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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75

Ill call u an addict cuz my lyrics got you hooked
To compare to them ud need to use a rhyming book
Even if u had lyrical grasp im sure ud choke
Like Martha Stuart if she would try to smoke
Rhymes like yours are seen more t then a common oak
When myne are so rare they never been seen before
Like, to see Mr.Rogers steel from a candy store
your challenge requires only 20% of me
If I did lay down 100% of me, you would be
swetin like vanilla ice when he went for his soul train nominee
You couldn’t K.O me, Even Your where Mohammed Ali
Cuz Ud be my slave like liven in 1880
Me stressen, is very unlikely to happen Like America actually catchin bin laden
Stop messen, your talent is see through thin, Like a bikini on that olsnen twin
U cant win, u are all wase missin, like shack shooting free throws hittin the rim
Iv got control so put your childish rhymes to a halt
I kill u, Like the JFK assault
Why bother trying, should of let me win by default
Cuz now your skillz seem worse then JA’s, and it’s all my fault

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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
May 13 2003 1:33PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
good one five0



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party and OTC
***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
May 13 2003 9:42PM
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el`banditto
Posts: 278 - Karma: 10
if i was mexican i just might be afended.....wait no i wouldn't because everything that comes out of your mouth dowlefuck is wea as shit, now hurry along and get to your soccer practice, fucking amatures
May 13 2003 9:48PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
elbanditto, look around you, nobody likes ure sorry ass, so shut the fuck up.



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party and OTC
***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
May 13 2003 9:50PM
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el`banditto
Posts: 278 - Karma: 10
i own all of you little cunuck mother fuckers
May 13 2003 9:50PM
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el`banditto
Posts: 278 - Karma: 10
petek why even bother speaking??????????????
May 13 2003 9:52PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
learn how to spell ure ethnic jokes, or ure gonna be even more retarded then what u are now.



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party and OTC
***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
May 13 2003 9:52PM
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el`banditto
Posts: 278 - Karma: 10
you just don't get it do you, poor white trash petek
May 13 2003 9:53PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
i must admit this has gotten quite fun.



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party and OTC
***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
May 13 2003 9:55PM
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el`banditto
Posts: 278 - Karma: 10
your a bunch off half ass amatures, i own this game, stop trying.........im fucking king
May 13 2003 9:57PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
how could you own anything, ure a mexican.



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party and OTC
***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
May 13 2003 9:58PM
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el`banditto
Posts: 278 - Karma: 10
'learn how to spell ure ethnic jokes, or ure gonna be even more retarded then what u are now.'

haha.......do you cunuks have grammer schooles., fucking pathetic petek...........realy

May 13 2003 9:59PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
oops, i spelled mexican right, dumbfuck.



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party and OTC
***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
May 13 2003 10:00PM
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el`banditto
Posts: 278 - Karma: 10
you've already lost.....just keep digging bitch i love stomping you further and further into the ground, i find your petty insults quite humorous, continue
May 13 2003 10:02PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
Hey banditto you have poo in you mouth!

CoC session E
May 13 2003 10:03PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
he got u there!



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party and OTC
***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
May 13 2003 10:04PM
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el`banditto
Posts: 278 - Karma: 10
that shit gives me a real buzz
May 13 2003 10:05PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
sometimes i get that hardcore shit



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party and OTC
***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
May 13 2003 10:07PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
Watch out for the poosaurus

CoC session E
May 13 2003 10:08PM
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sherLocke
Posts: 4701 - Karma: 8
el banditto took it balls deep in his anus last night from his gay porn director after he was done making his film, 'salsa picante' choc full of big rubber dicks in your mouth horse fucker.
peace,paul


'if you have legs and you are flammable...you are never blocking a fire exit'
-Mitch Hedburg
May 13 2003 10:08PM
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el`banditto
Posts: 278 - Karma: 10
us mexicans pack that shit, you can see the bulge under my fucking banditto mask sucka, you'll have a buzz like never before
May 13 2003 10:09PM
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el`banditto
Posts: 278 - Karma: 10
that shit was banned in the us though, if you want i'll have my people get some of that product over the boarder, it can be yours for passport and a green card eh. consider it
May 13 2003 10:13PM
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sherLocke
Posts: 4701 - Karma: 8
your a border jumper you piece of bologna smuggling poo. i hope you get shot trying to sneak into the US with your ass packed with drugs.


'if you have legs and you are flammable...you are never blocking a fire exit'
-Mitch Hedburg
May 13 2003 10:17PM
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el`banditto
Posts: 278 - Karma: 10
is that cock worshipping soccer playing panzi bitch back........you leave for a quick 'team practice' eh?? keep your illiterate sore throbbing asshole on the bench fuck nut your through.
May 13 2003 10:24PM
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Caden
Posts: 3213 - Karma: 10
MORE PICTURES!!!!


first to figure out what lathgwanh means.
ns ogre crew
May 13 2003 10:28PM
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NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA its funny because hes gay and is mexican. and Nice new icon petek.
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me: what did you do?
friend: i fell down the stairs
Me: and you hit your head?
friend:No, my wrist

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Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother

