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Simon Dumont is the shit...

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Drunkenmaster
Posts: 435 - Karma: 9
who is your guys favorite skier? Mine is definitely Simon..
I just watched PUSH and that just stated the fact to me...
he is killing it in the last 2 years...
Dec 17 2006 4:06PM
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Squirrel_Murphy
Posts: 2195 - Karma: 1,165
i just took a shit
Dec 17 2006 4:08PM
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FJibber
Posts: 1494 - Karma: 1,291
I broke my hand last week, now I just smelled between the cast and my fingers and it's like smelling a bag of dead cats and assholes.
Dec 17 2006 4:12PM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,602
no. just no.
Dec 17 2006 4:15PM
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Squirrel_Murphy
Posts: 2195 - Karma: 1,165
that sucks. wrist rot
Dec 17 2006 4:15PM
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snowboardersrule
Posts: 1077 - Karma: 15
dumont is a fuckin midget who doesn't even know how to ski. it is a well known fact that greg tuffelmire is his stunt double. who overshot the park city stepup? tuffelmire. who won the x-games two years in a row? tuffelmire. who had an epic part in push? tuffelmire. who threw an epic double front at keystone last week? tuffelmire. seriously, dude you need to open your eyes and see the truth.
Dec 17 2006 4:21PM
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snowbladesforlife
Posts: 2033 - Karma: -3
GT is taking the scene over.
Dec 17 2006 4:22PM
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LostValleyPowMan
Posts: 820 - Karma: 17
he's a good skier... but a real big jerk
Dec 17 2006 4:23PM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,602
Amen.
Dec 17 2006 4:25PM
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snowbladesforlife
Posts: 2033 - Karma: -3
Most pros are jerks, this one time I woke up to GT blowing his load in my face, not cool.
Dec 17 2006 4:25PM
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4ReeL_
Posts: 3187 - Karma: 1,563
ya well i like pie
Dec 17 2006 4:26PM
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SiverMike
Posts: 2367 - Karma: 13
If being the shit means being a short, cocky asshole, then yes.
Dec 17 2006 4:27PM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,602
he's 5'2"-3"
like a little monkey



tee hee hee
Dec 17 2006 4:28PM
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Bees_Knees
Posts: 784 - Karma: 26
he threw a doulbe front?
Dec 17 2006 4:42PM
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snowboardersrule
Posts: 1077 - Karma: 15
where have you been? there was a post about it a week ago. Tuffelmire is on the top of his game. To put it simply...Tuffelmire kills.
Dec 17 2006 4:45PM
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Bees_Knees
Posts: 784 - Karma: 26
Ive been skiing not wasting my time on my computer
Dec 17 2006 4:48PM
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lyndon
Posts: 7266 - Karma: 127
Who's Simon Dumont. I havent heard anything about him.
Dec 17 2006 5:09PM
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SlickRick.
Posts: 4329 - Karma: 300
no shit sherlock
Dec 17 2006 5:11PM
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snowboardersrule
Posts: 1077 - Karma: 15
yeah dawg your eyes are open to the truth. dumont sucks, tuffelmire kills.

on different note, how long does it take to type in your screename. im no efficiency expert but you might have 9.86% more time to masterbate daily if you had a simpler scrnm.
Dec 17 2006 5:19PM
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snowboardersrule
Posts: 1077 - Karma: 15
don't lie, we all know you've been jerkin' it to mongolian donkey porn instead of skiing. that shit is just filthy.
Dec 18 2006 5:11PM
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Trashpuppet
Posts: 529 - Karma: 123
jon olsson all the way!

simon sucks my penis from the back! jon olsson owned him at the invitational


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use poles
Dec 18 2006 5:14PM
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jamesmccormick
Posts: 1481 - Karma: 17
my mom caught dumont downloading porn
Dec 18 2006 5:16PM
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cgroves
Posts: 581 - Karma: 125
Its funny people say he's a dick. I remember before he was pro, I'de see him at SundayRiver and he was super cocky! I mean, he was younger and better than everyone at the River at the time, but everyone said he was a dick. That is until he won the x-games!
Dec 18 2006 5:23PM
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aaron.ebner
Posts: 2868 - Karma: 61
who cares if he's a dick he's hella good at skiing and that's all that really matters. it's not a miss america pagent.
Dec 18 2006 5:30PM
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jamesmccormick
Posts: 1481 - Karma: 17
yea, but he is a homo. and everyone knows about it. HA!
Dec 18 2006 5:31PM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
haha i remeber when he came bombing down all cocky during our practice and came up for 270 disas on the FD and ate shit so hard

