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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
im so tired of all the bullshit that we go through to get laid by the girl we wanna get laid by. it gets so old after a while, my question is what do people do to avoid the awkwardness when your in the weird period of trying to go from friend to more than friend?


'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been clouding my mind since we left Lorien. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
May 18 2003 7:47PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
its just sex, thats how you gotta take it. But even most guys dont think about it that way, because it takes to to have a mutual awkwardness. My advice is, really talk to her, just be alone, and have one of those 'share ure feelings crap' talks. It will be hell in the beginning , but worth while in the end.



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
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May 18 2003 7:49PM
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What_A_Wookie
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 21
i know what yuour saying...well do some stupid things for it...the thing between their legs has killed many-a-civilization

$$$$$$The South Will Rise Again$$$$$$


I killed your cat, you druggy bitch!! I thought it would bring closure to our relationship!!!- Boondock Saints

Lagwagon - you are a failure...
May 18 2003 7:51PM
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What_A_Wookie
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 21
i agree with petek...

$$$$$$The South Will Rise Again$$$$$$


I killed your cat, you druggy bitch!! I thought it would bring closure to our relationship!!!- Boondock Saints

Lagwagon - you are a failure...
May 18 2003 7:52PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
i did that man, and what did i get, a bunch of fuckin short jokes
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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

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May 18 2003 7:53PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
well, what pisses me off about the whole thing is i cant just come out and say 'i like you, you wanna try this out' because no matter what, after that you can never be friends again whichever way it goes, and shes like one of my best friends and i dont want it to go wrong cuz then i dont even have a friend


'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been clouding my mind since we left Lorien. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
May 18 2003 7:59PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
hahahahaha man, its just not gonna be that easy, u have to work at it a little, thats what makes it so fun
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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
May 18 2003 8:00PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
yeah if thats what you call fun


'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been clouding my mind since we left Lorien. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
May 18 2003 8:01PM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
Well, Krongos. Life is a game of risks, but the greatest risk is not taking one.

And if you never risk taking the advance, then you'll never know what could've been?

Talk to her about it all and see if you are both on the same page

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
May 18 2003 8:05PM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
And if it doesn't work out and she is all pissed off at you, tell her you were screwing her best friend (just to prove you are the daddy. this will add a little more fuel to the fire)

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
May 18 2003 8:06PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
i never thought a guy with snoop dogg would be so like confucius, but some say the D O double G is this centurys confucius


'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been clouding my mind since we left Lorien. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
May 18 2003 8:06PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Wow, don't even get me started. Sooo many of my chick friends are getting screwed over big time by guys. I'm so sick of it. It's hard to trust anyone anymore.

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Oh Golly!
You miss 100% of the shots you never take.
May 18 2003 8:17PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
*The opinions expressed below are not fully the opinions of MSRC_Freestylist, be warned*




wow is that not what you'd expect a girl to say?

'guys are jerks' 'guys are assholes' 'guys only like me for my poon'

well jeezus christ it's not like we can put up with half of you

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May 18 2003 8:26PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
screwed over how?
'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been clouding my mind since we left Lorien. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'-petek

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
May 18 2003 8:28PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
u only need to trust someone because u have morals, and u only have morals because your parents taught u them, so blame it on ur parents and start gettin around the block more
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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
May 18 2003 8:38PM
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cravate
Posts: 1329 - Karma: 11
yup most of my girlfriends are getting screwed over by guys all the time, i am too, if u want advice, you should just talk to her,, but your right things get wierd after sex.
im out
May 18 2003 8:38PM
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What_A_Wookie
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 21
seriously...theress sooo many people that just get used for a fuck (not always a bad thing), but alot of people just cant see something genuwine anymore...

$$$$$$The South Will Rise Again$$$$$$


I killed your cat, you druggy bitch!! I thought it would bring closure to our relationship!!!- Boondock Saints

Lagwagon - you are a failure...
May 18 2003 8:38PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
highly debatable, but i've been around

The whole fucking reason why chiks get screwed over, is because they are damn shallow. Looks are the absolute first thing that all but blind females look for. And if looks are ure priority, than thats all what ure gonna get. You say you want some1 sensitive and romantic, but the first person you go to during a party is the hottest guy there!



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party and OTC
***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
May 18 2003 8:41PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Nono, that's not what I mean. Just my friends are being played and whatnot, and it's hard to watch. Even when it's not about the sex. I don't know... I'm just frustrated I guess. I'm tired of them always being hurt.

