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What were u like as a noob

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shishkababy
Posts: 114 - Karma: 112
this thread isn't for making fun of other noobs... its for making fun of yourself when you were a noob. how was your first rail? first attempt at a spin? any one piece suits? put it all here... just share all of your noobish stories with the NS community.
Jan 22 2007 4:52PM
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Charles^stevens
Posts: 859 - Karma: 341
well my first atempated at a rail was on snowblades
Jan 22 2007 4:54PM
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MEGAZORD
Posts: 4531 - Karma: -7
I am a noob.
Jan 22 2007 4:55PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
yesterday i was starting to learn how to snowboard, because instructors that ski and snowboard get paid better, and i unsnapped my binding just to realize that my foot was on a 6 inch tether
Jan 22 2007 4:57PM
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BFFset.
Posts: 2210 - Karma: 12
i did my first rail just about a week ago, in throw_um_big's backyard... im in his "my backyard" edit for like 1 second after a few of the crashes, i am in a white/grey jacket and silverish pants... not very stylie but ok for first time... i am going to get the footy from his and make a longer edit...
Jan 22 2007 4:59PM
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shishkababy
Posts: 114 - Karma: 112
damn i know all of you people were noobs at some point come on
Jan 22 2007 5:01PM
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DopeSauce
Posts: 1677 - Karma: 26
I used 2 ski with 3 quarter nike pants and a sweatshirt because I didn't like jackets. my first skis were 141s when I was 5"3
Jan 22 2007 5:03PM
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philipc
Posts: 6651 - Karma: 1,286
i landed my first 3 in either 4th or 5th grade- cant remember it was off a little bump on the side of the trail. as for rails i cant really remember but i started off on boxes i think
Jan 22 2007 5:04PM
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chimichanga2
Posts: 38 - Karma: 10
i am a noob, and when i tried my first rail...i just slid off of it onto my hip and left a permenent little bruise/bloodblister. that was last year...after that i just stopped cuz i think it was the end of the season and so im gonna try to do it again this year and im gonna go for my first real jump...ive done like 180s and little grabs off of like mini jumps tho
Jan 22 2007 5:12PM
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TWoods
Posts: 10014 - Karma: 8,385
Uh Oh
http://media.nscdn.com/uploads/member/videos/1147746956FUNNY steve stepp edit.wmv
Jan 22 2007 5:15PM
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shishkababy
Posts: 114 - Karma: 112
haha i was learning how to ski and i didnt know how to stop or turn so i kinda flew straight down the mountain and i tried to fall down to stop but i ended up sitting on my skis, i slid under this fence and right out of the resort and they wouldnt let me back for a while and then someone told them what happened and they wouldnt let me come in anyways because i was out of control
Jan 22 2007 5:16PM
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skiRay
Posts: 7558 - Karma: 926
i dont even remember. it seen like so long ago
Jan 22 2007 5:36PM
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DopeSauce
Posts: 1677 - Karma: 26
HUUUH????? that guy was better than me
Jan 22 2007 5:38PM
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TWoods
Posts: 10014 - Karma: 8,385
haha that's steve stepp... someone took some old footage and made a promo to make fun of him
Jan 22 2007 5:52PM
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akerbacker
Posts: 2827 - Karma: 8
obviously i was never a newb
Jan 22 2007 5:54PM
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futurespin
Posts: 2178 - Karma: 168
i remember my friend told me that rails were "so slippery" and i would slip back instantly. I took this to heart, and i remember that most of my first falls involved me falling forwards and landing with my chest on the rail.
Jan 22 2007 5:58PM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
3 years ago...this picture explains it all
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Jan 22 2007 5:59PM
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invader98
Posts: 404 - Karma: 11
im a noob
Jan 22 2007 6:00PM
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Chief.Woodcock
Posts: 1018 - Karma: 158
i had spy goggles that were too big and they went over my nose sometimes
Jan 22 2007 6:02PM
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PCjea
Posts: 266 - Karma: 10
hahaha seriously funny shit mang, my favorite was the "dang i almost got the whole rail that time"
Jan 22 2007 6:03PM
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.d.
Posts: 927 - Karma: 12
where did u take that pic? thats looks like a sick place to huck off some cliffs
Jan 22 2007 6:03PM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
me?
Crystal mountain south backcountry if I remember correctly
there are cliffs and cornices from 5-50 feet or more. Awesome place.
Jan 22 2007 6:05PM
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*monsterskier*
Posts: 2671 - Karma: 61
pfft.. let's see.. if i remember correctly, when i was.. 10 or was it 11? this older dude juss tore down the mt., then crashed into me.. lol it's hilarious now, but then, i think i had a huge bruise on the back of my legs...
Jan 22 2007 6:32PM
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Edward.
Posts: 9366 - Karma: 445
i thought blades were the coolest things in the world wen i was in like 3rd grade wen i didnt ski
Jan 22 2007 6:37PM
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philipc
Posts: 6651 - Karma: 1,286
ROYALES BACK!!
Jan 22 2007 6:37PM
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derick
Posts: 1045 - Karma: 11
hah i bet eveyone used snoblades at one time ahah they are sooooooo gay
Jan 22 2007 6:40PM
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PelenClerk
Posts: 98 - Karma: 21
Yeah, he's got some skillful tricks but he's about as sloppy as a five dollar whore.
Jan 22 2007 6:42PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
I was never a noob.
Jan 22 2007 6:43PM
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Mat.
Posts: 7167 - Karma: 94
I didnt know about cults and forums for like 3 months.
Jan 22 2007 6:48PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
i was afraid to post because of what people might think
Jan 22 2007 6:48PM
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leckett1
Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294
i used to think this site was retarded except for me
Jan 22 2007 6:51PM
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C-Burg
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 130
i realized that i learned pretty quickly, after on really skiing about 6 days in the park i learned allot
Jan 22 2007 6:51PM
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jd_1260
Posts: 1192 - Karma: 293
mine was the pokemon song
Jan 22 2007 6:57PM
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zerospinskier
Posts: 4867 - Karma: 350
it took me a good few months to finally realize what "pm" meant. and for skiing. My first t-bar expedition was horrific. i had never ridden one, was really nervous, so as soon as i got the bar, i just sat down with all my weight. but the string is elastic so i just fell straight to the ground, then it like pulled me. They had to stop the lift, then i hadda do the awkward jump with my skis on for like a minute to try and reach the T-bar that was like 6in out of reach. Then someone in line was like "just let it pull out up," and i awkwardly made it up the hill. It was awesome.
Jan 22 2007 7:02PM
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Sean...M
Posts: 2450 - Karma: 14
fucking quality my lord.
Jan 22 2007 7:08PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13046 - Karma: 18,292
I guess i have made a lot of changes over the years...


