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::Fav Simpsons Ep.::

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freeskier14
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What Is Your Favorite Simpsons Episode?
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May 13 2001 9:31AM
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Drail
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the one where homer has to find his soul mate. 'don't quit your day job cheif........whatever that is' Homer is the man.
Darryl Hunt
'stupid risks are what make life worth living.' -> Homer Simpson
May 13 2001 10:09AM
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123ski
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the one that bart has a playday with ralph

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May 13 2001 10:27AM
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yeti
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the halloween episode where they are doing the parody of The Shining!

Homer: 'No tv and no beer make homer..something something...'

Marge: 'Go Crazy??'

Homer: 'Don't mind if i do ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!'

hahaha damn that's funny
May 13 2001 10:34AM
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hanklambo
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i like the one when theyre in the hospital and bart goes up to someones room with a face on his ass and moons them and says
'hello, my name is dr cheeks, sorry, but im a little behind', or the one where homer gets his arm stuck in the candy machine

<-/+{K!E$EL}+->
'cocaine is gods way of telling you that you make too much money'

May 13 2001 10:59AM
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Big_Willy
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I dont think its possible to decide. They all have really good parts.
May 13 2001 11:27AM
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g-dubs
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Ya they all have good parts, I've always liked the Krusty Comeback Special episode, but it's hard to pick a favorite of all time.
'I can drink a whole hennessey fifth. Some call it a problem, I call it a gift.' -Xzibit
May 13 2001 11:49AM
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Nik
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i like the ones when sideshow bob goes crazy.

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May 13 2001 11:53AM
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stigler
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the best one is when all the kids get traped on the island

'go banana ' ralph
May 13 2001 12:12PM
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coz
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vegetarian lisa/homer's bbbq. [the extra b is for byobb <--- that one's a typo]
May 13 2001 12:19PM
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Rapt0r
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'The day I give money to charity is the day pigs fly'

Then homer's pig flys by his window. ahahhaha
May 13 2001 12:21PM
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emilypotterskis
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'I choochoochoose you!'

ahh poor lisa
*emily BENNETT
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May 13 2001 12:42PM
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rebel
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Once again I'm going to have to give it to sweetcoz.
'Go to your room!!!'
I also want to add the trip to Australia, and the Pulp Fiction episodes.
Oh and Mr. Sparkle, and Lord of the Flies, and the mitionary/pbs, and the Scorpio and.......
May 13 2001 12:42PM
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rebel
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ps.
You don't win friends with salad
You don't win friends with salad
May 13 2001 12:43PM
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wntrwill
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'Beer. The number one cause and solution to all the worlds problems.' Don't remember which episode thats from, but a good one is the one where they get comic guys store, and he hooks up with skinner's mom while bart and milhouse discover his pirated videos collection...mr. roger's drunk, kent brockman pickin his nose...
May 13 2001 3:32PM
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Drail
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the beer - cause and solution to all our problems was the prohibition one where homer is making alcohol in his basement.
'i'll catch you beer barren'
'no you won't'
'yes i will'
'oh :('
good old homer.

the bbq one is good to. 'if i went to a bbq where there was no meat i'd be like 'hey gobber, where's the meat?''
Darryl Hunt
'stupid risks are what make life worth living.' -> Homer Simpson
May 13 2001 3:40PM
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skir216
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you guys are forgeting the skiing episode, that was pretty good, but just the fact that it had skiing in it.
*JaSoN*
May 13 2001 4:09PM
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freeskier14
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haha,yea i like that one alot.
[img=http://www.thesimpsons.com/bios/images/bios_family_homer.gif] >
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May 13 2001 4:18PM
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freeskier14
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woops,
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May 13 2001 4:19PM
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emilypotterskis
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sigh...what a hottie, why can't more boys look like homey
*emily BENNETT
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May 13 2001 5:43PM
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Tosh
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hehe the simpsons are the best
there all good
May 13 2001 6:15PM
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coz
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'will u be donating that million dollars now?
- i'd still rather not'
May 13 2001 9:07PM
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rebel
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Bart, since I'm not talking to Lisa could you tell her to pass the syrup.

Bart tell dad that I'll only pass it if he doesn't use it on an animal.

Marge will you tell bart that I only want it for my daily glass of syrup

Homer you're talking to bart. It's Lisa that you aren't talking to.

Lisa would you tell your mother to stop pestering me.

Uh dad...

