chicks on NS

i like to sing on too.
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my teacher : don't smoke pot it makes you stupid
ME : shut up bitch
My teach : go to the office and don't talk to me that way
ME : fuck you im leaving
Teach : go to the office
ME : no, but im leaving
Teach : where do you think your going
ME : to smoke a blunt you flaming hippie fag.

that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.

yup lots more women on the site lately.


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*disclamer*
don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.

Hell yes!!! NS chicks represent! See the signature.

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Sex is like math:
You plus me
Minus the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!
We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!

hell yeah we rock ladies!!!

love yall bunches
whats doesnt kill ya only makes ya stronger except what doesnt
mouse

too bad your names arn't pink in the posts, it's hard to tell sometimes if you girls arn't signed on.


Prins - ''Ah fuck Phrosty, that was just disgusting and had to cross at least three lines. You should be glad all the cars missed hitting you.''

Yeah, I noticed that, too. Oh well!

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Sex is like math:
You plus me
Minus the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!
We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!

it's because snowboarding isn't cool enough anymore so it's time to move on to a new trend.

welcome to commercialization.

Hey Kids! Sell Crack to Support Newschoolers!
FROSTMONKEY

not really, i bet most of them have been skiing their whole lives
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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

me think u need realize that we dun give a fuck..' cams

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

i've skied since i was three

*~*SUPER BUNNY*~*

slow minded

olives taste good

how can a fat cow get all the way over the moon??

I've been sking since i was like 3

and ive been skiing since i was 3!

i've been sking since i was 1 1/2. like my second winter alive.
and there are alot of girls ont he site who's names arent pink like myself and dont want them to be. so there are more girls than you all think
im out

:)

There is now:



-Teddy
Member of the Being in a Club Club

Awww, Teddy.... my kind of chick.... intelligent looking, nice hair.... and hopefully can shit out Cadbury creme eggs.... non-fertilized preferably......


Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

No, boners are nasty...especially if ur freak dancing with a guy that u dont know and you feel their boner...yuck

-Sara

Mmmmmm... Cadbury cream...


-Teddy
Member of the Being in a Club Club

damn cryss skiing since you were 1 1/2...i didn't know that was possible. i was riding on my dads back down slopes at that time, but then again i only started at 3. so.....that's probably why you can do switch ups on rails and misty 540's right?

i just wanted to take this time to laugh:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

i feel better
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I ride for that moment when I am hauling through trees, weaving in and out, in chest deep powder, and I can't even open my mouth, or the snow will shoot in the back of my throut, either choking me or quenching my thirst. That's why I ski.

girls are hotttttt....


hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?
jigga say wha??

They call me Zaxl Roze.. bitch
Your Daddy works in porno, now that your mommies not around. She used to love her heroin but now shes underground.~ Guns N' Roses My Michelle

damnit mercer
$$$$$$The South Will Rise Again$$$$$$


I killed your cat, you druggy bitch!! I thought it would bring closure to our relationship!!!- Boondock Saints

'hahah oh god lag wagon you aregetting gayer by the day' - dspin7x

is this post fukin up 4 anyone else? i cant see any of your peoples comments cept 4 a few....

what the hell i cant read anything in here

haha, mercer's post got deleted

=J. KIESEL=

Take Only Pictures
Leave Only Footprints

yay newschoolin ladies!



premium quality!!
~marian

mm.. skiing girls


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
What time is it... saturday?
50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth

duzn't make a girl even hotter if shes a badass skier? b/c when guys ski it just makes things 10X better.


'Ya fuuhckin cooter face! Whutaya doin? Im gonna die!'
--> Brittany Mo while i drove the car forwards backward and spun it round and round and she rode on the hood of Jen's car.

hey modoraters...weak...

i previously posted sometihng making fun of cravate, cuz we all know she didn't ski when she was 1 1/2. nor can she throw a misty 540 or a switch up on a rail...you ski to be cool bitch, not to ski. get the fuck outa the sport!
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I ride for that moment when I am hauling through trees, weaving in and out, in chest deep powder, and I can't even open my mouth, or the snow will shoot in the back of my throut, either choking me or quenching my thirst. That's why I ski.

also, when a post is deleted....does it delete from my # of posts under my name........hum, i think i mgiht have found tim's secrete
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I ride for that moment when I am hauling through trees, weaving in and out, in chest deep powder, and I can't even open my mouth, or the snow will shoot in the back of my throut, either choking me or quenching my thirst. That's why I ski.

hey mercer, just lay off i've done nothing to you and you're going nowhere. if you;ve got proof that i wasnt on skiis when i was that young then come on out and show it. i was old enough to walk. i could ski. you kinda get into the sport that way when you've got a father who works for the industry. i was fortunate to start early. and as for you saying i cant do that tricks i say i can. lay off until you've got proof buddy. i said if there was snow on the ground i would get you video footage but since there isnt. there's not much i can do. and who said i can 180 onto a rail. i believe in my profile it says rail 180, which tends to mean. you hop off switch. which i can do. but thanks for comming out.
im out

props to female jibbers!!!


