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Sheltron3030
Posts: 1826 - Karma: 110
Ski chicks are soooo hot because _______________.
shellibabe
Jun 9 2003 7:39PM
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Santa
Posts: 14 - Karma: 10
you just said ski chick's are hot so i'm supposing your a guy?
Jun 10 2003 8:11PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
they treat you right


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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas
Jun 10 2003 9:01PM
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Sheltron3030
Posts: 1826 - Karma: 110
no ima gal. just wondering why guys think we are so hot
shellibabe
Jun 10 2003 11:21PM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
yo dominic, just ask alpentalik, she will tell you all about it


hash...weed...kif.... what funny names! is this 'weed' stuff tobacco? do you really smoke actual weeds from your garden? hash? do you mean 'half?'
*skierdudeguy*

chronic comes from a tree
it was put there for you to see
and was meant to be smoked by you
or me
if i had my little way
id smoke chronic everday
gettin high before i work
or play
Jun 11 2003 4:50AM
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lagwagon
Posts: 2074 - Karma: 15
they dont fart at high altitude.
HOMOSEXUALITY RULES!
Jun 11 2003 4:59AM
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Sheltron3030
Posts: 1826 - Karma: 110

^haha
SFHNC
0/1300
Jul 8 2003 7:42PM
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GRANDHAVENSKI
Posts: 704 - Karma: 10
they ski. what else needs to be said. big turnoff if their better than you. never encountered it but it would be.
Math Team Films represent!!!
Jul 8 2003 7:52PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
dude, it would rule if they were better than you, cuz then you wouldnt have to spend all your time in the fuckin beginner areas, youd know she could do everything you could
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Jul 8 2003 9:01PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
i fucking hate girls. well, girls from ohio in general, not to stereotype or anything.
nevermind, yes to stereotype.


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Jul 8 2003 9:05PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
goggle tans are soooo hot
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^ sounds like more pointless posting^


snonasty is my hero
Jul 8 2003 9:07PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
goggle tans arent hot if it makes the girl look like she has a beard.

FARP Trailer
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FARP Forum
www.FARP.tk
Jul 8 2003 9:56PM
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nzskier16
Posts: 62 - Karma: 10
I kinda like the beard look.... lol
Jul 8 2003 9:58PM
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waterville_NH
Posts: 3411 - Karma: 23
they arnt all tubgirl



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whats a snowboarder after his girlfriend has just dumped him?....homeless

whats a snowboarder in a coat and tie?....the defendent
Jul 8 2003 10:08PM
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Mills
Posts: 1123 - Karma: 12
they usually have the same laid back personality as most guys who ski. Its all about the way they dress and their attitude, at ski chicks usually score well in both


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'My sister is 14 and id fuck her'-- *Neil
Jul 8 2003 10:17PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
because not all ski girls are hot, but the ones that are were blessed by their mothers and fathers and now they get to ride our dicks.


My signature sucks.
Jul 8 2003 11:17PM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
i think this was created by an ugly skier chick to make her feel better about herself




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'Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill'
Jul 9 2003 2:47AM
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kuoppis
Posts: 1651 - Karma: 30
Ski chicks are soooo hot because they're soooo hot!
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HERWUUD GHETTO ASS PARK REPRESENTS!
Jul 9 2003 3:33AM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
to the fuckass mod that deleted my first post:
FUCK YOU!!!!


hash...weed...kif.... what funny names! is this 'weed' stuff tobacco? do you really smoke actual weeds from your garden? hash? do you mean 'half?'
*skierdudeguy*

chronic comes from a tree
it was put there for you to see
and was meant to be smoked by you
or me
if i had my little way
id smoke chronic everday
gettin high before i work
or play
Jul 9 2003 3:40AM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
because they're down with all sorts of freaky sex shit....it's true



The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$


LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!


Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
Sep 11 2003 7:59PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
Posts: 6783 - Karma: 23
Because they are penis-free.
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'Fear is your only god' - Zach Dela Rocha

NS hockey pool champion: 2003

www.theeasyrider.com
Sep 11 2003 9:20PM
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John_Hoeplinger
Posts: 634 - Karma: 19
girls who ski are hot if the only tan line they have is from their goggles
------------------------------------------------------------ I'm outta Fairfield, CT the home of apple pie, crack cocaine and the thigh master
Sep 11 2003 10:24PM
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Freeskifro
Posts: 1191 - Karma: 10
they are easy. Just kidding, cuz they are hard to find treasures.


Fritz

'Try everything once, except incest and folk dancing'- Sir Thomas Beecham

'What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?' - Hobbes

'When you smoke herb it reveals you to yourself.'
Bob Marley

*-FRITZ-*
Sep 11 2003 10:28PM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
Need2ski69 - 'they're less afraid of getting hurt than guys.'

what were you trying to say here?


Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
Sep 11 2003 10:37PM
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Swirly999
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 10
They make you good, they ski and there hot.


A good friend will always bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying that was fucking awesome.

In pennsylvanis it is illegal to perform oral sex.


But I ask, if i think not, am I not? I think not. Dont you think?

Sep 12 2003 12:21AM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
snowboard chicks are hot too, it's because we're all mellow and laid back and we all enjoy sliding down a hill with planks on your feet


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
What time is it... saturday?
50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
Sep 12 2003 2:57AM
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Freeskifro
Posts: 1191 - Karma: 10
'Snowboard chicks dig skiers' - Seth Morrison


Fritz

'Try everything once, except incest and folk dancing'- Sir Thomas Beecham

'What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?' - Hobbes

'When you smoke herb it reveals you to yourself.'
Bob Marley

*-FRITZ-*
Sep 12 2003 3:05AM
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jibtastic
Posts: 4391 - Karma: 67
because they ski. and they are hot. so skiing + hot = hot skiing girls.
hot skiing girls = good times.
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Battlepants Galactica.
Sep 12 2003 6:55AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
^Knows how to add. But can you subtract?


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
Sep 12 2003 8:46AM
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lagwagon
Posts: 2074 - Karma: 15
you mean like: me + ugliness = minus the chicks.
KILL ALL THE WHITE MAN!
Sep 12 2003 11:55AM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
for me sex is like money, lots of it about and i dont seem to get any
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Sep 12 2003 3:10PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
Most ski chicks have mountain dumper asses. And are fuckin idiots.....


Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!


'haha god bless ssubsetnce abusess'-benditto
Sep 12 2003 4:11PM
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Warren
Posts: 224 - Karma: 10
...they have the hardest, roundest buttocks of all the winter sports.
Sep 12 2003 6:52PM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
so mercer is saying we're priviledged?

SLTskier: there are so many girls in freeskiing now have you noticed that
stowek2: yep..theres a few skilled ones...a good number who love it and want to progress, then a bunch of morons that are trying to impress the boys by wearing as little clothing as possible and as much make-up as possible on the hill
SLTskier: yeah however im one that trys to progress and impress the boys :-)

^That Girl Is Awesome

SRMC
Sep 12 2003 6:56PM
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SasmoAssasin
Posts: 7 - Karma: 10
there hot because when riding in a gondola you have the oportunity to recreate the sean from hotdog the movie!!!!!! and who wouldnt want to get laid on the ski lift
Sep 12 2003 6:57PM
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