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b-ladd
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post ur freeestylings here
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Jun 15 2003 7:59PM
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*cowboy*
Posts: 8830 - Karma: 214
Thats dumb.. Its not really 'freestlyin' if you have time to think about what you are going to right...



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Jun 15 2003 8:02PM
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b-ladd
Posts: 2300 - Karma: 48
in that case, post ur home written raps here
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Jun 15 2003 8:03PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
this thread was created by someone who thinks rap is gay....


hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?
jigga say wha??


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Jun 15 2003 8:09PM
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*cowboy*
Posts: 8830 - Karma: 214
yeah really.. skiPUNK99.. haha.. WOW



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Jun 15 2003 8:11PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
i grab my balls
i sweat a lot
im white and i rap
i should be shot
Jun 15 2003 8:13PM
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*cowboy*
Posts: 8830 - Karma: 214
now thats 'freestyle' nice...



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Jun 15 2003 8:13PM
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b-ladd
Posts: 2300 - Karma: 48
weazelzb wuz freesting and it got me thinking
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Jun 15 2003 8:15PM
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teresak2
Posts: 1344 - Karma: 11
hey ya better take the time to read my rhyme!

hell yeah im back
ready to attack
im commin in 2004
ill be breakin down yo door
Mouse & Reestra had it once
we neeed more
I'll party it up
ya'll be like 'whut?'
cuz smokin the herb
drops the learnin curve
it kills my reaction time
and my rhyme
you think this would be a sign
of corruption
but don't make that aussumtion
cuz it's always a blast
being part of the cast
of us crazy norhtern skiers!




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While I was ridding the lift at Copper Mtn:

Man: So where ya from?
Me: Montana
Man: Oh… so your from Canada?
Me: *Sigh* thinking to myself 'stupid Coloradian'
Jun 15 2003 8:56PM
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jksl
Posts: 12726 - Karma: 737
me and teddy had a crazy rhyme conversation awhile back..we went for awhile

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Leave Only Footprints
Jun 15 2003 8:56PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
patriarch?


Palestine?
Jun 15 2003 8:57PM
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gambino500014
Posts: 6882 - Karma: 12
talk to d lite he will take even the best of you to school... there was a good hate post turned freestyle a while back....
-Nick Iwanyhsyn

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'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

'Hokey Pokey is one crazy song. When I was 5 in kindergarten I couldnt get those moves down. I think I was discouraged by my israeli background. They just laughed at me...'- mikee
Jun 15 2003 9:38PM
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l_KeViN_l
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 16
mann you can't rhyme on the internet
it just aint the same..
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Jun 15 2003 10:21PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
hes right/\. its kinda hard cuz you can't tell the rhythm, or the beat at all. so its kinda gay if you can't ffeel how the beat goes, then it sounds like shit in yer head


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'this is called the vicious blow, when you hit him you gotta strike him with yer mouth!!'--gay football coach

'wow look at the weirdo, he got his dang nab skis on backwards.....and backwards the other way too!! wow i bet that feels funny.'--some hick in Idaho
Jun 15 2003 11:36PM
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rsd
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 10
lol RS4LIFE i think i remember that hate post that became a rhyming one...

-Ryan

'oh hes from canada we will give him a break on spelling'- dspin7x

'i is frum cehnehdeh tu, feck off.'- cj

' guys are far from evil. We're like little bunnies'-itsbackfliptime
Jun 16 2003 12:08AM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
slalomstart is rhyming with a syllable singular
SHE can't even put 2 together, let alone triangular
triangles have 3 sides, making them extensive
i hate you, your family lives off pension.


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Jun 16 2003 12:41AM
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teresak2
Posts: 1344 - Karma: 11
hey i tried
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Marianne: He's throwin down some sick shit, its like Tanner Hall sick.
Me: Dude thats pretty sick.

I'm gonna bust out my hash browns and cook me some breakfast!

