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pat-rickdaigle
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. period.
Nov 6 2006 9:07PM
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fouldsys
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i heared it was pretty funny as well but i have yet to see it
Nov 6 2006 9:37PM
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k-fay
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all laughs
Nov 6 2006 9:38PM
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Antoine.
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i saw it and its sick but lets not try and ruin it for the others and if u haven't seen it GET ON THE SHIT
Nov 6 2006 9:41PM
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MattMcGinnis
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my only complaint with seeing comedies in the movie theatere is when people laugh because they think they have to. like in the intro, it shows a horse, and a guy just burst out laughing like it was the funniest shit he'd ever seen. its a fucking horse bro, chill.
Nov 6 2006 10:07PM
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girl_jibBer
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People actually started clapping at the end of this movie....by far the funniest I have seen in a long time!
Nov 6 2006 10:09PM
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inaba116
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the whole borat/producer fight scene went a little too far in my opinion. Still funny though.
Nov 6 2006 10:10PM
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MistaFab
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i have to say funniest movie i have ever seen, laughed the entire time but if your jewish might wanna avoid it......
Nov 6 2006 10:11PM
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inaba116
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Isn't borat jewish in real life?
Nov 6 2006 10:14PM
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futurespin
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yes, thats why its funny
Nov 6 2006 10:27PM
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foodisfun
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i was stuck sitting by myself because my friends are fags, but luckily i was next to some girl who was crying as much as me.  i wouldn't go so far as to say funniest movie i've ever seen, but definately worth seeing.

Nov 6 2006 10:29PM
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chapz
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im seeing it next weekend, i hear its epic
Nov 6 2006 10:32PM
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willbski9
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Borat was pretty funny, I just  hope kids dont recite lines for the next two months killing it.
Nov 6 2006 10:33PM
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jc_dunn
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dude... what is the funniest movie you've ever seen?
Nov 6 2006 10:33PM
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00000000
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It's epic.
Nov 6 2006 10:33PM
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chapz
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well already started at my school
Nov 6 2006 10:37PM
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foodisfun
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idk but i can't really just place it as the funniest.  definately funnier than anything i've seen in a long time, but im just not willing to give it the title for me yet.
Nov 6 2006 10:46PM
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jc_dunn
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good call, i just realizedi was starting to do it... now i'm gonna keep it under wraps.
Nov 6 2006 10:46PM
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Jamesl48
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just got back from seeing it a second time, funniest movie of the year
Nov 6 2006 11:46PM
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pussyfooter.
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The best, grossest, most hilarious movie i have ever seen in my life!
Nov 6 2006 11:49PM
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skier_boy26
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borat was damn funny. but im afraid that over quoting is a certainty. people have this thing about saying the same fucking lines over and over again, which boggles my mind. One reason why ill never touch napolean dynamite again is i heard the same fucking quotes so many god damn times, i just wanted to destroy anything about that movie i saw.
Nov 6 2006 11:52PM
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Adamskinick
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there were a lot of inside jewish jokes. for example everytime he was talking to his "producer" he was speaking in hebrew. haha i laughed cause no one else got that. im jewish and i thought it was really funny and made some political statements without being a political or polite movie. my mom loved it, dad hated it.. to each his own
Nov 7 2006 12:40AM
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titsLOL
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yea just got back from it, wouldn't ever watch it with my rents you're brave. the tea bagging was hilarious shit.
Nov 7 2006 12:52AM
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hoodskiier
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haha that movie was funny as fuck. These 6 guys infront of me and my friends got up and left when he was fighting his manager because "it was gay as fuck" If you are too uncomfortable with that and you didn't think that was the funniest shit ever you're a fag haha
Nov 7 2006 1:35AM
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aoe
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Ok. I was just going to leave it, but I feel I must post. This movie was FAR from the funniest movie I have ever seen. In fact, I had a few good laughs, but aside from that it was pretty lame.  I like crude comedy and i like good comedy. This was pretty flat. It had some crude stuff but it just wasnt that funny, and the stuff that had potential to be good was cut short. Id say mediocre at best
Nov 7 2006 5:12PM
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thedutchmayn
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i havent seen it yet. compare to clerks 2?
Nov 7 2006 5:16PM
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MLB
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its not even fucking coming to my city because they find it might be offensive to some people. Thats fucking bullshit. Sasah Baron Cohen ( i think is the guys real name) IS A JEW IN REAL LIFE. He had an interview with Jon Stewart who is also a jew, but do they freak out about it, no. Its not making fun of those people, its making fun of the people who actually think that way.
Nov 7 2006 5:17PM
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the_hawk_of_europe
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there has been a thread in the media & arts forum for like a week..but anyway, funny stuff
Nov 7 2006 5:18PM
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*i<3snow*
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im gong to see it next week. The only thing is it's only a theatre thats like 30 minutes from where i live so i need a definite long period of time to go see it. Oh well tho, it's gonna be hillarious.
Nov 7 2006 5:26PM
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the_hawk_of_europe
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^ i heard they reduced the number of theatres were they play it b/c of the kazakhztani ppl who didnt like the movie?!
Nov 7 2006 5:27PM
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J.D.
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No, it was sabotage by asshole uzbeki spies.
Nov 7 2006 5:31PM
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the_hawk_of_europe
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^lol
Nov 7 2006 5:35PM
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AtomicTweaker
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ive never seen yahoo movies give all A's
Nov 7 2006 5:38PM
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P-JO
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFVN59sR4lY


dont remember if it was in the movie... but hella funny....
Nov 7 2006 5:40PM
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J.D.
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It has NINETY FIVE PERCENT positive ratings on rottentomatoes. That's absolutely absurd. Even the departed only has 92, and I figured that would be the runaway favourite for movie of the year. No comedy that I know of has ever broken 90. The vast, vast majority of films don't even get to 80.
Nov 7 2006 6:01PM
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Prorider2themax
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i am so excited ima go see it tommorrow. should i drink before or is it so epic that i should be sober?
Nov 7 2006 7:30PM
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r.w
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dooooooooods its sooooo good. crosses the linre more than once.
Nov 7 2006 7:44PM
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AtomicTweaker
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I wanna see borat on the cover of rolling stone, that would be sooo funny
Nov 7 2006 8:09PM
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CooksCorner
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Totally agree, mediocre at best.
Nov 7 2006 8:11PM
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aoe
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If you want to see Borat at his best watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBirGHHzXOM
Nov 7 2006 8:22PM
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brennanmidwest
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haha ya it was defintly hilarious... i kno some people thought the fight went too far but that part made me laugh soooo hard
Nov 7 2006 8:27PM
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TerminatorX
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worst movie of the year...pause...not
Nov 7 2006 8:44PM
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hey_wasup
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ur fucking gay
Nov 7 2006 8:45PM
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TerminatorX
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^ u havn't been banned yet
Nov 7 2006 10:16PM
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EVAN.F
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alot better that ali g indahouse
Nov 7 2006 10:25PM
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johnnypsunami
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best movie ever. everyone needs to go and see it.
Nov 7 2006 10:27PM
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MistaFab
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hahahah
Nov 7 2006 10:30PM
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Sholte
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haha thats good
Nov 8 2006 12:27AM
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stinkypoodangle
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sooooooo funny. It is pure genious.
Nov 8 2006 12:31AM
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mattster
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so fucking sick,

haha that poor jewish couple with the bed and breakfast
Nov 11 2006 12:34AM
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sdfjklioeur
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haha, and the bear
Nov 11 2006 2:26AM
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