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sidekick_rep
Posts: 337 - Karma: 10
...man, just whwen you think youve got a good one, they turn on you and start talking about other guys and all that shit, im quitting on relationships forever..its all one-nighters from here


'isnt it hard to ski backwards? dont you hit stuff?'
May 28 2003 11:06PM
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Aspen23NYC
Posts: 609 - Karma: 10
good call
May 28 2003 11:07PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
thats when you smack then upside the head and say yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!


President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
May 28 2003 11:07PM
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fistFullOfMoguls
Posts: 68 - Karma: 10
nice lateralis i'm going to quote that
May 28 2003 11:09PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
fuck that hes my friend
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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
May 28 2003 11:11PM
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miss_hevern87
Posts: 2553 - Karma: 12
haha, yes, i would definitely respond positively if a guy did that to me.






Skifree737:
why you be hatin on puppies, puppies never hurt you
May 28 2003 11:11PM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
haha, good one.

-MiKeE LiFsHiTz-

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
May 28 2003 11:32PM
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freeskier420
Posts: 519 - Karma: 10
well it seems as if ur not giving her what all girls need, ya kno what i mean, those sexual pleasures haha



tanner halll is yummy!
BeefyTits05: cuz boobies are nice. but ive never tasted the
BeefyTits05: them
BeefyTits05: so i dont know if they are delicious
May 28 2003 11:38PM
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miss_hevern87
Posts: 2553 - Karma: 12
sexual pleasures...what about flowers? i'd rather have a guy send me flowers than give me sexual pleasures! flowers last for days and everytime you look at them you can think what a sweetie he is!






Skifree737:
why you be hatin on puppies, puppies never hurt you
May 28 2003 11:39PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
youre going to die a lonely and unfulfilled person


'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been clouding my mind since we left Lorien. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
May 28 2003 11:42PM
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GeneralDisorder
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 18
^^^^^^^^ cruel but funny
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May 28 2003 11:45PM
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freeskier420
Posts: 519 - Karma: 10
word



tanner halll is yummy!
BeefyTits05: cuz boobies are nice. but ive never tasted the
BeefyTits05: them
BeefyTits05: so i dont know if they are delicious
May 28 2003 11:58PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
linechick1260, lindsay i think ur name is, if ur good at it, u can make sexual pleasures last for days
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'thats when you smack then upside the head and say yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
May 28 2003 11:59PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
dude, shes pretty cute, if she lived close i would be chill wit her
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Froggy has the best random shit. pikachu must die

'if you leave headphones on for an hour, it increases the amount of bacteria in your ear by 700 times'-Froggy

'in the last decade, 19 people have lost part or all of their vision due to camel spit'-Froggy
May 29 2003 12:04AM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
i bet shes never been with a guy that had clue what he was doing down there.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

Turn up the cool. Turn down the suck!!!
May 29 2003 10:33AM
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snow-bunny
Posts: 571 - Karma: 10
if a guy got me a new skateboard..i'd never do anything like that to em!

*~*SUPER BUNNY*~*

slow minded

olives taste good

how can a fat cow get all the way over the moon??
May 29 2003 11:03AM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
Flowers before special treats? Never.....

But yes... woman is a danger cat....


Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

No, boners are nasty...especially if ur freak dancing with a guy that u dont know and you feel their boner...yuck

-Sara
May 29 2003 11:21AM
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johnnypsunami
Posts: 5024 - Karma: 221
robin williams had some funny shit to say about going down south...and yeah ive realized that nothing makes chicks more happy and horny than flowers... so just give in i know its retarded, but it works...
What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?
May 29 2003 1:26PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
snow-bunny u skate...or are you a SH...if your a SH, figures

2 Inchers Club
May 29 2003 2:59PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
i'd much rather have a guy give me flowers

sex only lasts until....well, it's over.


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
May 29 2003 3:04PM
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SwitchBitch
Posts: 396 - Karma: 10
I wouldn't have said it before, but after finally finding my current BF, sexual competentce goes a long fuckin way. Im never going to date a guy that can't get me off ever again. I really like being fufilled. I really like his big dick, too. Yay Nick! I keep him around cause he's such an awesome guy and a genuinely good person though. And hes cooks for me. I like that.
Why don't you cook for your woman? That's a really nice gestuure.
May 29 2003 3:19PM
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rsd
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 10
there are different 'gestures' that i would rather do
jk all the girls at our school are like boys... they think its sad when people get all mushy and are completely into sports... it sux

-Ryan
May 29 2003 6:40PM
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sherLocke
Posts: 4701 - Karma: 8
i cook dinner for my girl(not microwave dinners a real dinner) she loves it and whenever i make dinner we have great sex.
peace,paul


'handin out flyers is jus fuckin ridiculous...when you give somebody a flyer its like...say man...why dont you go throw this out for me?'
-mitch hedburg

'is mick nick and mike wilson the same people?'
-//d-lite//
May 29 2003 6:51PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
women... cant live with them, cant live without them. wise words...


hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?
jigga say wha??

They call me Zaxl Roze.. bitch
Your Daddy works in porno, now that your mommies not around. She used to love her heroin but now shes underground.~ Guns N' Roses My Michelle
May 29 2003 7:29PM
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SwitchBitch
Posts: 396 - Karma: 10
True, but the same can be said of men. Y'all are just as fucked as women, no doubt.
May 29 2003 7:42PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
ehhhhhh no^. women are the most complicated things on this planet....and the hottest


hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?
jigga say wha??

They call me Zaxl Roze.. bitch
Your Daddy works in porno, now that your mommies not around. She used to love her heroin but now shes underground.~ Guns N' Roses My Michelle
May 29 2003 8:13PM
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SwitchBitch
Posts: 396 - Karma: 10
Nah man...Ill admit this though, women tend to be more emotional and shit, and therefore end up fucked up cause of fucked up men fucking with em.

nah mean?
May 29 2003 8:16PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
I couldn't agree more

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Sex is like math:
You plus me
Minus the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!
We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
May 29 2003 8:20PM
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