Jan 22 2007 7:08PM
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intifada
Posts: 931 - Karma: 263
they shouldn't have it's fucking people like you who run into someone and kill them because they're out of control
Jan 22 2007 7:09PM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
Here's a good laugh at me in my first season with twin tips!
http://media.nscdn.com/uploads/member/videos/sirsams1_0019.avi
Jan 22 2007 7:12PM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,881
Hahahaha, I love that video, it was great.

Awesome how the "I like men" randomly was thrown in there, classic
Jan 22 2007 7:20PM
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LS.
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 858
i can proudly say i was never a NOOB at anything EVER
Jan 22 2007 7:25PM
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shishkababy
Posts: 114 - Karma: 112
haha i agree
but now i am way better
after that i just skiied on the little ass kids slope until i figured out how to stop and it was just uphill from there
Jan 22 2007 7:33PM
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skicraze123
Posts: 1393 - Karma: 12
yes you where you dumb mother fucker you didn't show up at the hill one day then dropped a dope line in the park you were probably one of the bigges noobs here

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my first attempt at a rail got it the second time though
Jan 22 2007 7:38PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
ohh, actually I was a noob for a few minutes.

My first rail was 4 or so feet high with a 2 or so foot gap between the jump and the rail. I hit it, slipped off, landed with my pole planted in the ground, face on the top of the pole, lotsa blood.
Jan 22 2007 7:39PM
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skicraze123
Posts: 1393 - Karma: 12
to continue on that i just looked at your profile and if that pic is of you you must be the definition of nerd man
Jan 22 2007 7:43PM
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rocktheLPs
Posts: 2095 - Karma: 14
not knowing how to tuck, or to turn without pizzaing
Jan 22 2007 7:43PM
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eheath
Posts: 61110 - Karma: 118,312
My first rail attemps were on some shitty log we set up in like 7th grade. Pretty sure i ate shit. First 360 attempts I almost landed but it took me awhile to get them good.
Jan 22 2007 7:51PM
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errrka
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 6,058
the wedge(also known as pizza to some) and snowblades.

both bad decisions on my part. hahaha
Jan 22 2007 7:56PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
im the definition of noob............ and its my birfday wish me happy birfday
Jan 22 2007 7:56PM
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-dva-
Posts: 1530 - Karma: 23
i started out on snowblades cause i thought that they were the shit back in the day. after one season of embarassment i switched to skis, learned how to slide rails on an 8 ft mailbox and landed the first 3 i ever tried, thanks to my awesome experience on blades
Jan 22 2007 8:01PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
i think you should be tarred and feathered for that
Jan 22 2007 8:06PM
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DeSena
Posts: 4126 - Karma: 1,352
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Jan 22 2007 8:06PM
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