, he is a little baby midget not a man and
i don't beleive you got it tested giray
Jun 18 2003 11:59AM
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theBOSS.
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Girays a liar, it didnt have rabies. From the NY state health department:

The submission of small rodents (squirrels, rats, mice, gophers, chipmunks, hamsters, gerbils, guinea pigs) and insectivores (moles and shrews) is discouraged. No case of rabies has been documented even though more than 24,000 persons are reported bitten annually by these species in the United States. Thus, routine testing for rabies is not indicated.
Jun 18 2003 8:59PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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i was just kidding. mo fockers. shit you guys are like animal lovin hippies. little things scare me.

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Jun 18 2003 9:08PM
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theBOSS.
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yeah sorry I jus wanted to prove you wrong
Jun 18 2003 9:11PM
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skierdudeguy
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here gopher gopher gopher, gopher want a treat? right in this little black tube, *BLAAAAAAMMMM*
haha, FUCK YOU GOPHER BITCH!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Jun 19 2003 12:20AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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yes when you see a gopher in there hissing at you and you are a baby midget you ge kinda scared

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Jun 19 2003 9:07AM
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bob_dole
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if you were a true redneck you woudlnt go get youre lil bitch ass 22...youd probably just step on the fucker.


so fuck you too

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Jun 19 2003 11:11AM
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*cowboy*
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Thank you cj 'Heres To America'.. Yeah, i dont think he is a redneck.. maybe like a redneck wannabe... I'd have shot the thing too.
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Jun 19 2003 12:13PM
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wiglaf
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i used to shoot racoons all the time, but they were in my sweet corn eating my profit. i would have shot the damn gophor too
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Jun 19 2003 4:27PM
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