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RANT about Rollerblading

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mickdcopycat
Posts: 38 - Karma: 10
I was at the skatepark today and saw something that really pissed me off. A gay rollerblader with his jeans tucked in and a Justin timberlake like faggot beret had a 4frnt Skis t-shirt on.

Thus begins the rant...

SKIING IS NOT ROLLERBLADING YOU FAGggots! Skiing has been around for like 200 years give or take. Rollerblading is a gay/easy sport derived by michelle kwan in the early 90's. Because she had tried skateboarding and twisted her frail ass ankle, and wanted to do something easier and more similar to her first passion, ice skating with a dress on. She dreamed of a street sport in which you could simply jump on to rails and such instead of the difficult ollie.

I wish it would have never been invented, cuz it gave a bad name to skiing. Rollerblading is basically a way to emulate ice skating in the summertime. Have you seen any stylie skiers who adapt there tricks from rollerblading? Tanner, Pollard, Mick D, Larent, all those guys have sick style and they Skateboard. Ill probably be hated off of NS for this, but if you rollerblade, try skateboarding or surfing, its a lot more challlenging, and not near as gay.


SKiing is its own sport and cant be copied.

So if you choose to go rollerblading at your local skatepark, please for the love of God, dont affiliate you self in any way to skiing. I mean you can dress like justin timberlake, or micheal jackson, or even the artist formely known as prince, but dont wear skiing shit. It makes us all out to look like faggots.

If you insist on rollerblading cuz you think it cool, you should try snowblades. I think that is the wintersport you would be good at.

Oh and for all you haters who are going to pull the Gangier card, HE SKATEBOARDS check his profile on Salomon.com. All his crazy grinds are just original things he is doing on skis. They are not rollerblade tricks, hes just trying to do something new. And even if you can abstractly compare some of his shit to rollerblade tricks, gangier probably didnt know that when he invented them.

Skiing is Skiing pure and simple. It was the first way to have a controlled slide down a hill covered in snow. that shits O.G. We have poles too.

Rollerblading is a copy of ice skating and

snowlerblading is a copy of rollerblading.

This is my last time on newschoolers.com. I simply cant take it any more.

Peace out and fuck all of you.

Thanks for your time and your tireless hating.

Please hang up your rollerblades and try something else. Or just stick to skiing. Whatever. If you must have a summer sport to particiapate in, try skateboarding, it is good for strengthening your ankles and knees and its style can be brought into skiing for sure.

Skiing is its own sport and there is nothing else like it.



Nov 13 2006 9:42PM
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bobs
Posts: 4801 - Karma: 869
rollerblading rants are getting old
Nov 13 2006 9:45PM
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mickdcopycat
Posts: 38 - Karma: 10
^ I meant to say that compared to other sports like skateboarding, rollerblading is easy.

The shits attatched to you feet nigga.
Nov 13 2006 9:46PM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
hey nomensteven: boooooooooo
Nov 13 2006 9:47PM
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-benedetto
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 1,359
just because he was wearing a ski shirt doesn't mean hes trying to insist that its just like skiing. maybe he just skis too? who rollerblades anyway? even if it is technical, it still looks corny
Nov 13 2006 9:49PM
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Ski^^bum
Posts: 189 - Karma: 26
this guy has obviously never tried to rollerblade
Nov 13 2006 9:50PM
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psychkub
Posts: 1788 - Karma: 16
All I read was blah blah blah.... if you lived in CA, I would totally look for you just so I could kick your ass. Alas, you're far away. Go drink some bleach, it will make your day better.
Nov 13 2006 9:50PM
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Edward.
Posts: 9366 - Karma: 445
skiing has been around for A LOT longer than 200 years
Nov 13 2006 9:52PM
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titsLOL
Posts: 7485 - Karma: 396
wow, you get the prize for most ignorant and contradicting rant in ns history (give or take a few)
Nov 13 2006 9:53PM
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Edward.
Posts: 9366 - Karma: 445
you said you were leaving after you posted this thread
Nov 13 2006 9:56PM
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mickdcopycat
Posts: 38 - Karma: 10
How bout you 450 on to a cock you justin timberlake loving faggot!

was it candide, oh yes another skateboarder who cork 810 to rail?

Oh ya and that rodney mullen 540 filp to fs blunt was soo easy.