'So uh when did you start, ya know, uh, mastubating?'
'I was horny once and it just happend'

**NORTHERN REPRESENT**
Jun 16 2003 12:17PM
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b-ladd
Posts: 2300 - Karma: 48
to dj extreme: wut?
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Jun 16 2003 2:47PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
u lookin pretty tan
did u use a toner?
i see u lookin at jo mamma
and i know u gettin a lil boner u fuckin loner. ur a dick, a prick and u fuckin make sick
look at ur deformed ugly face, it fuckin makes me puke,
shhhh be quiet i hear u be gettin head from a man named duke. i be fuckin up ur hos like mojo, a animal simply understandable, who u lookin up too tell me who?a a skinny white motherfuckin jew, aint it true? so true u stupid fuck
shut ur mouth cause u be outta luck.


hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?
jigga say wha??


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Jun 16 2003 4:24PM
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srwinnsuco
Posts: 2943 - Karma: 1,472
funny stuff. you people are good at typing out ryhmes



'Lifes not a bitch, life is a beuatiful woman'
-Aesop Rock
Jun 16 2003 4:32PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
lol^


hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?
jigga say wha??


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Jun 16 2003 4:32PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
you skiers don't understand my flow
i'm extrordinary, then there's my flow
your mom is fat, she's beefy tit's hoe
cko is a donator, so am i, yo.


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Jun 16 2003 5:40PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
you said flow twice, DQ'ed
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What the hell is this, i said egg whites only! You trying to give me a bloody heart attack?? Make it again!!! Aaaah the breakfast thing, it wasnt even about the eggs, really. Frankly i like the yolks, i, i, i do. I have no problem, its just theres always been alot of tension between Lois and me, and its not so much as i want to kill her. It's just i want her to not be alive anymore. Uh, i sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then i think to myself,'My god, wouldnt it be marvolous if i turned out to be a homosexual?' -Stewie

Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie
Jun 16 2003 5:42PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
i definitely didn't mean to do that
typo

wait, what the fuck DID i mean to type

dq me, i'll annilate you in a non-sarcastic rap
and i might be able to spell anihallate too

please dq me, i DID say 'flow' twice. i wonder what i meant.


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Jun 16 2003 5:46PM
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Fro-deo
Posts: 879 - Karma: 10
my rhymes are complexinary
more so than bushes weaponary
after this ill be taking a walk with you momma through the cemetary
take a break for gods sake
u speak as though u been chewin on too much fruit cake
when u type on this stupid site
u sound as though ur in denial
so please, go home and watch 8 mile
Jun 16 2003 5:52PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
djextreme,
this guy is genetically inferior to a deformed felon.
Thats why his ass is the only place he gets some lovin
I have - to -deliver - the - cold - hard facts,
you are about as smart as a virus ridden rats
You have a personality worthy of fishy smelling head lice.
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice
Excuse me i just caught a glimps of your face i gotta vommit,
you have less of a shot at success than a mouldy bag of sh-i-t
I guess that makes perfict sence since u smell 100% like it
Keep rhyming, mambe someday you'll say something intelligent
On that day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.
SO my advice is to battle back, im sure ull regrett it
DJ,you so ugly you look like Alan Greenspan after a market crash.
I guess that makes sence since thie ryhme game is making u zero cash.
Your better off homeliss, cuz right now u to poor to even PAY attention.
Your house is so welfare cockroaches need a 4-x-4 to get across her kitchen
I know your girl friend's got you wiped, but thats no reason to be Bitchen
You should be bitchen cuz she got your ass working in the kitchen
And every time you take of her panties, it sound like velcro
Your girl is like a shotgun too, one c*** and that bi** will BLOW
DJ, is a sexy beast, who enjoys shredded provolone cheese.
Sitting on the curb with knee-pads yelling 'Curb Service please!'
This guys is so gay i bet he could even suck-start a Harley!
Smoking so much weed this bi** could revive bob marley
Now Rase yall hands if your ready for my grand finnaly
This guy is like a big mac, full of fat and only worth a buck
His rhymes are like a vacume cleaner...... THEY REALLY SUCK
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Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Jun 16 2003 5:54PM
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*Neil
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for all u dumb ppl who dont no whop alan greenspan is: ALAN GREENSPAN knows a recession when he sees one. The cautious chief of the Federal Reserve Board, or Fed, was a child through the Depression, became President Gerald Ford's top economic adviser during the economic woes of the mid-'70s, and ascended to his current post mere months before the stock market crash of 1987. It stands to reason that Greenspan, often dubbed the second most powerful man in America, is obsessed with balancing the U.S. economy between boom and bust.
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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Jun 16 2003 5:56PM
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etom
Posts: 2443 - Karma: 13
you stupid mcs can step to me;
il make you fucken fags get down on one knee;
youl be wanten to suck my dick like that shit is free;
im running this whole expierement, your just a chimpanzee;
i rep the 206, you just got past the statue of liberty;
as you pass ellis island, you hope you will be great;
i will smash on you as you try to rhyme, but it will be to late;
you were destind to loose, it was your fate;
so go back to your home and masturbate;
your just sad cus you a fake.

