A gaper is a skiier or snowboarder who is completely clueless. Usually distiungished by their bright colored clothes and a gaper gap, the gap between goggles and a helment/hat. Gapers also do the "Gaper Tuck" which is an attempt at being a ski racer by tucking, however, it is done incorrectly with the poles sticking straight up. Gapers also sit at the bottom of jumps and try and go big off table tops in the park.
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You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they are acting retarded.