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GAPER DEF.

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siversex
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QUICK! for a school project i need the definition of a gaper. what do you think it is?
Jan 15 2007 6:11PM
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ineedarealname
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gaper is a newbie who is stuck in the ways of 80s clothes, have goggle gaps, wreck takeoffs and take up the whole run.
Jan 15 2007 6:16PM
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Pigletpen
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gapers are those who slay the mountain!
ALL THE TIME!
Jan 15 2007 6:39PM
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ECGove
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gaper:

A gaper is a skiier or snowboarder who is completely clueless. Usually distiungished by their bright colored clothes and a gaper gap, the gap between goggles and a helment/hat. Gapers also do the "Gaper Tuck" which is an attempt at being a ski racer by tucking, however, it is done incorrectly with the poles sticking straight up. Gapers also sit at the bottom of jumps and try and go big off table tops in the park.


Jan 15 2007 6:44PM
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steevner
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(adding to the bottom) but either come up short, or overshoot massively.

There is an excellent definition in the January (posiibly december) issue of powder
Jan 15 2007 7:01PM
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mistaskia
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those last two just take it all...couldnt have said it better myself
Jan 15 2007 7:02PM
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steevner
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in a nutshell
gaper = the essence of awkwardness
Jan 15 2007 7:12PM
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steezyjibber
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www.urbandictionary.com
Jan 15 2007 7:20PM
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ECGove
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yup
Jan 15 2007 7:31PM
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michelle
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shit im a gaper. except for the tuck. my personal favorite is the texas tuck.

oh and i dont sit on jump landings.
Jan 15 2007 7:36PM
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*JLove*
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gapers still wear rearentry boots and 210 straight skis and think that "shaped skis" are a new thing
Jan 15 2007 7:37PM
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