COC sesh E
Jun 16 2003 6:05PM
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b-ladd
Posts: 2300 - Karma: 48
ucant freestyle
u aint got no style
u think ur pimpin
u really just a simpleton
like mr stimpleton
from rocket power
i think u should just go cower
under the bed
u lie 'bout gettin head
biiiotch
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Jun 16 2003 8:07PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
to skipunk99

u fuckin poser
who thinks hes a punk
should just quit skiing and become a monk
cause u like the cock
and that aint just a mock
cause im the best cant you see?
so u can come here and suck me
u go hunting for the penis
but when i go out for the hunt
i be lookin for some fresh cunt.
so for the record dont call rap gay
cause next time i see u, u gonna pay.
brandon shut the fuck up
and go fuck ur new baby pup


hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?
jigga say wha??


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Jun 16 2003 8:13PM
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b-ladd
Posts: 2300 - Karma: 48
^^^you stupid fool
you think your cool
u suk preppy dick
u just make me sik

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save a tree: stop making report cards
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Jun 16 2003 8:19PM
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b-ladd
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and thats all u need to know
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Jun 16 2003 8:20PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
Brandon:
fag, u be lookin pretty tan, u musta used a toner,
but i see u staring at ur uncle and i know u gettin a eencie weeencie boner,
for u i aint see a good fate,
so u better whip out the ol brad pitt pic and masterbate,
and that aint just a notion
so get ready and pull out the lotion


hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?
jigga say wha??


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Jun 16 2003 8:23PM
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b-ladd
Posts: 2300 - Karma: 48
zak:
the names brendan
at least spell it rite
ur neck im bendin
its gonna snap
cuz put real simple
U CANT RAP!!
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save a tree: stop making report cards
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Jun 16 2003 8:27PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
u can spell my name right to u lil wussy
its Z-A-C-H u get it pussy?
u aint got no mic skills, but u got a boyfriend named tom,
fucka all your lyrics be coming from LYRICS.com
and u know its true,
u lil piece of monkey poo,
so shut the fuck up and listen to the jew
u motha fuckin foo


hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?
jigga say wha??


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Jun 16 2003 8:32PM
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b-ladd
Posts: 2300 - Karma: 48
dude: im fukin jewish too
u screamed in that movie wen she sed boo!
u little pussy
go suk sum cok
cuz u know thats all u got
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save a tree: stop making report cards
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Jun 16 2003 8:36PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
that rap fuckin sucked, definately not tite
i schooled u 1,2,3, 4 times
and u still aint got it right
whenever im by u, i dont see one ho in site,
but i heard u slapped a girl and got in a fight
and during that fite u had to give the ho a bite
fag, that aint rite, when i see u im gonna fuck u up wid all my power and mite
so lets stop this gay lil battle
so u can get back to suckin ur uncles paddle



hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?
jigga say wha??


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Jun 16 2003 8:41PM
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etom
Posts: 2443 - Karma: 13
we got punk rapper over here;
holden it down for newschoolers queer;
if your not online yhou love given your mom a pap schmear;
that yeast infection in your mouth is to big, how can you cheer?
its allright we know you anit got shit in that sphere;
resten on yoru shoulders, its what brings your fear;
im done with this battle

COC sesh E
Jun 16 2003 10:10PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
hey sorry neil, i didn't read your rhymes
i was busy doing your mom
doing your mom NINE TIMES


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Jun 16 2003 10:51PM
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SkiHead
Posts: 154 - Karma: 11
you all suck


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Jun 18 2003 12:18AM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
yep. there's been a few freestyle threads, but I think that Mercer and I had the best one going, about, say, 12 months or so, back.


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Jun 18 2003 12:23AM
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