Dec 18 2006 5:38PM
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PaulWall
Posts: 1994 - Karma: 43
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 3.14 is oh so good. psyche. i dont really like pie
Dec 18 2006 5:40PM
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snowbladesforlife
Posts: 2033 - Karma: -3
You probably laughed at him, then realized that he got paid to be camp, while your parents dropped 3 g's on you to be there.
Dec 18 2006 5:43PM
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Bees_Knees
Posts: 784 - Karma: 26
ok fine ill admit it
Dec 18 2006 5:54PM
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rocMALONEYphotos
Posts: 1128 - Karma: 661
simon sucks, he doesnt grab in pipe. . . .
i'd have to say vanular has been killin it harder than anyone else, fuckin steez ballll
Dec 18 2006 6:08PM
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AGrizSki
Posts: 172 - Karma: 19
The only credit Simon diserves is the fact that he became pro by riding Sunday river other than that,, He aint much.. Not compared to Tanner, Vanualer, Mik-d, cmon...
Dec 18 2006 6:27PM
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triebby
Posts: 8670 - Karma: 2,189
jon ollson makes out with guys
Dec 18 2006 6:46PM
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bobs
Posts: 4801 - Karma: 869
yes sir
Dec 18 2006 6:50PM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,602
Too bad his Girlfriend is hotter than anyone you'll meet.
Dec 18 2006 6:52PM
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dwalk
Posts: 1023 - Karma: 21
dumont is the man! ever since ready fire aim he has been my fave skier
Dec 18 2006 6:54PM
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IT_SNOWED
Posts: 214 - Karma: 10

LOL! Do you know Michael Jackson?

Dec 18 2006 6:54PM
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bigsoxfan
Posts: 734 - Karma: 10
pollard, sooo much steeze
comp wise prolly tj cuz that 1440 was off the chain
Dec 18 2006 6:54PM
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lunchmeat
Posts: 922 - Karma: 227
leave...right.now
Dec 18 2006 6:58PM
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jacqui-la-fripui
Posts: 1119 - Karma: 12
maybe but his cork five at the candide invatational was rediculous
Dec 18 2006 7:29PM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
that post does not make any sense
Dec 18 2006 8:06PM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186
yeah when i broke mine in whistler last april i had it on for a couple months and it started smelling like shit
Dec 18 2006 8:22PM
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thrasher*TB
Posts: 443 - Karma: 10
wht??how...who.. wht... ahh id say im realy confused
Dec 18 2006 8:44PM
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Albino
Posts: 1400 - Karma: 123
i ate a really big candle
Dec 18 2006 8:48PM
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tjski
Posts: 5859 - Karma: 44
i like dumont, he has such good style, but i have not met him before so i dont know if he is a dick or not.
Dec 19 2006 10:19AM
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dustingreenall
Posts: 106 - Karma: 76
dude double front have bin being pulled in kimberley for a long time i think the first one was 4 or 5 years ago and my bro who is 17 can do them his name is tony keller i have video and photos
Dec 19 2006 11:25AM
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SN0WBOARDER
Posts: 1454 - Karma: 11
corey vanular has a super sick style
Dec 19 2006 11:50AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
You guys who hate just don't know Dumont.
Dec 19 2006 12:37PM
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bpalmer
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 93
the dumont isnt that big of a dick in person, hes just a competitive guy. which is why he wins. i cant seem to understand why everyone hates on him so much. maybe like 4 of you have even met him...
Dec 19 2006 1:54PM
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JamesB
Posts: 1461 - Karma: 11
colby west...and john symms
Dec 19 2006 2:25PM
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Republican_Enemy
Posts: 2182 - Karma: 4
dumont sucks? hes better then you?
Dec 19 2006 2:34PM
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rossignol_rider
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 13
vanular.
Dec 19 2006 3:04PM
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