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Fucking fuck ahhhhh fuckers
Alright, so I'm expecting my bindings to come in the mail so i left school early so that i could be here and sign the waybill etc. So I'm sitting here wired, waiting, and all of a sudden I hear the doorbell and now I'm so wired. I got to the door and to my dismay, it wasn't the boy in brown, it was two JEHOVAS WITNESSES. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKERS!!!!!!
tell them to fuck off and that you are sacraficing a goat or something.
yeah they would probably like burn down your house because you are impure
They call me Bri-man Im the most fashionable of the group
i know what your thinking
and the anwser is yes i have named my penis
its called the Octagon
and i've also named both my testes
The right on is James Wesfall
The left one is Dr.Kenneth Noisewater
haha same thing happen to me when i was waiting for my jacket but it wasw my little brothers friend i was like "FUCK hes not here go away" it was kinda mean oh well
baby ill give it to you like a snowstorm, youll recieve 8-10 inches and you wont be able to leave the house for 3-4 days...
normally I wouldn't be waiting on my bindings like this, but it's been 3 weeks and the tracking number is updated every 5 days or so.... sooo....
oh well my brother does that everytime one of my friends calls, when im home though. he just says "fuck off" and hangs up. hes an angry little boy.
start preaching to them about how athieism is the only way!
Remember me as Leckett.
I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
For some reason never once had those fuckers come to my door.
haha thats probably the worst thing that could have happened im sorry man
got some of that purple drink
//CP-P burgh-whiteface-gore-killy-mt snow-jay peak//
Whenever they come to my house, I have a book that has a big picture of the devil on it.
I always feel bad though and tell them I was joking.
Have a computer Problem? Hit me up for an invite to the computer support cult. And yeh I kinda already know I am a nerd.
i would have just opened the door and been like fuck u and closed it
"Excuse me, Bear fucker... do you need assistance?"- Super Troopers
yesterday i though they where here and my dad was out talking to them, so i ran out yelled "i like my religion where its at"
got in the car, and i was off
i talked to my dad a little later on the phone, they were just trying to sell us bleach
what? whenever I get something the tracking number always updates as soon as it is scanned
and the boobs feel like bags of sand.
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to all the killas and hundred dollar billas
omg someone fight me IM IN SUCH A BAD M000000D!!!!!
Hahaha, see, my friend hates these people and LDS people, etc, so he calls them to come to his house, and when they come he normally answers the door naked and starts shouting things about being homosexual...... it's great.
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