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Proud member of the 802 posse

'Fun like shit!'-Per Lundstam USST Coach

very weak attempts to try and mack it with the ns chicks by slalomstar and a few others


changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?
haha thats right, got you good fucker!

coming out to where? and i still call you a liar bitch. not one of your friends have backed you up....what's the deal, you really can't do those tricks or what? i assumed you knew everyone on this site and skied with them...must be my imagination talking. and im sorry, but 'Rail 180' who the fuck made that up, probably some canadian....oh wait that's right, you're from canada...weird.
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I ride for that moment when I am hauling through trees, weaving in and out, in chest deep powder, and I can't even open my mouth, or the snow will shoot in the back of my throut, either choking me or quenching my thirst. That's why I ski.

This is gettin' heated.


-Teddy
Member of the Being in a Club Club

oh, an added note: pink names are the shit!
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Proud member of the 802 posse

'Fun like shit!'-Per Lundstam USST Coach

Uhh Slalom Star is a chick hun

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Sex is like math:
You plus me
Minus the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!
We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!

I want mine to be pink, but I'm not allowed.


-Teddy
Member of the Being in a Club Club

bahahaha! what a funny kid


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
What time is it... saturday?
50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth

been skiing since I was 3 also, a lot of the chickies don't have pink names cause they haven't emizzled the Harvmaster.

I hear that being a chick ripper adds +2 to the hotness scale... guys, is it true?
'You two are the blackest white chicks I have ever met.' ~Danny M

lemme correct that +2 statement.

if you're a chick skier and you're decent or hot it +2 on the hotness scale. if you're an ugly skier girl....well you weren't even on the hotness scale, so think about where you're stuck at. (the answer is +2, but then you are ugly so -10)
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I ride for that moment when I am hauling through trees, weaving in and out, in chest deep powder, and I can't even open my mouth, or the snow will shoot in the back of my throut, either choking me or quenching my thirst. That's why I ski.

haha, 1 1/2???? Cryss you musta been one hell of a tallented kid to be able ski at that age, some kids can bairly walk and talk at 18 months.

THANK YOU, FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS WHAT I WAS POINTING OUT!.........fuck.........she blows herself up to be so much mroe talented then anyone else.........yet there is nothing there to be blown up.........
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I ride for that moment when I am hauling through trees, weaving in and out, in chest deep powder, and I can't even open my mouth, or the snow will shoot in the back of my throut, either choking me or quenching my thirst. That's why I ski.

i sense negative feelings...but yea

i guess thats cool
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Proud member of the 802 posse

'Fun like shit!'-Per Lundstam USST Coach

Yeah... One and a half years old is quite young. I'd say the youngest I'd believe would be two and a half to three years, unless the skier was amazingly awesome.

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Sex is like math:
You plus me
Minus the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!
We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!

I obviously must not be as cool as some of you, for I started skiing when I was six, and not three, although I started gymnastics when I was three, which has helped a ton with skiing...

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Sex is like math:
You plus me
Minus the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!
We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!

being bendylike must help when you are a skier. thats why I stay away from the park, cause I am not Gumby. I wonder if Gumby would be a kickass jibber...

thanks for the +2 explanation, muchly appreciated.
'You two are the blackest white chicks I have ever met.' ~Danny M

Hahaha, that was such an awesome post. Gumby kicks. I'd also like to see his skiing ability.

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Sex is like math:
You plus me
Minus the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!
We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!

Fuck, I started skiing when I was 12 and I wouldn't consider myself behind in any aspect.

mad props to tha skier chicks, sarah, ur by far tha hottest woo hoo , shit, whistler in a month!!! hella fun



tanner halll is yummy!
BeefyTits05: cuz boobies are nice. but ive never tasted the
BeefyTits05: them
BeefyTits05: so i dont know if they are delicious

there here cause im here
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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**

aww...i'm a chick...and i don't have a pink name...am i not worthy enough??damn
if god didn't want us to masturbate, he would've made our arms shorter

sooo true, im here cuz of u!!



tanner halll is yummy!
BeefyTits05: cuz boobies are nice. but ive never tasted the
BeefyTits05: them
BeefyTits05: so i dont know if they are delicious