There have been some good posts in this thread... but you are all wrong. Here is what will actually happen:
OP will ring her doorbell, and after several frustrated attempts, he will see a note to come inside to her room. Excited, he'll tear open the door, forgetting to close it, kick off his shoes and run up to her room. There will be candles, and incense. The OP will have his hopes soaring at this point.
She will come out wearing a green blouse and a red short skirt, with fishnet leggings. Our man is practically tearing his jeans at this point. She will seductively whisper in his ear "Remember my promise? Ten things beginning with C and ending with S?" The OP will be unable to speak, so he will nod stupidly.
She will walk away, and open the closet...
and ten guys will walk out.
Chris, Carlos, Ceres, Charles, Chas, Cleatus, Curtis, Clemens, Columbus, and Cyrus.
The OP will stare dumbfounded and she will angrily shout "These are all the guys I have fucked since we got together because you were too much of a pussy to make a legit move before now and I had to get off somehow." Then they will gangbang in front of him, and he will leave wondering what she meant when she said they would all have seven letters. Then he will realize that pbskl is sick of writing this story and can come up with no legitimate explanation for the seven letters thing, and has stopped caring.
