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ReggaeConcept
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 15
ninjas are the shit...realultimatepower.net, i love ninjas so much that i wrote my own play for my school talent show about them
Things ninjas can do:
~flip out and kill anyone
~fly
~play guitar like motherfuckers
~score with hot chicks

what more can you want?
life's like a box of chocolates
Jun 15 2003 6:50PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
i love that website. All the ninjas turned into the biggest blackest boner ever and they porked softly. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

FARP Trailer
'Simply put: Greatest Trailer Ever'- Resnick13
Jun 15 2003 7:45PM
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K_2
Posts: 1446 - Karma: 11
That website...is interesting.hahahah. That Movie was great. Ninjawreck3!ahahahha. So good! I'm going to be a ninja going around killing everyone!
I Bent My Wookie
Jun 15 2003 7:50PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
ninjas are the ultimate power


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
What time is it... saturday?
50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
Jun 15 2003 7:53PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
pffffft, beer is the ultimate power!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
#Cut the Jibba Jabba Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#
*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*
@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@
%Jesus Is My Homeboy%
Jun 15 2003 8:57PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
Keemo Sabi?


Palestine?
Jun 15 2003 8:57PM
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srwinnsuco
Posts: 2943 - Karma: 1,472
hey that website is great, i've been going there for years ninja's rock

'Lifes not a bitch, life is a beuatiful woman'
-Aesop Rock
Jun 15 2003 9:09PM
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Whistlermann
Posts: 4048 - Karma: 12
its all about combining the two ultimate powers... beer and ninjas... like in that movie with jackie chan..... Legemd of the Drunken Master


My Skis go both ways... Like a Bisexual
Jun 15 2003 10:40PM
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Durhoward
Posts: 219 - Karma: 10
Ninjas are the coolest people ever. They should make more movies with sweet ninjas going around killing people. That would be cool.
Jun 15 2003 10:43PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
i have ninjas on my tails


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Jun 16 2003 12:53AM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
The Three Ninjas was a sweet movie.
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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!
Jun 16 2003 12:53AM
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Knewnews
Posts: 2093 - Karma: 477
^ not that piece of shit with the little kids is it? if so i would hate to be you.
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MidWest Is The Shit
Fuck The Ghetto
Jun 16 2003 1:24AM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
are u kidding me? u didnt like that movie when u were a kid? u were deprived.
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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!
Jun 16 2003 1:30AM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6435 - Karma: 108



This is a picture of my best friend Mark showing off.
He's a lot older than me and almost done with puberty,

which is bragable.

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Chris



Have a JIBARITO!

Guitaring for life

Suicide is your way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'
Feb 16 2005 9:34PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
benditto, that owned pic with the down syndrome kid is the greatest. it's set as my desktop background


- Harvιε




I skι therefore I aм

Feb 16 2005 9:53PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
ok im gunna be honest with all you guys. I am a ninja.

OOPS POW SURPRISE! OOOOOHHHHH!!!

-formerly known as publicenemy1023-
Feb 16 2005 10:03PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
ahahahaha if you click no at the begining it takes you to oprah's website





There's plenty of room for all of God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes.

I'd rather be rich than stupid.
Feb 17 2005 4:26PM
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lizziebeth
Posts: 1596 - Karma: 22
he wrote a book, too. it's even better than the website.

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'That's what Punk is to me. The near final understanding that the world is ours, and that we only have to realize it to make it so.'

-Ben Bormann
Feb 17 2005 4:27PM
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SteveStepp
Posts: 9529 - Karma: 20,646
ninjas are the shit man

i thought everyone knew that site before, they never update it

its been the same for like a year















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-Steve Stepp



'...and they were all drunk on rum, because they're pirates.'
Feb 17 2005 4:51PM
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SteveStepp
Posts: 9529 - Karma: 20,646
none the less

ninjas can kill anyone with giant boners, magic, swords or bio-slime















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-Steve Stepp



'...and they were all drunk on rum, because they're pirates.'
Feb 17 2005 4:52PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 343
www.ninja4hire.com

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make love, not war.
Feb 17 2005 5:04PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
-the magnum-, your icon is much too close to mine. you're gunna have to change it.

OOPS POW SURPRISE! OOOOOHHHHH!!!

-formerly known as publicenemy1023-
Feb 17 2005 5:27PM
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fizzlefry
Posts: 4662 - Karma: 15
i tell everyone im a ninja
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Feb 17 2005 5:43PM
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mad_child78
Posts: 170 - Karma: 11
i have a funny ninja story.

k on last halloween my buddies tryed to get into this banquet but they gaurd wouldt let them in right.. so they busted down to this sotre and all bought ninja suits.. then they climed on top of the hall and hid up there. then liek all these crunk fucks were stanig outside smoking and my buddies in the costume started throwing like pebbles at this one guy. when he would look up they would hide and one would pop their head up and he woul dyell so loud there are ninjas on the roof. all the drunk people would make fun of him then they would do it again ... they did it untill th edrunk guy got made fun of so bad and then punched in teh face for continually saying it.. he broke his nose ahaha.. all in all a good ninja story
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Feb 17 2005 6:01PM
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p-lin101
Posts: 1805 - Karma: 8
in my culminating task for drama last year we had a scene where some ninjas rob a bank





Ok, give him the stick, DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!!!!!!.....OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

-GI Joe(The Man with the red beard)
Feb 17 2005 6:08PM
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skirbrt88
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 23
what the fuck, i could woop anybody here in a ninja battle with my sidekick/bitch wormeaten1
im a way better ninja then anybody here



Land Shark, Land Shark.
Feb 17 2005 8:16PM
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mackinnon
Posts: 5153 - Karma: 156
HAHAHHAHA BEST SITE EVER! that picture is fucking hilarious
*Laura*


my mom has like 15 prada bags........ ATLANTASKI

Facts:



1. Ninjas are mammals.
Feb 17 2005 8:51PM
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