Help me make a rap about SEX!

some help would be appreciated. any good rappers give it a try. especially lil g.

k u waited 1 minute before bumping ur thread

like sex prevention?

wow...

any one?

so far i got

Safe sex is what I kick
Cause you never know when you'll meet a freaky chick
Just Put a condom on your dick some like to suck ohh Fuck!
I like it like dat but I want one lubricated the one like
Jimmy had it's so cool that's no doubt she wants to take a
[?] she gonna have to turn it purple like the inside out.
I don't play when it comes to my D-I-C-K
I don't give a fuck
When it comes to a virgin i wear a wet suit anyway
Because ya never can tell bitches take baths in glow rocks
so they pussy won't smell but it won't work
I never play the part of a motherfuckin jerk if I don't love her
I wear a rubber
I keep a Jimmy in my pocket I (I got mine)
I keep a Jimmy in my pocket I (I got mine)
Safe Sex!

and

yo, yo, yo
checkit
butt sex is fun
but not even safe
if you dont want an std you beter cover ya otha face
you are just as vulnarable from the front and as from the back
even still when her head is on your lap

any help?

(Punch it, Hurb
Yo, I don't think we should talk about this
Come on, why not?
People might misunderstand what we're tryin' to say, you know?
No, but that's a part of life)

Come on

[CHORUS]

Let's talk about sex, baby
Let's talk about you and me
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex

Let's talk about sex for now to the people at home or in the crowd
It keeps coming up anyhow
Don't decoy, avoid, or make void the topic
Cuz that ain't gonna stop it
Now we talk about sex on the radio and video shows
Many will know anything goes
Let's tell it how it is, and how it could be
How it was, and of course, how it should be
Those who think it's dirty have a choice
Pick up the needle, press pause, or turn the radio off
Will that stop us, Pep? I doubt it
All right then, come on, Spin

[CHORUS]

Hot to trot, make any man's eyes pop
She use what she got to get whatever she don't got
Fellas drool like fools, but then again they're only human
The chick was a hit because her body was boomin'
Gold, pearls, rubies, crazy diamonds
Nothin' she ever wore was ever common
Her dates heads of state, men of taste
Lawyers, doctors, no one was too great for her to get with
Or even mess with, the Prez she says was next on her list
And believe me, you, it's as good as true
There ain't a man alive that she couldn't get next to
She had it all in the bag so she should have been glad
But she was mad and sad and feelin' bad
Thinkin' about the things that she never had
No love, just sex, followed next with a check and a note
That last night was dope

Let's talk about sex, baby (sing it)
Let's talk about you and me (sing it, sing it)
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be
Let's talk about sex (come on)
Let's talk about sex (do it)
Let's talk about sex (uh-huh)
Let's talk about sex

Ladies, all the ladies, louder now, help me out
Come on, all the ladies - let's talk about sex, all right
[repeat]

(Yo, Pep, I don't think they're gonna play this on the radio
And why not? Everybody has sex
I mean, everybody should be makin' love
Come on, how many guys you know make love?)

desicion making about sex std protection and pregnency prevention

i like sex
and i like the letter s
and i also like the letter x
i only said that because they rhyme with sex

thats a song?

Butt Sex #2

tell her you want to do her from behind
thrust thrust, take a big thrust and "accidentally" (use finger quotes here) stick it her her butt see if she wont mind
tell her she wont be able to walk
dont even give her a chance to talk
and if she screams
assume they are moans of extacy youre only a teen
but if your a guy
and if you like other guys
you can do this with other guys
and when you fart
people will know you like other guys

see if she likes that one

very nice^

It's my dick in a box! My dick in a box girlllll

yes!!! do you have a link to that?

when you're fuckin a girl
and don't want to have a baby
pull out and give her a necklace made of pearls

oo-chie wally wally, oo-chie bang bang
oo-chie wally wally, oo-chie bang bang
oo-chie wally wally, oo-chie bang bang
oo-chie wally wally


He really really really fucked my coochie
He really really really turned me out
He really really really got to gut me
He really really made me scream and shout


He really taught me how to work my body
He really taught me how to do it with my mouth
He really really tried to hurt me hurt me
I really love his thug and gangsta style


Yeah what up ma,
take a look, you hypnotized
on how my long dick stretch your insides
for real ma, with your thick lips and thick thighs
stoke both holes, pass it to Nas
or pass it to Naish, or pass it to Jung
or pass it to Horse, then that ass gettin tossed
fuck a hustler book, penthouse or blacktale
i got bitches sendin my niggas flicks in jail
i fuck a bitch face more than her waist for real
and aint no pussy like new pussy thats how a nigga feel
bust three times throw her the peace sign
she sleep then my dick sleek and I aint gotta call her for weeks
Long leg hoes, mo'head hoes, married bitches
Me and my dog - fuckin them both they got us switchin
Is the nigga gangsta? Yeah, that's how I'm livin
That's how I'm playin - I got these freak fuckin hoes singin


Little young thing go around my dick with your tongue ring
Deep throat my nine inch, gut from the front and
grind from the side and, fuck from behind and
Grab her hair slap her ass, she screamin like she dyin
Make her come four times without even tryin
I'll beat that pussy up there's no denyin
Hit her where she doodie at, make that booty fat
Little cutie rat, walking by with the doobie wrap
Tight blue jeans, air max
Small gucci bag
No loot and no job
Stay home giving blow jobs
Like no prob, it's simple
Holla out the window it's the project nympho
Fuck my whole crew, you know how we do
you got that good pussy I can share with my peoples
Be a brave girl, do your thang
Let them tities hang, I'll have all the bitches sayin


