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lmao ^^^ so true, so true.. i wonder if he was then to lazy to walk 12 feet to the fridge so he jsut drank his piss?
u kno 10% of alcohol is expelled through urin...
maybe hes cheap and needed that last 10%
in the car i have peed in a watter bottle, in bumper to bumper traffic at madison square garden in new york, and my brother also took a shit right after that, yes, INSIDE the car in bumper to bumper traffic, he took a shit in the car, he layed down napkins all over the floor and shit all over them it was soo funny
Ya, one time when I was about 7, i think. I was playing outside, then hadda pee, so i came inside, walked into the ketchen, opened the cabinet below the sink, pulled out the trash can, and started peeing. Right about when I started going I realized this was the trash can, and thats not where you pee. I still dont know how i did that, and didnt realize what i was doing.
i have, but on a bus, on a nasty ass road, so it wasnt the most pleasant bottle pissing experience of my life, none-the-less, i have urinated in a plastic container smaller than my leg, so i can contribute.
I had a guy on my floor who filled up a 4 litre (1 gallon) peach juice jug with piss, then left it in the staircase. Somebody kicked it and it exploded leaving the whole staircase smelling like piss. I had to explain to all the girls in my house that it was "spoiled peach juice" and not piss that they were smelling, and they acutally believed me.
i was on a bus home from lacrosse game and had to go so bad i almost died, so i whipped out the gatorade bottle and fired away. the worst part of it was that i had to go so bad, i filled the bottle, so tried to shut it off with my compression shorts forcibly shifting my dick, resulting in me pissing on myself and the back of the bus a little bit and then filling a second bottle
what do you mean shut it off with your shorts? just do the squeeeeeeze.
but yeah when i was little in California i was in the back of a rented van and had to piss in a bottle but somehow we hit a bump or something like that and i pissed all over the back of the seat and a little on myself. i cried. this was the second time i cried during that vacation due to a "urine incident" and i think i was like 8 maybe. wait now I'm thinking about this and maybe i was 9. i was a pathetic little bitch.
the lights flickered in the subway and i ran off the train, totally scared of small spaces in the dark. All the lights in the station went out so i followed the crowd which fortunately led outside. this was the blackout two summers ago in nyc. i walked like 30 blocks until i found a bus that was going to brooklyn, where i needed to go. i sat on the packed bus that hadnt moved in 2 hours bc of ridiculous nyc blackout traffic. (think no stop lights, angry people, and general dismay) So i had my water bottle with me and decided i was not getting off this bus that was probably my only chance at getting home with out walking 6 miles or so through manhattan and over the bklyn bridge. so i turned away from the big black sweaty guy sitting next to me and started peeing in my bottle. i finished and he said, "i'll bet that felt good". and that was it