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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
they suck. just like the summer. i keep getting bit. how bad do you want to kill them?

i like to burn things,
i can do a summersault,
and i can explain why there is 7 days in a week and all other time shit like why there is 24 hours in a day and 60 minutes in an hour
Jun 13 2003 10:33PM
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PuNkStA
Posts: 99 - Karma: 10
haha suckers i cannot remember ever having a mosquito bit, like im sure iv had some a long tim ago and even then rarely, but the fact that i dont remember any, suggests that i hardly ever get bitten, quite a miraculas feat apparently.
Jun 13 2003 10:34PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
^^^^fuck you ass. never getting bitten? ass. ya dem mosquitioios suck ass. by the way, y are there 7 days in a week



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Jun 13 2003 10:57PM
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linemaverick540
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 8
took god 7 days to create earth. But wy 24hours?
trust me, the '' things aren't actually there

'Know this now, you are only killing a man'-Che Guevaras last words

Jun 13 2003 11:02PM
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linemaverick540
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and why 60 minutes in an hour? o yea and mosquitos suck, i already got bit like 10 times

trust me, the '' things aren't actually there

'Know this now, you are only killing a man'-Che Guevaras last words

Jun 13 2003 11:02PM
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PuNkStA
Posts: 99 - Karma: 10
i hope your kidding about the 24 hour thing cuz id have to kill you if you wernt, and by the way thats an awesome icon
Jun 13 2003 11:16PM
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Maximumsushi
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Jun 13 2003 11:31PM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
seriously i can. go to the post abou;t why is there 7 days a weeek

i like to burn things
i can do a summersault
Jun 14 2003 7:51AM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
there are 24 hours in a day because thats how long it takes for the earth to spin once. there are 7 days because when you multiply 7by 52 you get 364 days then you must think that there is actually 24 hours and 56 seconds so it all adds up close to 365 days. there are 365 days in a year becaue thats how many days it takes for the earth to make it around the sun

i like to burn things
i can do a summersault
Jun 14 2003 8:07AM
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Lebbo
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Oh mate talk about mosis!!! We have them by the truck load down here in Oz, its fucking annoying in summer, especially when its hot at night and all you can here is the fucking whine of the mosis! Hate it when you wake up and your covered in bites and itchy for the next week.
Jun 14 2003 9:04AM
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linemaverick540
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haha yea i wasnt reqlly thinking aboiut the 24 hour thing i guess but you havent explained 60 minutes yet
trust me, the '' things aren't actually there

'Know this now, you are only killing a man'-Che Guevaras last words

Jun 14 2003 9:54AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
you want to get get attacked by skeeters......come here,theyre fucken furocious,you stand still for one second and theyre on you like cum on sluts face


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Jun 14 2003 9:57AM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
I got eaten alive by mosquitos the 1st time I went to hawaii...I had some allergic reaction to em, so I had huge lumps that itched. I hate mosquitos...and now they have those 'mosquito magnets' and I dun think that'd work too well, cause it'd only attract them to your yard...

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Jun 14 2003 1:57PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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yea i have 5 right now on my legs. I just scratch them off and they stop itching.
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Jun 14 2003 2:00PM
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CanadianSkiGod
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how do you call that plant in english... you know, the one you touch and it itches a lot and wont go away... well i got that, and trust me it itches like 10 times more than mosquitos. plus it keeps spreading. i hate that plant. and i also hate mosquitos.
I was thinking... man my name is ugly! Canadian Ski God? come on! i suck at skiing!
Jun 14 2003 2:06PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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poison ivy?
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Jun 14 2003 2:07PM
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yeti
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GOD DAMNED FUCKING WEST NILE

I HATE those little fucking bastards. I swear if i get west nile from a stupid little bug, i'll be pissed like you wouldn't believe. It's already fucking brutal up here. You can't even go in the bush without being sodomized by the flying little devils.

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Jun 14 2003 2:56PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
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There's this big Alaska joke that the mosquito is our state bird. Kind of gay, but whatever. Anyway, I haven't gotten ANY bites this year (for some odd reason, considering I'm incredibly outdoorsy).

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Jun 14 2003 4:04PM
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rickskibaby
Posts: 380 - Karma: 10
don't the skeeters love AB blood, and they can have A or B blood, but they die if they get O? I don't know if thats true just something i picked

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Jun 14 2003 4:26PM
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sherLocke
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i have O blood and i still get bit. i dont really think it matters


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Jun 14 2003 6:04PM
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skierdudeguy
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i have type red blood. its the most common
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Jun 14 2003 6:39PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
i hardly ever get mosquito bites. Maybe 2 or 3 a summer. Its cool.

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Jun 14 2003 6:40PM
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PurpleSkier
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i have red blood too, thats crazy!
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Living people have a strong interest of promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred, you dont see abbot and costello runnin around talkin about this shit do ya? we're not hearin a whole lot from mussilini on the subject, Whats the latest from JFK??? NOT A GODDAMN THING, cuz JFK mussilini, and abbot and costello are fuckin dead.....they're fuckin dead! and dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life, only living people care about it, so the whole thing developes out of a bias point of view. -George Carlin
Jun 14 2003 8:48PM
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weazelzb
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i hate them... i hope they all die


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Jun 14 2003 8:49PM
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K_2
Posts: 1446 - Karma: 11
West nile!!!!!
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Jun 14 2003 10:17PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
burn them.. BURN THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jun 14 2003 10:52PM
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PurpleSkier
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thanks, i like my icon too, but fuckin skeeters, i make them explode, like force too much blood, its so coooooooooool
Living people have a strong interest of promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred, you dont see abbot and costello runnin around talkin about this shit do ya? we're not hearin a whole lot from mussilini on the subject, Whats the latest from JFK??? NOT A GODDAMN THING, cuz JFK mussilini, and abbot and costello are fuckin dead.....they're fuckin dead! and dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life, only living people care about it, so the whole thing developes out of a bias point of view. -George Carlin

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Jun 14 2003 10:58PM
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mariberries
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indeed, they serve no fucking purpose except to annoy the hell out of us. so they need to be killed, all of them.
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Jun 15 2003 12:20AM
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