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ok well you're all going to read this anywayss but whatever. have you ever overshot a jump and your nitss slap againsst your leg? its by far one fo the worsst feelings ever. it hurts so badly. i was wondering if this has ever happened to anyone else?
oh, one time i sat on one of my balls on a chair, no joke, and i couldnt adjust it cause i had just sat down and wasnt completely situated, worst feeling ever
hahah, done it TONS of times. last year, had the worst one. i was disaster 270'ing this big flat down rail. ended up just SLIGHTLY overshootin it. prolly went about 35-40 ft, dropping roughly 15-20 ft to flat (i landed it at 360 perfectly thou). im pretty sure my balls hit the snow.
OMG that's the wosrt feeling ever.
My friend once threw me a tenis ball really hard, and it hit my boob. I cried and laughed at the same time.
It was funny
haha u kno whats worst then having ur nuts slap againt ur leg... yo-yo...when u land and ur nuts sling down then slap right back up... its the most unpleasent feeling ever...
i overshot a jump doing a 360 landed 450 and drove the heel of my binding into my sack...couldent breath or moove very much...never had my sack wack thoe
i keep my junk saggin and shit so i'm always gettin nut wiplash if ur not a pussy u suck that shit up and take nutlash with pride. A nice big cork 7 and then the smackkkk
a guy i know actually ripped a hole in himself landing backseat.. like, there was actually a cut and he was bleeding, and it was SO close to his anus... he ACTUALLY tore himself a new asshole, literally
ya to both comments- ive been both sodomized by rossis and had the tummy ache after a good case or overshot. i usually get it when i come down really hard, it sucks alot, and definitely throws off your landing.
if I smashed my face into my knees several times and busted tongue, nose and google, such a violent impact would make you wanna die no? ever happen to a girl before to smash her tits thaat hard in their knees? cuz I cant see myself surviving this kind of impact on my balls. just for fun, someone take an old pair of goggles and see the impact neede to break the lense.