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The "i got arrested game"

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jKutcher
Posts: 3936 - Karma: 4,260
so here's the deal, find out how you will be arrested, the google way. Go to google, type "(your FIRST name) was arrested for" and see what you got sent to the slammer for. Remember to use the quotations marks, or else it wont work.

i will go first

John was arrested for fifth degree possession of methampheamine. boy i love my meth
Jan 26 2007 10:16PM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
Matt Pitt, Famed Youth Pastor, Arrested for Impersonating Police
Sep 8 2013 5:04PM
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Brule.
Posts: 3848 - Karma: 5,662
Win...?

"Jonathan Cook of Forever The Sickest Kids was arrested for selling fake Rolex watches. "

Boy, do I love selling counterfeit Rolex's to rip people off.
Sep 8 2013 5:11PM
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walterson
Posts: 450 - Karma: 2,373
Ruth was arrested for permitting abuse of a minor and Ben was arrested for second degree domestic battery.

tight
Sep 8 2013 5:28PM
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MikeRonzitti
Posts: 191 - Karma: 330
Blaise got arrested for pilfering incriminating Norwegians.
Sep 9 2013 8:49AM
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blazer258
Posts: 1097 - Karma: 642
^ thats me
Sep 9 2013 8:49AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
"Kyle, was arrested for promoting his wife, Jennifer Kyle, for prostitution."

I'm awesome
Sep 9 2013 9:26AM
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notfunny
Posts: 97 - Karma: 15
Apparently I killed Tupac.
Sep 9 2013 9:43AM
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Benjo
Posts: 709 - Karma: 23
Benjamin was arrested for allegedly showing porn to a 6 year-old.
Sep 9 2013 9:57AM
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SenditSerg
Posts: 272 - Karma: 137
Sergei was arrested in Moscow for allegedly "resisting officers' recommendations to cross the road in the correct place

I DO WHAT I WANT
Sep 9 2013 11:05AM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
Dylan, was arrested for being in possession of the stolen vehicle
Sep 9 2013 11:22AM
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ndye
Posts: 3756 - Karma: 7,088
Nathan was arrested for driving into crowd on venice beach boardwalk
Sep 9 2013 12:11PM
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Elg
Posts: 2998 - Karma: 3,880
Kristian was arrested in france for plotting massacre.

shit
Sep 9 2013 2:34PM
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Abu_Hajaar
Posts: 2747 - Karma: 3,890
Robert arrested for peeing on steaks at Walmart
Sep 9 2013 2:51PM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 917
zach was arrested for murder. great.
Sep 9 2013 5:10PM
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Joshua.
Posts: 2957 - Karma: 6,229
MASTERCHEF FINALIST JOSH MARKS ARRESTED IN VIOLENT ASSAULT, CLAIMS HE'S GOD




damn I be humble tho
Sep 9 2013 5:43PM
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Banane.
Posts: 3102 - Karma: 414
Guillaume was arrested for allegedly stealing the Mona Lisa in 1911.

Winner
Sep 9 2013 5:45PM
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WU-sconsin
Posts: 565 - Karma: 1,301
"Tim was arrested for weed" haha sounds like me
Sep 9 2013 7:26PM
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jibbpeter
Posts: 1613 - Karma: 4,083
Peter was arrested for jumping between buildings, and taking pictures of some faggot in a superhero suit on top of them... wait what?
Sep 9 2013 7:38PM
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Kajex
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 178
"Kevin was arrested for smoke inhalation at a local hospital where he was being treated for smoke inhalation"


Sep 9 2013 7:45PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
Ted was an American serial killer, rapist, kidnapper, and necrophile who assaulted and murdered numerous young women and girls during the 1970s and possibly earlier. After more than a decade of denials, he confessed shortly before his execution to 30 homicides committed in seven states between 1974 and 1978; the true total remains unknown, and could be much higher.
Bundy was regarded as handsome and charismatic by his young female victims, traits he exploited in winning their trust. He typically approached them in public places, feigning an injury or disability, or impersonating an authority figure, before overpowering and assaulting them at a more secluded location. He sometimes revisited his secondary crime scenes for hours at a time, grooming and performing sexual acts with the decomposing corpses until putrefaction and destruction by wild animals made further interaction impossible. He decapitated at least 12 victims and kept some of the severed heads in his apartment for a period of time as mementos. On a few occasions, he simply broke into dwellings at night and bludgeoned victims as they slept.

