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switch-it-up
Posts: 456 - Karma: 10
ok well you're all going to read this anywayss but whatever. have you ever overshot a jump and your nitss slap againsst your leg? its by far one fo the worsst feelings ever. it hurts so badly. i was wondering if this has ever happened to anyone else?
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xnick11
Posts: 1866 - Karma: 171
Ya it fucking hurts,It has happened to me a few times last year.
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
ive had my balls pendulum into my thigh and that hurt alot...
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stinkypoodangle
Posts: 1322 - Karma: 33
oh that hurts so so bad. or sometimes they just yank your sack down and that one hurts too.
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niels043
Posts: 814 - Karma: 185
do your nuts ever hit your legs when you fall?
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*i<3snow*
Posts: 6440 - Karma: 41
no but once i pole planted landing switch on a jump by accident and my pole jabbed my boob and it was soooo painful you dont even know!
19 years ago
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Fitz.
Posts: 701 - Karma: 190
yeah man, i no wat you mean a very unpleasent suprise one day... not fun
19 years ago
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Logchucker
Posts: 1508 - Karma: 16
Don't ski in boxers. Trust me even moguls can hurt in boxers
19 years ago
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12028 - Karma: 9,579
boxer breifs help out.. alot......
19 years ago
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D^evils
Posts: 410 - Karma: 11
oh, one time i sat on one of my balls on a chair, no joke, and i couldnt adjust it cause i had just sat down and wasnt completely situated, worst feeling ever
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CTD
Posts: 6303 - Karma: 360
hahah, done it TONS of times. last year, had the worst one. i was disaster 270'ing this big flat down rail. ended up just SLIGHTLY overshootin it. prolly went about 35-40 ft, dropping roughly 15-20 ft to flat (i landed it at 360 perfectly thou). im pretty sure my balls hit the snow.
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TimothyLord
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 568
can u really get probed by boner bindings?
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thrasher*TB
Posts: 443 - Karma: 10
ahhhh iv had a very bad incedent with this.........................................
19 years ago
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Laurence.
Posts: 1437 - Karma: 247
OMG that's the wosrt feeling ever.
My friend once threw me a tenis ball really hard, and it hit my boob. I cried and laughed at the same time.
It was funny
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sanders
Posts: 666 - Karma: 54
haha u kno whats worst then having ur nuts slap againt ur leg... yo-yo...when u land and ur nuts sling down then slap right back up... its the most unpleasent feeling ever...
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___ASP___
Posts: 3861 - Karma: 490
ya i have done it a few times, its hurts alot lol
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Colt45er
Posts: 1650 - Karma: 336
ya thats def happened to me, like im not sure if it was slapping my leg, or just like being pulled down from the landing,
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Dr.Seuss
Posts: 758 - Karma: 16
hahahahhaa that made me laugh
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AmbushClothing
Posts: 1616 - Karma: 202
TRD- Testicle Reverberation Disorder. It effects hundreds of skiers a year.

Solution- Wear breifs.
19 years ago
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STACKS
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 42
i'm a girl and that happens to me too.
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,027
oh yeah. it happened to me, not the absolute worst feeling though
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BFFset.
Posts: 2210 - Karma: 12
first of all nitss? wtf and yeah the bindings are fucking horrible when that happens
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BurgRider
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 17
Ive never had my nitsss slap my lizzeg but it does hurt them when I overshoot.   probably cuz their so big and voluptous
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Cheeseninja
Posts: 386 - Karma: 12
Boxer briefs!
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chickenwang
Posts: 5639 - Karma: 40
haha nice
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poofartpee
Posts: 7436 - Karma: 1,540
i overshot a jump doing a 360 landed 450 and drove the heel of my binding into my sack...couldent breath or moove very much...never had my sack wack thoe
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Smed193
Posts: 188 - Karma: 10
yea and u kinda sit on one

that sucks
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skiRay
Posts: 7558 - Karma: 926
hit some bumps eh? haha!
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DeSena
Posts: 4126 - Karma: 1,352
listen to this kid, THEY PWN N3WBS NUFF SAID
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freeskier2590
Posts: 192 - Karma: 10
Every girl on NS is gonna read a thread with that title.
19 years ago
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III
Posts: 2041 - Karma: 22
^and they're gonna be like, "eewwwwwww. gross. guys talking about their balls!"
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goonsquad
Posts: 550 - Karma: 224
it happened onces and it hurts real bad
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heFF
Posts: 5786 - Karma: 4,457
i keep my junk saggin and shit so i'm always gettin nut wiplash if ur not a pussy u suck that shit up and take nutlash with pride. A nice big cork 7 and then the smackkkk
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titsLOL
Posts: 7485 - Karma: 396
uhh nitss?

I've definately got ass raped by my looks though, suprisingly only a couple times though I thougt it was gonna be more of an issue... knock on wood.
19 years ago
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lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
a guy i know actually ripped a hole in himself landing backseat.. like, there was actually a cut and he was bleeding, and it was SO close to his anus... he ACTUALLY tore himself a new asshole, literally
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mind_Riot39
Posts: 583 - Karma: 73
you're definitely not alone there. ever had your pole plant in front of you on a landing and then jam into your package? not fun. not fun at all.
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hendriab
Posts: 990 - Karma: 404
yah dude its liek yo-yoing on a skateboard...but i wear a cup, i racked myself on a rainbow and a battleship last year...so taht helps
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BurgRider
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 17
HAHA. that might be the shittiest luck ever
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-+Siver+-
Posts: 1902 - Karma: 12
ahahahah
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jibmaster_josh
Posts: 2369 - Karma: 23
same
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switch-it-up
Posts: 456 - Karma: 10
it depends on the size of you gaping ass hole crevace
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
i think all of us have been anally raped by bindings at least once in their life
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Stan_Darsh
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 185
haha
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smokeblunts
Posts: 414 - Karma: 10
true that. my balls are too cold to be swangin when I ski
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III
Posts: 2041 - Karma: 22
that's sick. Two assholes are always better than one!
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.hazen.
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 661
ya to both comments- ive been both sodomized by rossis and had the tummy ache after a good case or overshot. i usually get it when i come down really hard, it sucks alot, and definitely throws off your landing.
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n80
Posts: 107 - Karma: 10
Yes, the famous "yo-yo" effect! I was hoping someone would mention this!

Also, boxer briefs FTW!
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ogou0287
Posts: 603 - Karma: 47
if I smashed my face into my knees several times and busted tongue, nose and google, such a violent impact would make you wanna die no? ever happen to a girl before to smash her tits thaat hard in their knees? cuz I cant see myself surviving this kind of impact on my balls. just for fun, someone take an old pair of goggles and see the impact neede to break the lense.
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anna*
Posts: 1701 - Karma: 10
any impact to the boobs is pain....as im sure it is to the balls (considering i dont have any ill have to guess)
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24730 - Karma: 30,008
Its pretty unpleasent...

My ex girlfriend claimed that her axial 110's actually stuffed some panty up there if you know what I mean...
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Mr.Bishop
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And...

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