Replying to George Bush's Resume-who voted for this dult?
George W. Bush Resume
Past work experience:
a.. Ran for congress and lost.
b.. Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.
c.. Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil
in Texas, company
went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
d.. Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a
sweetheart deal that
took land using tax-payer money. Biggest move: Traded
Sammy Sosa to the
Chicago Cubs.
e.. With fathers help (and his name) was elected
Governor of Texas.
Accomplishments: Changed pollution laws for power and
oil companies and
made Texas the most polluted state in the Union.
Replaced Los Angeles
with Houston as the most smog ridden city in America.
Cut taxes and
bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of
billions in borrowed
money. Set record for most executions by any Governor
in American
history.
f.. Became president after losing the popular vote by
over 500,000
votes, with the hel
p of my fathers appointments to the
Supreme Court.
Accomplishments as president:
a.. Attacked and took over two countries.
b.. Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.
c.. Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in
history.
d.. Set economic record for most private bankruptcies
filed in any 12
month period.
e.. Set all-time record for biggest drop in the
history of the stock
market.
f.. First president in decades to execute a federal
prisoner.
g.. First president in US history to enter office with
a criminal
record.
h.. First year in office set the all-time record for
most days on
vacation by any president in US history.
i.. After taking the entire month of August off for
vacation, presided
over the worst security failure in US history.
j.. Set the record for most campaign fund-raising
trips than any other
president in US history.
k.. In my first two years in o
ffice over 2 million
Americans lost their
job.
l.. Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work
Americans than any
president in US history.
m.. Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a
12 month period.
n.. Appointed more convicted criminals to
administration positions than
any president in US history.
o.. Set the record for the least amount of press
conferences than any
president since the advent of television.
p.. Signed more laws and executive orders amending the
Constitution than
any president in US history.
q.. Presided over the biggest energy crises in US
history and refused to
intervene when corruption was revealed.
r.. Presided over the highest gasoline prices in US
history and refused
to use the national reserves as past presidents have.
s.. Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
t.. Set the all-time record for most people worldwide
to simultaneously
take to the st
reets to protest me (15 million people),
shattering the
record for protest against any person in the history
of mankind.
(http://www.hyperreal.org/~dana/marches
/)
u.. Dissolved more international treaties than any
president in US
history.
v.. My presidency is the most secretive and
un-accountable of any in US
history.
w.. Members of my cabinet are the richest of any
administration in US
history. (the 'poorest' multi-millionaire, Con
doleeza
Rice has an Exxon
oil tanker named after her).
x.. First president in US history to have all 50
states of the Union
simultaneously go bankrupt.
y.. Presided over the biggest corporate stock market
fraud of any market
in any country in the history of the world.
z.. First president in US history to order a US attack
and military
occupation of a sovereign nation.
aa.. Created the largest government department
bureaucracy in the
history of the United States.
ab.. Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget
spending
increases, more than any president in US history.
ac.. First president in US history to have the United
Nations remove the
US from the human rights commission.
ad.. First president in US history to have the United
Nations remove the
US from the elections monitoring board.
ae.. Removed more checks and balances, and have the
least amount of
congressional oversight than any
presidential
administration in US
history.
af.. Rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
ag.. Withdrew from the World Court of Law.
ah.. Refused to allow inspectors access to US
prisoners of war and by
default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
ai.. First president in US history to refuse United
Nations election
inspectors (during the 2002 US elections).
aj.. All-time US (and world) record holder for most
corporate campaign
donations.
ak.. My biggest life-time campaign contributor
presided over one of the
largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history
(Kenneth Lay,
former CEO of Enron Corporation).
al.. Spent more money on polls and focus groups than
any president in US
history.
am.. First president in US history to unilaterally
attack a sovereign
nation against the will of the United Nations and the
world community.
an.. First president to run and hide when the US ca
me
under attack (and
then lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force
1)
ao.. First US president to establish a secret shadow
government.
ap.. Took the biggest world sympathy for the US after
911, and in less
than a year made the US the most resented country in
the world (possibly
the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world
history).
aq.. With a policy of 'dis-engagement' created the
most hostile
Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.
ar.. First US president in history to have a majority
of the people of
Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat
to world peace and
stability.
as.. First US president in history to have the people
of South Korea
more threatened by the US than their immediate
neighbor, North Korea.
at.. Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to
be awarded
government contracts.
au.. Set all-time record for number of administration
appointees
who
violated US law by not selling huge investments in
corporations bidding
for government contracts.
av.. Failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin
Laden 'dead or alive'.
aw.. Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to
murder the
leaders of our country at the United States Capital
building. After 18
months I have no leads and zero suspects.
ax.. In the 18 months following the 911 attacks I have
successfully
prevented any public investigation into the biggest
security failure in
the history of the United States.
ay.. Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for
Americans than any
other president in US history.
az.. In a little over two years created the most
divided country in
decades, possibly the most divided the US has ever
been since the civil
war.
ba.. Entered office with the strongest economy in US
history and in less
than two years turned every single economic category
heading
straight
down.
Records and References:
a.. At least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine
(Texas driving
record has been erased and is not available).
b.. AWOL from National Guard and Deserted the military
during a time of
war.
c.. Refuse to take drug test or even answer any
questions about drug
use.
d.. All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have
been spirited
away to my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and
un-available for
public view.
e.. All records of any SEC investigations into my
insider trading or
bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and
un-available for public
view.
f.. All minutes of meetings for any public corporation
I served on the
board are sealed in secrecy and un-available for
public view.
g.. Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP)
attended regarding
public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and
un-available for public
review.
h
. For personal references please speak to my daddy
or uncle James
Baker (They can be reached at their offices of the
Carlyle Group for
war-profiteering.)
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