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alpentalik
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I was chilling at a beach cabin this weekend outside of seattle and come upon quite a revelation...i know it sounds silly and obsessive, but you can make really sick terrain park layouts in the sand...sticks for rails and such...i got super creative and made the enitre layout from last years parkasaurus and used a dead seagul as the blow up dinosaur...well not really the last part, but yeah...if you're really bored this summer and miss skiing its worth fucking around with...keeps you busy and away from making dumb shit fuck poo brain posts on this site...have fun and be safe, sand can be harmful.


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May 14 2003 3:04PM
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LastNightISavedAnAngel
Posts: 2023 - Karma: 8
you can never be too obsessive over skiing, ill have to try that out next time im at a beach

and whats this have to do with metallica?


Now the king told the boogie men
You have to let that raga drop
The oil down the desert way
Has been shakin' to the top
The shiek he drove his Cadillac
He went a' cruisnin' down the ville
The muezzin was a' standing
On the radiator grille
The shareef don't like it
Rockin' the Casbah
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May 14 2003 3:16PM
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stephen_beast
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nice we have a long jump pit at our school and we are gonna go out and build a super awesome sand castle, i could build a super awesome terrain park around it instead of a moat so only the super awesome people could get in



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May 14 2003 5:23PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
be careful with the sand around your vagina
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May 14 2003 5:35PM
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**RukuS**
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the dead seagul is a littlebit insane
May 14 2003 6:01PM
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WIfreeskier
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i do that all the time, it's great fun. except for the dead seagull
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May 14 2003 6:18PM
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The_Professor
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you could use a lobster instead of a seagull but then he would destroy it


why are doves the international symbol of peace? why not pillows? they have twice as many feathers and not the dangerous beak

its 4:19 do you know where your kids are?

comander? did you ever think that there was a baker under your bed when you where a kid?
May 14 2003 6:20PM
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mommy
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enter night.. exit lii-iight.. take.. my hand.. of to never ever land!
May 14 2003 6:21PM
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The_Professor
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fucking lobesters


why are doves the international symbol of peace? why not pillows? they have twice as many feathers and not the dangerous beak

its 4:19 do you know where your kids are?

comander? did you ever think that there was a baker under your bed when you where a kid?
May 14 2003 6:21PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
sleep with one eye oopeenn..
soon enough.. we'll all be skiing on sand.. just wait


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May 14 2003 7:07PM
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gambino500014
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while im wating for the bus in the winter i always make the nicest stepups with my feet...
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May 14 2003 7:12PM
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skierdudeguy
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METALLICA RULES!!!!! YAAAAAA!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
May 14 2003 10:48PM
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WIfreeskier
Posts: 8125 - Karma: 65
i love playin that song on my guitar, it's so fun.
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May 14 2003 10:50PM
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Capurnicus
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wheew yeah i've spent many hours at the beach making large tables and such, its fun to see what kind of crazy stuff you can come with and how nice you can make the tables look, ehh summer can get boring
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May 14 2003 11:02PM
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Capurnicus
Posts: 9947 - Karma: 1,886
this was pre-finding a body under the sand leading to extensive trauma
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May 14 2003 11:04PM
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lineskier10
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yeah makin jumps in the snow with your feet is sick
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May 15 2003 8:31AM
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LastNightISavedAnAngel
Posts: 2023 - Karma: 8
what exactly is pre-finding???


Now the king told the boogie men
You have to let that raga drop
The oil down the desert way
Has been shakin' to the top
The shiek he drove his Cadillac
He went a' cruisnin' down the ville
The muezzin was a' standing
On the radiator grille
The shareef don't like it
Rockin' the Casbah
Rock the Casbah
May 15 2003 1:45PM
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mommy
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before finding.
May 15 2003 1:49PM
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Mike-O
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you know alpentalik that your son is on this site. He has your logo but it's different color.
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May 15 2003 2:14PM
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caylorswift
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erich, i never told you this...


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May 15 2003 2:35PM
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Matty.
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i build sand terrain parks and use my finger skis in them! (i made the skis in metalworks class their super dope) in winter i still make mini parks

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May 15 2003 11:22PM
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Mahre
Posts: 2507 - Karma: 490
speaking of seagul...back in the day, my cousins and sister put one in a hole they dug, and one of my cousins peed on it...still alive...HA

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May 16 2003 12:20AM
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caylorswift
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yeah, speaking of seagulls,

i threw a rock at one one time and hit it dead cuz it stole one of my french fries
motherfucker thought i was done eatin. i showed that bitch



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May 16 2003 12:24AM
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skierdudeguy
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hahahahahahahahaha! those seagulls! what a riot!
thinkin' they can steal beffy tits fries. you showed him! mwah ha ha ha! crows suck too.
May 16 2003 12:59AM
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avblackman
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i once built a terrain park entirely out of mudstables.
May 16 2003 5:13AM
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emilypotterskis
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yeeeahhh still speaking of dead seaguls
you could always throw some explosives in it's mouth and see what happens...

oh wait, that's already been done.
cheers
May 16 2003 12:36PM
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Maximumsushi
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One time when I was like 9 my friend and I were eating icecream in a parking lot. I threw mine out and some seagull picked up the cone, flew a short distance and dropped the whole thing into a convertable.
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May 16 2003 2:52PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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did you know its illegal to kill sea gulls? I thought that was funny. Alka Selser kills them too.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
May 16 2003 3:11PM
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l_KeViN_l
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is it true if seagulls eat tums their stomachs expand and they blow up?

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May 16 2003 3:32PM
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amlowenstein
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i dont know i think ive heard that before but i doubt its true
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May 16 2003 3:51PM
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CrystalineSkier
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its true, i've tried it

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May 16 2003 4:17PM
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amlowenstein
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cool
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May 16 2003 7:29PM
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NH_LiNe
Posts: 2140 - Karma: 37
sand in ur pants is the worst feeling in the world the salt like chafes up you ball sacks.......... its horrible i cant stand it

whos in da house, SACA is in the house!!! hahahahmuhahahah
May 17 2003 10:51AM
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skierdudeguy
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anyway, back to seagulls, they are loud and annoying too. i just wanna kill them. all of them! mwah ha ha ha! I bid you good day.
May 17 2003 12:32PM
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Ghost
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shit, that must've been funny as hell to see - maximumsushi.

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