....there was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten
different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did
rented a mo-hoe-tell room at wentworth valley ski hill.....partied with some of the greatest people in the world. the ski crew - at the hill bar.
put the car in the ditch....
pulled it out with the help of those people....
spent 200 dollars on a bar tab.....i only remember odering one glass of wine and a beer.....
it was all worth it.
ate a gut busting breakfast.
learned nose presses.
went to bed at 9pm last night.
calves hurt today.
it was all worth it.
i played video games with friends
i played balderdash (best game ever)
i went to my girlfriend's family party
i lit fireworks
i had fun
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute, that's relativity."
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called four different people, all of them said they'd call when they found a party.
two hours later and somehow no one's called. i go over to my boy's house and begin to drink with him.
one of my contacts calls, and says his parents are out.
we don't really like him, but he is rich. outrageously rich. and his house shows it.
we go there.
he tells us on the way there that although his parents aren't there at that moment, they're coming home at 2. gay.
we watch a movie because we can't do crazy shit in this rich kid's house like we planned because his parents are getting back.
the movie sucks.
i fall asleep in the middle.
we made up for it the next day though... figured as long as we had a shitty new years eve we might as well have one helluva new years day, so we started drinking at 3 and things were good.
You like her sucking on your cock, don't yeh?
...Yes. Yes, I do.
was out in bc. figured everyone would be hungover the next morning so there would be no lift line...so i went to bed at 11. that night someone pulled the hotel fire alarm but i slept through it. woke up the next morning and didnt wait in a lineup all day!
seriously though, some of you assholes are going to get all the way through this before you realize your reading my signature.
"i heard a guy with a 13 inch penis killed someone during sex.
stabbed her with a knife right in the chest." - twix_182
pre-gamed at my friend's house
drove out to the sticks for a shitty party full of ugly high school girls, creepy guys, and two pregnant girls (That's how you know the party/people are sketch)
left shitty party and got lost in the sticks
drove back into town to another party
passed out at 3am.
was at my friends house for a party, some chick fell down a flight of stairs and busted her face open, at that point i peaced and found another party, ran shit in beirut then eventually made it home around 2
Went to go see girl at her friends house. Her friends mom came home and I had to sneak away.
walked toward grocery store and hobos begged me for money, Scared shitless I gave them the 25 bucks I had.
Called friend and he told me to bring some liquor, got caught, spent the night at home.
Step bro busts in the house with all of his gay little freshmen friends and bored out my mind I go out to the street to light fireworks with them.
Called girl I saw earlier and talk for half and hour and then went to bed.
thats soo impressive u cleanerd all that up. ur truly the man
and for newyears i burned, then drank then drank and burned soemmore. but not befor i got laid, then i went in the hot tub naked with 3 other guys and burned. then got laid again in this shitty bathroom, then felt liek shit made a mess int he kitchen and drove home at 5 and got laid again. i had quite the new year. bring on 2008
woke up late and went skiing
watched fireworks at the hill while sitting on a vending machine
came home and ate a shit load of food
played guitar hero for a few hours
went to bed
woke up today
went skiing in my woods, built a kicker and learned backflips
well i worked and made a few hundred dollars, and then went home and slept because my asshole friends, carson and keenan, did not call and let me know what they were doing and wouldnt pick up their phones. thanks guys, its like the 4th time in a row this has happened.
"folks, the president need a break. he is like a Black and Decker cordless Dirtdevil vacume. if you dont recharge his batteries, he cant suck."
you pissed on my floor you fucking faggot. im seriously going to kick your ass. and dont call my bathroom shitty, you are a desrespectful fucking loser. and i really doubt you got laid once, and if you did thats fucking gross cause your "girlfriend" was vomiting all over my house. fuck you you skinny little bitch, learn to respect other peoples houses. i let ur fucking slamhog into my house and you still fucked it up. suck my cock.
fuckin throwin it up like liquor on an empty stomach