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Oh Golly!
You miss 100% of the shots you never take.
May 18 2003 8:41PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
but he has a good point, u want a good guy, be outgoing u shallow asses
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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
May 18 2003 8:44PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
That's what I say! I'm just fine, thank you. It's my friends who are screwed up. They're so closed minded and I've tried swaying them, but chicks are just impossible (for the most part). Well, I'm being too general, sorry. The chicks HERE who I have to deal with and listen to and watch get their hearts torn apart are impossible

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Oh Golly!
You miss 100% of the shots you never take.
May 18 2003 8:47PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
just talk to her about how you feel and if things seem to go right then screw her brains out.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
May 18 2003 8:50PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
And i must say one more thing. Al1 of my female friends keep making the SAME mistake 3 times!!! WTF!?!?!?! He aint gonna change, get used to it!!!



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party and OTC
***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
May 18 2003 8:53PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
^i fuckin know, girls may be hot, smell nice, and look sexier, but aside from that, they are truly the lesser sex (joke)
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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
May 18 2003 8:56PM
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jksl
Posts: 12726 - Karma: 737
yea dude, girls in my school are idiots, they go out with this assface of a guy, get dumped, cry, go back out with them a week later...repeat at least 3 times

=J. KIESEL=

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May 18 2003 9:14PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
i have this big long cry baby story about this trouble i had with a girl i liked and she just kept goin back to the same loser, but its to long, so ill just say, girls are weird, they always have and always will be, and well (guys) never understand them
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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
May 18 2003 9:32PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
haha lather,rinse repeat as necessary

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May 18 2003 9:33PM
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spin
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 11
yea
its pretty simple-people dont chnge
they cheat on you onece, theyll do it again
May 18 2003 9:53PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
I've had friends who have continued to break off relationships then a few weeks later just go back to the guy again. In every single 'relationship' that I've had I've never gone back because I have a habit of making the guy hate me or vice versa. It's actually pretty funny. But ya, most girls are pretty shallow when it comes to guys and how they look. But then, guys are too...

-Sara

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May 18 2003 11:33PM
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PhattTim
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Well as much as I love chicks, they don't half bitch and moan about getting screwed over by guys. I could list more of my guy mates who're getting screwed by chicks than the other way 'round and I have more chick mates than guys.

They're both just as bad as each other.

And Krongos. It's simple. You're not going to get anywhere unless you 'do' something. Be it sit down and talk about it or slowly try to woe her. Go nuts though bro, you might as well try and as someone said earlier, the greatest risk is not taking one at all. Go hard brother, I wish you the best of luck.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
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May 18 2003 11:40PM
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Mykel
Posts: 1560 - Karma: 84
Step 1: Put on some Prince music...sure to get them in the mood
Step 2: If it's your thing, give them some alchohol, not like beer but something nice like wine or a good cocktail(note this step is optional)
Step 3: Give them some nice compliments and a few suggestive lines
Step 4: say something like: 'shall we take this elsewhere?'
Step 5: if she says nah this is fine, and continues to sit there or say we'll I better go, than you'd know how I feel

But seriously, it isn't too hard to find a girl that just wants some action and none of the other shit, just keep your eyes open...but if you want the girlfriend action, keep on tryin, it's hard
Thank you for reading my post,
have a nice day :)




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I don't just huck, I suck

Actually my name isn't even James!

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May 18 2003 11:43PM
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petek
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prince music, haha. 'you dont have to be beautiful to turn me on'



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
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May 18 2003 11:50PM
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Mykel
Posts: 1560 - Karma: 84
right on bro...plus it kinda gives me the Prince attitude, the whole deal with him and thousands of girls at Paisley Park, attitude and confidence...that's where it's at bro, put on darling nikki, or erotic city, once you're ready to grind...works for me
Thank you for reading my post,
have a nice day :)




the thing I like about highschool girls, is I keep getting older but they stay the same age!

I don't just huck, I suck

Actually my name isn't even James!

Hugs not drugs!

can't we all just get along?

love your neighbor, even if he is some creepy old man

I hate hate

visit my crappy website...OR ELSE!

I flunked out of school cause I'm hardcore!

the REAL creator of the NS.com cousin exchange program!

How are you gonna learn to party in school, MOM!

Enter your new signature below:

Submit

Official whistle toting deputy ski patrol.

Andrew and I (standing in liftline) : 'DILLHOLE!'
guy up front (while raising hand): right here!

Don't drop your pocket!

I'd like to give a special thanks to gsqueen, who named her thread after me...my 1st very own thread
May 19 2003 12:00AM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
do the old 'so why did nothing ever happen between us.'
-Mike

Dude I was fine before you tried to turn me into a cake - me after ralphing after being antiqued
May 19 2003 12:05AM
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Ds91260
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hahahaha
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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
May 19 2003 12:06AM
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