Sep 9 2013 8:17PM
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esotericjive
Posts: 1889 - Karma: 1,445
If Dan was arrested for selling marijuana in the past, it might make it more likely that he had a propensity to sell heroin this time.
Sep 9 2013 9:00PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
Marcus was arrested for acting like a pussy during times of war

- Uncyclopedia
Sep 9 2013 10:17PM
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CaptainSlow
Posts: 717 - Karma: 929
graham was arrested in africa....

ok
Sep 9 2013 10:33PM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
Nicholas was arrested for doing his job.


Motherfuckers.
Sep 9 2013 10:34PM
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TheBEANER
Posts: 131 - Karma: 96
Luc was arrested for allegedly committing five murders in the Ingleside neighborhood
Sep 9 2013 10:44PM
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geosom
Posts: 157 - Karma: 1,643
George was arrested for chaining a male escort to a wall, and imprisoning him.
Sep 10 2013 2:27AM
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Lachie.
Posts: 356 - Karma: 1,550
it doesn't work for me. are you supposed to just click the first link that comes up or something?
Sep 10 2013 4:28AM
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Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,600
'Fred (Willard) got arrested for killing dog'
Sep 10 2013 5:05AM
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Skiing.Nz
Posts: 279 - Karma: 49
Cameron was arrested for identity theft, grand and petty theft, and fraudulent use of an access card.

Damn I love to steal some shit , be it a bouncy ball or a butt load of tv's
Sep 10 2013 5:28AM
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The-Kaizer
Posts: 46 - Karma: 155
Hahaha, this happened near london. Last year it became legal to call a police horse gay. I love the UK.
Sep 10 2013 9:41AM
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Yeezus
Posts: 3350 - Karma: 469
Piotr was arrested for "distribution of potatoes, beetroots and other vegetables with the aim of attacking the police"
Sep 10 2013 9:48AM
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
Oli was arrested for urinating on a woman on their tour bus after she turned down his advances in front of a K journalist...



Sep 10 2013 10:03AM
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PizzaKid
Posts: 297 - Karma: 309
"Lawrence was arrested for statutory rape" this thread is hilarious
Sep 10 2013 10:25AM
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.Gladiator.
Posts: 272 - Karma: 2,357
Levi was arrested for Poss. Marijuana less than. 1oz. and Destruction of Evidence. See supplement.
Sep 10 2013 11:44AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
Amanda "Bynes" - Arrested for possession and felony bong tossing
Sep 10 2013 2:38PM
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Trojan~Man
Posts: 1996 - Karma: 1,357
criminal domestic violence lol
Sep 10 2013 4:33PM
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Heavy.Head
Posts: 324 - Karma: 686
Daniel, was arrested for stealing his sisters weave
Sep 10 2013 6:57PM
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Juicy-J
Posts: 1900 - Karma: 1,764
it was at age sixty-eight that Pat got arrested for child molestation

Pat got arrested for being drunk in possession of a scary mask.

Poor Patrick got arrested for basically nothing but walking in a bathroom


Sep 10 2013 9:46PM
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newnewschool
Posts: 400 - Karma: 439
Mason got arrested for trying to free Siegfried and Roy's tigers






Boy I'm proud of whoever has my name that does incredible deeds as this
Sep 11 2013 12:56AM
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Theskiingguy
Posts: 476 - Karma: 2,514
Was arrested for sexual assault....

uh oh
Sep 11 2013 1:30AM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,505
Hahaha wtf is this about oli sykes?
Nov 19 2013 2:05PM
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*DUMBCAN*
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 5,627
Duncan was arrested for driving under the influence.


Nov 19 2013 2:28PM
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J_Christoph
Posts: 2519 - Karma: 8,750
"Jay, former middle school principal, was arrested after being found passed out in his car drunk." Ha those damn kids turned me straight to the bottle
Nov 19 2013 2:28PM
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Slurpsicle.
Posts: 703 - Karma: 999
"Mitch was arrested for mounting a television set on either the hood or the dashboard of his car."
Nov 19 2013 2:30PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14477 - Karma: 10,515
Peter was arrested this weekend after allegedly rear-ending a car in Glendale and fleeing to Los Angeles
Nov 19 2013 2:47PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14477 - Karma: 10,515
"Arrested for Alleged Hit-and-Run, Possession of Methamphetamines" was the title.
Nov 19 2013 2:48PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,296
"Sam was arrested for sexual assault in school."
Nov 19 2013 2:50PM
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coling
Posts: 1086 - Karma: -3
Fucking jackass firefighters
Nov 19 2013 2:59PM
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shorty_T
Posts: 2725 - Karma: 761
Tamara was arrested for failure to disburse.
Better than result #4- Drugs and prostitution. Lol
Nov 19 2013 6:51PM
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ABalls
Posts: 2091 - Karma: 3,754
"Austin was arrested for felonious assault"
Nov 19 2013 7:05PM
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