Id have a better chance at your 450 40 stair than i would at the 810 or the 540 flip to blunt.
Nov 13 2006 9:58PM
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fouldsys
Posts: 7404 - Karma: 39
ok first off newschool skiing has been around for maybe a decade now and trick rollerblading started in the late 80's early 90's. secondly, even if charles skateboards, he also rollerblades as well, sammy carlson blades. lots of people do. it makes them way better at rails. and lastly rollerblading is way more technical, and difficult then skiing. obviously you have never seen the pros hit fuckin like 50 kink rails and 600ft+ rails. and the whole t shirt thing? give me a break. if you think that people that roller blade and wear ski stuff is making our sport look gay than u have some issues man.
Nov 13 2006 10:00PM
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mickdcopycat
Posts: 38 - Karma: 10
^this shits kinda hard in english i speak better french.
Nov 13 2006 10:01PM
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mickdcopycat
Posts: 38 - Karma: 10
I gotta defend myself some you hater.
Nov 13 2006 10:02PM
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720laxskier
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booyah!
Nov 13 2006 10:04PM
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mickdcopycat
Posts: 38 - Karma: 10
i am actually 11 years old but thanks for the compliment fag.
Nov 13 2006 10:05PM
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-benedetto
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oh that explains it, hes french









no offense to any other french people
Nov 13 2006 10:06PM
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titsLOL
Posts: 7485 - Karma: 396
stop calling people haters when this is your rant, you're the hater. and rollerblading is just as hard as skatin at the pro levels. they do frickin 450s on to handrails just by jumping off flat ground and shit.
Nov 13 2006 10:06PM
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SteezeNINE
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What an Idiot rollerblading isnt easy and second of all who cares what shirt he is wearing he probably skis and is just using rollerblading to emulate skiing it is kinda the next best thing in the summer. And if something like this bothers you have fun in life you little bitch
Nov 13 2006 10:08PM
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mickdcopycat
Posts: 38 - Karma: 10
Sammy was blatently making fun of the gayness of rollerblading in booter crunk. Sammy just skis. All summer all winter.
Nov 13 2006 10:08PM
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AptosFreeskier
Posts: 1240 - Karma: 17
Did you know that people were doing grinds on inline before skiiers?
Did you know that grabs us skiers do come from rollerblading?
Did you know rollerblading is the closest sport to skiing; a lot closer then skateboarding.
And you say rollerblading is easier because we dont need to ollie; thats why rollerbladers go bigger and faster then skateboarders.
Do you see skateboarders ollieing double 10s?
Do you see skateboarders grinding a handrail and then dropping a story down.
Do you see anyone going through as much hatred as rollerblading and yet is still happening?
No.
Nov 13 2006 10:09PM
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mickdcopycat
Posts: 38 - Karma: 10
HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE.HATE!
Nov 13 2006 10:09PM
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fouldsys
Posts: 7404 - Karma: 39
not really man. when i think of french skiers i think of crazy progressive people like charles that ROLLERBLADE, and other people that live and breathe the store that is d-structure, skiing and rollerblading
Nov 13 2006 10:09PM
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mickdcopycat
Posts: 38 - Karma: 10
No thats cool.

No thats cool to!

no its not. Skiing is its own sport.

no they dont, watch sorry, the flip video.

yes.

Yes.

Yes. All sports get hated on, but everyone knows that rollerblading is extra gay.

Nov 13 2006 10:14PM
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mickdcopycat
Posts: 38 - Karma: 10
If Tanner posted this all you queers would be like, "Ya I see where your coming from..."
Nov 13 2006 10:16PM
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fouldsys
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buddy, nobody wants you here cant you tell? just fuckin leave already
Nov 13 2006 10:17PM
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mickdcopycat
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F.O.D.
Nov 13 2006 10:17PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
blading itself is easy, but the tricks the top bladers do are just as hard and shit load more riskier the the top tricks of skating.

some guy recently posted some amazing blading videos and pictures on this site that i dont want to find. they're of himself doing like insane gaps to rails. theres this one sequence of him jumping off of a stair set, clearing like 10 feet of flat pavement, and landing on a rail going down another stair set. so easy to die.
Nov 13 2006 10:20PM
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MadSteezin
Posts: 4572 - Karma: 936
Dude your a complete retard. Rollerblading is not easy, it involves alot of tech especially on rails. Your probally just some wood pushing poser who just hates rollerbladers because your friends hate us. Even though rollerblading isn't skiing its a lot like it. Go tell Dipset that rollerblading is gay and they'll kill your ass. So you can just go practice safe sex and fuck yourself!
Nov 13 2006 10:20PM
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-benedetto
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all lies buddy
Nov 13 2006 10:21PM
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s.jeff
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dude that was me



