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My bird was eated

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RudyGarmisch
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Our parakeet got put outside in his cage, but somehow someone left the door open. It flew around squaking all afternoon in these trees around my house. My sister finally coaxed it down after chasing it around with a net and almost getting it, but heres the ironic thing: As soon as it comes down on this stump, my cat springs out of nowhere and snatches it, and kills it. freedom on the day he died....
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May 22 2003 12:33PM
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doghoy
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sweet story, very pointless thread
May 22 2003 1:19PM
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roxysister360
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a bird can't be eated
it can be eatEN
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May 22 2003 1:20PM
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ductapeboy
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thank you gramer queen. um dude... that is a terrible storie. my budgie Ralph got eated too. my sister had just called home from england to say that she was engaged... so my mom was on the phone, and I was putting ralph back in his cage.... so I droped him on the floor in my room and he was running along back to his cage, and my sisters cat jumped over top of me ran up and killed my budgie. I was soooo pissed. I started crying and shit... and my mom had to hang up on my sister. yep. I don't like cats very much.


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May 22 2003 1:28PM
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Lateralis
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we had a budgie named kiki,someone had left his cage open and when we got home he was floating in a pot full of water in the sink,


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May 22 2003 1:47PM
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jibberjason
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our bird drowned in the toilet. I hate birds.
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May 22 2003 2:09PM
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lineskier10
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whats a budgie, anyways my dad had a parakeet that could talk and stuff whe he was a little kid and his grandma was cooking a soup, and they let the bird fly around the house and stuff, so the bird was flying and it messed up or something and it fell into the boiling soup and died
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May 22 2003 2:55PM
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CrazedSkier1080
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heres a good idea just tie ur bird to a string let it out of the cage and hit it with a bat its a live pinata it must be awesome

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May 22 2003 3:02PM
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sirjibsalot
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wow that sucks..!!!i would killed your cat
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May 22 2003 3:05PM
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sherLocke
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we had a chinchilla in my bio class in 8th grade and it used to suck its own cock, it was quite funny. my teacher would have to put a sheet over it.
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May 22 2003 3:24PM
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Homestar_Runner
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No, i doubt it, I drove

May 22 2003 3:33PM
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404404
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my dog eats glass and rocks, god damn dog.






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May 22 2003 9:27PM
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Capurnicus
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i had a bird..his name was Cristoph, he was a german bastard, then a stuffed animal, a golfer tried to kill him, but as it turns out he got really depressed and hung hismelf from his rope swing

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May 22 2003 9:28PM
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hotdog.garbage
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its not like i was the only one with bacon
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skier_chick_360
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We had a cockatiel and my mom used to let it sit on the top of the cage when we were all in the kitchen. Well this one day ( we had the bird for a couple of years) this past march one of our dogs is lying on the carpet by Sarah (our birds) cage and Sarah jumps off her cage to the floor. The next thing we know we see little yellow feathers fluttering to the ground next to my dogs mouth. My dog ate my bird whole! It was a sad day but now we laugh about it!
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May 22 2003 10:34PM
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Ds91260
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those god damn cats.....
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May 22 2003 11:29PM
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ductapeboy
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budgie is short for budgerigar. budgerigars are a type of parakeet along with like 50 other species of long tailed parots. the birds people call 'parakeets' are actually budgerigars a spacific type of parakeet.


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May 23 2003 3:26PM
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GrippinGs
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capurnifuck.....go kill urself
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May 23 2003 3:28PM
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dspin7x
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1080 you stupid fuck go kill yourself please
May 23 2003 3:51PM
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dspin7x
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its people like you that are ruining this site
May 23 2003 3:51PM
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K_2
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I thought that only happened in cartoons!
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May 23 2003 3:56PM
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Capurnicus
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capurnifuck..hah i like it

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May 23 2003 4:09PM
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Kornn101
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omg a home star runner quoter, hahahahaha
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May 23 2003 8:15PM
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SaraJ
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I once had a chicken named henry. One night, we ate chicken and henry was gone....what the hell happened to henry?

I had baby rabbits that got eated by friggen raccoons. That was depressing, but the mom and one baby lived, cept the baby had his all the skin on one of his legs torn up, but he lived anyways cause we took him to the vet.

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May 23 2003 11:21PM
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mikee
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What a sad story. ANd ironic.

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May 24 2003 1:28AM
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