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Have you hugged your skis today?
Nope! They are outside by themselves. Having a party with my other skis.hahah.
Duffman: That's a mug you don't want to chug! Ohhhh nooooo! (pelvic thrust while dancing)
hahahahh wow that was a good one you dork!
i broke my knee and got brand new 1080's this year
they sit in my closet and i look at them everyday going i will ski you.
The past is behind you, the only way you can ruin the present is by worrying about the future.'
i make out wid my skis... thats why my tounge has cuts all over it
hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?
jigga say wha??
They call me Zaxl Roze.. bitch
Your Daddy works in porno, now that your mommies not around. She used to love her heroin but now shes underground.~ Guns N' Roses My Michelle
i get really stoned and just stare at my Public Enemies. sometimes i hug them. that's usually when i'm drunk.
-I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die
HIGH NORTH SESSION 2!
^ me too :)
Proud Canadian and PE owner!
my skis are right beside my bed so i give them a little rub before i go to bed.....
'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'
'Hokey Pokey is one crazy song. When I was 5 in kindergarten I couldnt get those moves down. I think I was discouraged by my israeli background. They just laughed at me...'- mikee
i sleep with my skis and in the middle of the summer i sleep with them naked
i ride a 153 cuz im tiny, not cuz im gay. next year im getting a 165 or 169
i give the breasts on my scratches a little rubbin every now and then..
- Andrew Berwald
I spray paint mine pink and then i call them, 'Yolanda.' After that we go to the bar and danze. One lady tried to take Yolada away from me so I took out Mitch and Ike (my poles) and stabbed her. So after the Harry Carrey, we ran away and luckily i had Yolanda dressed up because someone might have recognized her. She is hot. and she likes pizza and the smell of gasoline.
I love you tipshift marry me-lizziebeth
if they werent stolen i'd hug them every night before bed
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i hug my virgin skis. they havnt been mounted yet and the holes are so tight they dont exist...
mine are in storage with a porn pic in front of them cuz lord knows they are a peice of me and i like porn
I've just hug them
I like the yolanda story
sadly enough my skis are at home, and i sit here in my dorm room 3 hours and 15 minutes away..
'What's so wrong with being happy?
Kudos to those who see through sickness.
When she woke in the morning
she knew that her life had passed her by.
And she called out a warning,
'Don't ever let life pass you by.''- Incubus
I love my skis. they were in the garage till i realized that they were and i moved them next to my bed. now i hug them goodnight when i go to sleep. i felt bad for my poles because they were all by themselves so they are with my skis now, and my boots too.
Sloths are chill
I couldn't imagine goin to bed without walking past my skis as they lean against the wall and tellin the roxanne twins how sexy they're lookin tonight...then i slowly go to bed dreaming about how sexy they look with white stuff all over them....mmmm...i think i have to masturbate now, later
mine are at a shop, or else id be dancing with them
'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis the great
'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek
Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time
I haven't hugged mine yet, but thanks for the reminder... and i like the yolanda story. I think I'll name my skis Gracey-Lou and Samantha. They are both about 5'10' and I frequently grab each of their tails. The Thing about Gracey-Lou is she really gets around, but Samantha is a bit slow sometimes... she's a ditz sometimes.
My Skis go both ways... Like a Bisexual
they're just skis, i like mine, but who cares....
Seize the carp
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