Our parakeet got put outside in his cage, but somehow someone left the door open. It flew around squaking all afternoon in these trees around my house. My sister finally coaxed it down after chasing it around with a net and almost getting it, but heres the ironic thing: As soon as it comes down on this stump, my cat springs out of nowhere and snatches it, and kills it. freedom on the day he died....
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- Excerpt from Rejected, a movie by Don Hertzfeldt