hahaha jk
Nov 13 2006 10:22PM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21061 - Karma: 8,366
i couldn't read past the "you FAGGots" part. which wasn't very far.
Nov 13 2006 10:23PM
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4frntSkier
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you cant hate on DIPSKATE
Nov 13 2006 10:23PM
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R-Bertsch
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you're name is mickdcopycat, shut the fuck up. There has been a huge excess of retarded shit on ns lately and this tops of the pile.
Nov 13 2006 10:37PM
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fouldsys
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^^i read your anit-rant and i know have a new sig
Nov 13 2006 10:42PM
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jKutcher
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im sure 99.9999999999999999999% already think he should just go play a nice game of chess on his nearest highway
Nov 13 2006 10:49PM
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kenevil
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props to mnscratchskier for completely owning this fag, i cant even think of what to say, except that this kid is a retard
Nov 13 2006 10:52PM
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psychkub
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i bet your pussy ass didn't even say anything to the rollerblader, because you're too much of a coward to say anything outside of the internet.
Nov 13 2006 10:52PM
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SNOWMOWER
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dude ur a fag
Nov 13 2006 10:53PM
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MLB
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your the kind of guy who got humiliated by that rollerblader right, then went home to masterbate in the darkest corner of your room, while crying, and using your own tears as lubricant
Nov 13 2006 10:56PM
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jamesmccormick
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ok, i skateboard, and i ski, and i think rollerblading is gay. I know its a dick thing to say but to be honest it looks so stupid. I'm not saying it isn't hard, or technical, its just so dumb looking, i didn't even know that people took rollerblading seriously until I joined this site. and to the people defending rollerblading, yea its pretty neat and all but honestly, can you confidently rollerblade down the street doing tricks? no, you cant, and if you can, then you have a false sense of self-confidence. because every single person that sees you wants to throw a brick at you, and i'm one of those people. rollerblading has the easiest learning curve ever.

and to everyone talking about how much rollerblading influences skiing, i disagree. i mean obviously it does considering that good skiers do it, and then mimic it. but think about how freestyle skiing has progressed.... snowboarding! and thats a fact because snowboarding is so fresh, and snowboard tricks came from skateboarding and surfing. think about it. every time you do or see a switch 10 think of steve caballero because he pioneered switch spins, which came to snowboarding and then skiing. im not saying skateboarding is a bigger direct influence on skiing, it just is better than rollerblading. with all due respect to gagniers sheer insanity, who gives a shit about his 'progressive grinds'. sure they are good but they are so ugly. its cool to make stuff up but just because one person does a grind doesnt mean rollerblading changed skiing.
Nov 13 2006 10:58PM
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chapz
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haha i love that vid,

blading is sick, shup up
Nov 13 2006 10:59PM
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Swick825
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theres a sick old lady who rides roller blades around the paths in my town with some sweet outdoor poles. so you cant really pull the "skiing is unique, we have poles" card, because crazy old lady on the rollerblades begs to differ. other than that i think rollerblading is gay too. especial tigh pants and beret's while skating.
Nov 13 2006 11:06PM
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JTK
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and if you sent this thread to rodney mullen he would tell you how stupid you are.
Nov 13 2006 11:10PM
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WIllW
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6L6BdXkSmY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLJLI2jFcCE&mode=related&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdPfnmSXMwo

Nov 13 2006 11:19PM
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DeucesStreetwear
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well this probably wasnt the smartest decision this youngin made now is it? if u knew u were gunna get shit for it then why the hell would u post it cuz obviously no one agrees with u..and im gunna ask a question thats been asked several times...have u ever rollerbladed at all?or just when ur mom and dad took u to the park when u wrere young? yeah u might as well find another sight to "rant" on because u prettymuch been PWN'ED by every person whos responded to this thread.
Nov 13 2006 11:29PM
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jsg
Posts: 7701 - Karma: 534
fuck the haters, people like diffrent things, the one thing i hate about skateboarding is the hate generated to rollerblading, i think they are both sick they both take dedication and skills, dont be a fucking jackass.
Nov 13 2006 11:40PM
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knotbox
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rollerblading is just like taking 12 inch black dick in your ass...you loose your dignity and often rip your sphinkter to an irreparable state whilst you're at it....
Nov 13 2006 11:48PM
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