GO TO YOUR ROOM!!
May 13 2001 9:53PM
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Nik
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hehe


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May 14 2001 12:06AM
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Nik
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ok try this

i hope that works. if not, here is the url:
www.niksshiznit.50megs.com/pictures/bartmooning.gif

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May 14 2001 12:08AM
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cko
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I like episode where homer goes into space.
'Oh yeah, the crew is still in terrible danger, not likely to survive...we'll see you after the movie' - (or something like that) - Kent Brockman
May 14 2001 8:43AM
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quebecfreestyler
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The one wher homer enter in the Crusty clown school
'Do not get drunk before an oral production'
May 14 2001 10:38AM
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Rapt0r
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if it doesn't work, then the forum doesn't accept animated GIFs.
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May 14 2001 1:08PM
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Rapt0r
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well look at that, it worked
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May 14 2001 1:08PM
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Harvey
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haha, last night's what great...
'Look, a bear!'
'I can't see through metal, Kent!'
Classic,
Matt
May 14 2001 1:17PM
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Drail
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i liked the starting of last night's episode, but after homer left the hospital it went downhill. except for when his knee healed over ralphs hand.
'it know's your afraid' and when homer told the doctor that there was a bear and tried to run away but fell and there actually was a bear. funny shit. best part of the show was when the black guy (carle?) did the 360 slam and shatered the backboard.
Darryl Hunt
'stupid risks are what make life worth living.' -> Homer Simpson
May 14 2001 1:30PM
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rebel
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I totally forgot yesterday that it was a sunday!
My life is over!!!!
May 14 2001 3:10PM
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jono
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'you da man karl!'
'why do you guys think that just because im African American that I'm good at basket ball?'
then he does a 360 dunk from the foul shot line and breaks the glass on the back board with his dunk. just halarious.

Another funny one was the one where homer thinks barts gay. especcialy the whole steel mill part.
May 14 2001 4:15PM
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Drail
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we work hard, we play hard.
Darryl Hunt
'stupid risks are what make life worth living.' -> Homer Simpson
May 14 2001 6:03PM
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conceptsboy
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The one where homer gets the computer and makes his own website about all the stuff happening that people dont know about!! It kicks ass when homer is towing the computer behind his car..lol
May 15 2001 12:25PM
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snowboy56
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The funniest one I think is when Ned Flanders goes nuts and drives himself to the crazy house. thats the best. ~JOE~
May 15 2001 1:41PM
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Billups
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The one where Bart calls the dude in Australia to see if the toilet flushes the same way as his. Then the dude has to go 20 miles to his neighbor's house to check on a bike. Then Bart has to go to Australia to get his ass kicked.

Later,
chris
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May 15 2001 2:43PM
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coz
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'they've got the internet on computers now?'
May 15 2001 7:37PM
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rebel
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alright, you win.... I see you've played knifey spooney before.
May 17 2001 1:09AM
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coz
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coffeeeeeeeeeee...
beeeeeeeeeeeer.
May 17 2001 3:27PM
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rebel
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Can I have one of those really big beers like you see on TV.

That is a big beer..... I guess.
May 17 2001 4:47PM
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freeskier14
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i also like the one where homer and mr.burns get stuckk under about a million avalanches, ands they start to go PHYSCO.
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May 17 2001 5:28PM
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Drail
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you call that a knife? THIS is a knife (pulls out a spoon)
Bart: thats not a knife thats a spoon
guy: i see you've played kniffy spoony before
Darryl Hunt
'stupid risks are what make life worth living.' -> Homer Simpson
May 18 2001 8:17AM
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rebel
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Please protect the rocket house, and all who dwell in the rocket house.
May 18 2001 12:00PM
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wntrwill
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Patty and Selma working at the DMV
'We have these days where we don't let the line move at all...we call these WEEKDAYS.'
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May 18 2001 12:01PM
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Freestyla_01
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Simpsons? the funniest show of all time was Family Guy!!! what happened to that show anyways? i loved that show. ahhhhh the griffins.
May 18 2001 9:01PM
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rebel
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you're looking for another thread, bud. this is one for those of us who know homer simpson is the funniest man of all time.

(waddya mean he's just a character?)
May 18 2001 9:43PM
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coz
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it's true.. family guy did rule. but fox [being the stupid network that they are] decided to cancel is. apparently it was too 'controversial'. i dunno how they can say that when all they ever show is 'world's dumbest/ scariest/funniest/stupidest shows... so shitty.
May 19 2001 11:08AM
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wntrwill
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Yeah, family guy was hilarious.
May 19 2001 11:23AM
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Nik
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i just say the simpsons where homer goes to the navy and shoots the captain of sub out of the torpedo tubes. that was pretty funny. haha.
(i'm not a good story teller)

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May 20 2001 2:15PM
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