When it comes to sex I'm similar to the thriller in manilla
Bitches call me Horse the pussy filler
I'll fuck a big boned or slim chick
Beat that pussy up real quick then send home the bitch
Aint no sleepin in my bedroom
When henny's in my dick
When Flex drop the bomb i bust a nut on this bitch
Deep throat, ceaser gold or pun wicked hoes
Who like the way i thug and the way i flow
I like head in the Benz, the four door or the Coupe
Head in the staircase, the cellar or the roof
Head in the studio, the bathroom or the booth
Head from a project chick or one with crazy loot
Like Nia Lomg in a cherry thong with the lights on
Sippin Perignon with Kelly Price on
I pull out my python, I hit it while my wife's gone
Long dick the bitch all night, I'll make her pussy sing the song

oo-chie wally wally, oo-chie bang bang
oo-chie wally wally, oo-chie bang bang
oo-chie wally wally, oo-chie bang bang
oo-chie wally wally, oo-chie bang bang
oo-chie wally wally, oo-chie bang bang
oo-chie wally wally, oo-chie bang bang
oo-chie wally wally, oo-chie bang bang
oo-chie wally wally

haha we got some good ones

if you used those you would be a fucking legend.

haha but theres a gay kid in my class and the teachers a lesbian

then It'll be 10 times funnier

yea its in elmos world one of the episodes from season 5

Sucking on my titties like you wanted me
Calling me, all the time like Blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
Like sex on the beaches
What else is in the teaches of peaches? Huh? What?

Sucking' on my titties like you wanted me
Calling me, all the time like Blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
What else is in the teaches of peaches?
Like sex on the beaches, Huh? What?

Huh? Right. What? Uhh
Huh? What? Right. Uhh

Huh? What? Right. Uhh
Huh? What? Right. Uhh

SIS IUD, stay in school ‘cause it's the best
IUD SIS, stay in school ‘cause it's the best
IUD SIS, stay in school ‘cause it's the best
IUD SIS, stay in school ‘cause it's the best

Sucking' on my titties like you wanted me
Calling me, all the time like Blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
Like sex on the beaches
What else is in the teaches of peaches? Huh? What?

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away

Huh? What? Right. Uhh
Huh? What? Right. Uhh
What else in the teaches of peaches?
Like sex on the beaches
Huh? What? Right. Uhh

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away

haha, nice john

DAMN NS is hella talented

use this one. that would be awesome. and rap it in front of the class.

right after i read the first line i thought of johnny knoxville as that old man....

that song has been ruined

fuck that oochie walla is the best

honestly i would ask stowebum or Lil G, those cats  can rap about anything

talk to matt portnoy

get the song "gangster of love" by Geto Boys or "ain't no fun" by Snoop dogg for some ideas...don't copy though!

you take streblo from the crapneto movie?

haha we turned it in today it was funny. she wouldnt lwt us sing em out loud but we got to watch her read it.
heres the songs we used:
butt sex!
you can do it in two's, its called butt sex!
you can do it in poo, its called butt sex!
its how gay guys screw, its called b-u-t-t-s-e-

butt sex!
you can do it in three's, its called butt sex!
you can't do it with me, its called butt sex!
so get on your knees, and say preet please, its called b-u-t-t-s-e-

butt sex!
you can do it in four's, its called butt sex!
you can do it with whores, its called butt sex!
i know you'll want more, its called b-u-t-t-s-e-

but sex!
you can do it in five's, its called butt sex!
thats a lotta gay guys, its called but sex!
so take off your ties, and grease up your thig, its called b-u-t-t-s-e-x


(and yes the last line is gay but its all that rhymed.)

and then we did an std song:
always wear a condom even if you're "too large"
cause you dont wanna get gross yelow discharge.

if it hurts when you pee,
you might have std's
so dont come near me,
cause when you have an std,
your cum is all dir-tie.

so always wear a wiggie,
even when youre gettin' jiggie,
cause if you don't.......
that's wiggity wiggity wiggity wack!

and a but sex haiku:
if you really wanna get it, you cant waste time.
never ask your girl if you can do her from behind.
just stick it in her butt, to see if she don't mind.

and a song about protection:
yo, yo, yo,
checkit
butt sex is fun,
but not even safe.
if you dont want std's,
you gotta cover ya other face.

you're just as vulnerable from the front as from the back,
and even still when her head isin your lap.
so whether you're gettin' brain, or ridin' wild west style,
you can never forget to cover up your pile.

checkit

butt sex is fun, although your dick can get chafed,
if you dont want std's,you gotta play it safe.

lways wear a condom,
and be sure to check the date,
and dont wear the fake ones with the smiley face.

and this one. it was a song booklet.

hey bitch i aint gotta lota time in yo city
can i hit it can i see yo pretty ass and tities
if you wid it ill fuck you till your back bone ache
till yo legs feel funny and you cant walllk striaght
if you like it nasty girl ill spank ya on the ass
talk to you reall dirty likeee you a trammmpp
if you a sluty hoe gone let a nigga know
baby when i cum dont you let it go
i use to use protection when i was a teen
now i just say look up as i skeeet skeett

oh god...

One of my slopestyle kids randomly makes up raps when we ski... the coaches drop a beat and he freestyles.. haha...the other day he rapped about lettuce, it was weird.

one of my bros frieds did std's adn nothin to fuck with to the beat of wu tang