Canada, better than the us
-an ashamed american
May 13 2003 10:33PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
banditto likes to poo in his shoe and then put it on his foot. Also, its funny he makes fun of soccer even though its mexico's largest sport

CoC session E
May 13 2003 10:42PM
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el`banditto
Posts: 278 - Karma: 10
martain dowelfuck you have repeated the same post over 5 times now, just realize that anyone that makes the amount of homosexual comments you do is obeously a flamming anol craving ass pirate, please leave me out of your crude fantasies. go and play with your fuck buddies over at the soccer feilds you'll have all the 'balls' you want faggot, and you still havent defended the fact that your whole soccer team gets you nuts deep in the poop shoot, i must have struck the truth bitch........game over, and the rest of you followers can lap my bearly banditto sack
May 13 2003 10:45PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
I dont think thats a sport but u never know

CoC session E
May 13 2003 10:45PM
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el`banditto
Posts: 278 - Karma: 10
ya ski free its real neat that soccer is their biggest sport but its even more neat that you fucking idiots accualy think im mexican, i created this screen name to cause as much harm and havock as possible and you fucking tool fell head over you mother fucking heals right into a pile of mexican anol waste,,,,,,,stupid
May 13 2003 10:50PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
i lik bein smert

CoC session E
May 13 2003 10:51PM
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el`banditto
Posts: 278 - Karma: 10
look i even got martin dowelfaggot fuck to addmitt hes a flamming anol pirate....ahahahahhahahaha...yes since jokers not arount as often as usual its on my shoulders

*SMACK* bitch
May 13 2003 10:54PM
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el`banditto
Posts: 278 - Karma: 10
peace
May 13 2003 10:55PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
this thread is fun, people take everything too seriously

CoC session E
May 13 2003 10:56PM
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*
Posts: 178 - Karma: 10
hahaha, i just finished reading this thread and this el`banditto just fucked all of you up haha yes douwl monkey your the fucking nerd who can't except defeat, you were destroyed faggot hahaha
May 13 2003 11:24PM
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hotdog.garbage
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
do you guys actually get mad when you type? cause i kinda just sit back and type what i want, im never really that angry. all of you seem to get all riled over little shit.



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May 14 2003 12:05AM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
i think ive heard that rhyme before neil... did you steal it?


changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?
haha thats right, got you good fucker!
May 14 2003 10:00AM
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sherLocke
Posts: 4701 - Karma: 8
i dont think anybody even gets mad on this site, its all in fun. and i def knew you werent mexican retard, its just something to play off of for better insults. i dont know about other people but im laughing when i type half the shit i do.
peace,paul


'if you have legs and you are flammable...you are never blocking a fire exit'
-Mitch Hedburg
May 14 2003 3:12PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
i dont know if any one said this yet but...i just realized that you cant call this a rap battle you morons. rap battles are supposed to be freestyle, not writen over time. we should think of a subject and then you guys should rap to that


changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?
haha thats right, got you good fucker!
May 14 2003 4:07PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
we're not doing that anymore..now this is the meake fun of stupid homeless mexican rappers thread
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
May 14 2003 4:08PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
o sweet


changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?
haha thats right, got you good fucker!
May 14 2003 4:09PM
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el`banditto
Posts: 278 - Karma: 10
public enemy, YOU STUPID ASS FUCK, you know nothing,,,,,,,dork
May 14 2003 4:22PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
that was a little uncalled for... why do i know nothing?


changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?
haha thats right, got you good fucker!
May 14 2003 4:44PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
el banditto you pussy mexican bitch. canada owns your ass wtih better skiing and skiiers. go fuck your self with a hairbrush, bristle side first you fucker. you think you own us? TIHS IS THE FUCKING INTERNET YOU E TUGGIN BITCH. just because you dont know how to ski, and fee,l the need to come online and act tuff (even though your some 12 year old pimply faced nerd sitting behind your pc jacking your tiny dick off to gay porn with your mom in the next room, hoping she doenst come in) no one likes you bitch. fuck yourself.
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Official Co-leader of the Communist party of Newschoolers
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
Im Scared
When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man
Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

May 14 2003 5:12PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14



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Official Co-leader of the Communist party of Newschoolers
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
Im Scared
When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man
Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

May 14 2003 5:20PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
El BANDITTO i see you got your mad e thug steeze on-

And El banditto-


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Official Co-leader of the Communist party of Newschoolers
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
Im Scared
When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man
Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

May 14 2003 5:26PM
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el`banditto
Posts: 278 - Karma: 10
blinderfuck i don't know why you think i'm a thug but stop posting these weak ass pics and get straight to the good ones. fucking hillareous

and blinds did you not read my post before, your the only one thats being fucking serious, its all a joke sucka, take it easy
May 14 2003 5:57PM
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el`banditto
Posts: 278 - Karma: 10
mexicans are dirty and they smell like rotting pig vagina, yes yes, i hate filthy mexicans, stingy ass mother fuckers, get um
May 14 2003 5:59PM
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rsd
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 10
it was funnier when martin was here...

-Ryan
May 14 2003 6:26PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
:'(
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Official Co-leader of the Communist party of Newschoolers
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
Im Scared
When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man
Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

May 14 2003 6:55PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
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