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if you could be any lord of the rings character...
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i was pissed at the other thread soo...
id be aragorn, hes a fucking badass and all the ladies want him
'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'
'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been clouding my mind since we left Lorien. Something draws near, I can feel it.'
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I would have an iron schlong
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the human guy...what ever the hell his name is. Or the elf.
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the human guys aragorn and the elf is legolas, his quote is in my sig
'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'
'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been clouding my mind since we left Lorien. Something draws near, I can feel it.'
How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'
'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
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I'd be an Ent just because.
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Lord of the Rings?????
oh that is that nerdy book cult thing that got made into movies that everyone saw but me... then i'd be 'Bob'
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legolas
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legolas or gandalf..
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gandalf because he has magic and he owns everyone.... like have you read the hobbit? yeah, he was up in a tree and lighting all these wolves on fire... pretty sick if ya ask me...
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gandalf because of his sick pipe
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ARAGORN!!! that guy is the biggest badass, he rules all, it would rock to be him
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aragon for sure, yea legolas is good with the bow but aragon gets the chick.
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You guys have it all wrong, Legolas and Frodo are the hot ones, Aragorn is cute, but not AS cute. Um, I dunno who I'd be. I guess one of the elf ladies?
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oh man thats a tough one, but i'd have to say aragorn, he fuckin owns you, ahhh!! but legolas is my second pick
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how about Lady Lothlorian or whatever.
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id be boromir, cause he was still kicking ass with like 3 arrows in him, but then he dies, so i guess aragorn cause he fights like a madman
Now the king told the boogie men
You have to let that raga drop
The oil down the desert way
Has been shakin' to the top
The shiek he drove his Cadillac
He went a' cruisnin' down the ville
The muezzin was a' standing
On the radiator grille
The shareef don't like it
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and hes the hottest guy ever
Now the king told the boogie men
You have to let that raga drop
The oil down the desert way
Has been shakin' to the top
The shiek he drove his Cadillac
He went a' cruisnin' down the ville
The muezzin was a' standing
On the radiator grille
The shareef don't like it
Rockin' the Casbah
Rock the Casbah
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I would be Arwen, shes so pretty and shes immortal
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whoever liv tyler plays
does legolas get any girls in it? cuz i'd be one of them if he gets any. he's hott!!!
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I'm thinking legolas
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yeah gandolf because of the pipe. my friend looked for one in Amsterdam but couldn't find one, i am going to try and buy one, becasue they are just that dope.
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I'm Legolas, I called him!!!
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I'd be either Pippin, or Merry...
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I would be the girl that gets to screw aragorn
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YEA.
I'd be lagolas man... fuckin' elves are dope. live forever, see crazy good, you can fuckin' walk ontop of snow...
humans are weak.
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sam wise gamgy!
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haha thats right, got you good fucker!
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Legolas. He's a chick magnet.
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andy has the right idea with the Ent they kick ass!
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OK it is not nerdy It was a kickass movie that everybody saw and I would be the elf (arrowguy)
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the elf (arrowguy), you stupid fuck, anyways id be Legolas or Faramir
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darryl..that's a good point with the walkin on snow..
that'd be pretty useful on a real deep pow day..
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ha fool's i'd be fucking Sauron before he got his finger cut off cause he kicks the shit out of everyone
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Is that even a question? Aragorn is just so goddamn badass. He's The King of Gondor for crying out loud. The guy absolutely kicks all ass. Aragorn for sure.
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hes the king of gondor? i did not know that
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boromir, because he can become corrupt, but still fight till the bitter end.
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wow, i shouldve required some knowledge before letting replies come through...
'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'
'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been clouding my mind since we left Lorien. Something draws near, I can feel it.'
How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'
'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
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Boromir dies; do you want to die? And his brother, Faromir, is pretty cool, he 'passes his test.' But Aragorn is definitely most badass, with Legolas a close second.
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For any of you that dont think Aragorn is a badass, just watch the part where he walks out of the trees and onto the road where tons of Orks (sp?) are coming at him, and he takes them on single handedly, oh man hes just the badass of the world hands down.
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I'm surprised no-one mentioned gimli. well... never mind. I guess not when the elf women look like men. but he does kick ass.
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Nah dude, Gimli's badass, with his axe and all, but I don't like how in the movies they made him such a comedic character, he's a lot more serious in the books. And it's unanimous, Aragorn is the badass of badasses.
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gandalf is the best! he lit wolves on fire! i havent seen any other character do that... huh? huh?
-Ryan
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i like how eastcoastpride thinks, but the cool thing about that book is how all the characters rule
'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'
'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been clouding my mind since we left Lorien. Something draws near, I can feel it.'
How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'
'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
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i would be gimli except i look twice his size...
and yeah, i would love to die for a cause, if only to be remembered.
'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
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