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SkiSundownJibber
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 19
Hello. This is a post where you try to be smarter than me just before I bash you with flawless wit.
Proceed, plebians.
May 4 2003 4:09PM
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SwitchBitch
Posts: 396 - Karma: 10
I feel left behind in this thread.

Im the smartest. I wanna brag about it but its sorta beside the point now.

Madd_Trixx, I still got the diploma thing they gave us for those test on my wall....I was in the 99th percentile for Science, Math, Reading comprehension, Social Studies, Grammar AND coolness. Everyone in 6th grade hated me.

OK how this...whos got the highest SAT score?


May 4 2003 10:47PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
i was a perfect kid in elementary school.....i dunno what happened. i used to get straight a's, never got in trouble, except for the occasional talking in class, i always knew the answers and was the fiirst to raise my hand. now i'm lucky if i get ONE a, i average one detention every 4 days, and sleep in every class minus a few exceptions.....wow, i'm a slacker


*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'Oh shit, Corey Brown's getting his license'
'That's right, watch out Connellsville, Downtown Corey Brown's out on the road.....give me all your drugs!!'
May 4 2003 11:04PM
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buck490
Posts: 1169 - Karma: 21
i have a dog.

~Jameson~
'And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. Power hath decended forth from thy hand, so our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. And we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teaming with souls shall it ever be. E Nomini Patri, E fili, E Spiritu Sancti.'
May 4 2003 11:04PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
i have a scrotum


*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'Oh shit, Corey Brown's getting his license'
'That's right, watch out Connellsville, Downtown Corey Brown's out on the road.....give me all your drugs!!'
May 4 2003 11:06PM
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Whistlermann
Posts: 4048 - Karma: 12
Don't worry Switch Bitch... All we have established is that SkiSundownJibber can use big words, but he still has no friends and spends saturday nights playing scrabble with his mom.

~Founding Member of the NS Anti Post Whore Commitee~
May 4 2003 11:08PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
some how I manage to get mostly a's and b's. But I got a C last semester in AC geometry....stupid teachers

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
May 4 2003 11:37PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
yeah, i used to get a's and shit like that, but last year my average dropped like 20%, it wnet up about 10% this year tho.



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
May 4 2003 11:48PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i used to be a straight A student till about grade 7,i dunno what happened tho,


'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
May 4 2003 11:51PM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
I dont work at all, i slack so much, but I get good grades. Soon I should start trying and get better grades.

-Mikee LiFsHitZ-

I can't wait for NS radio!
May 4 2003 11:58PM
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JayDC7
Posts: 1620 - Karma: 10
grades dont always reflect how smart/stupid you acutally are at all. usually you can tell just by talking to them whether they know anything or not.



- Julian
May 5 2003 12:09AM
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roxysister360
Posts: 1063 - Karma: 10
I've always had a rather extensive vocabulary not to mention a phenominal grasp of grammar and a superlative command of syntax. I simply chose not to employ them.
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My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

I'm a one girl revolution.

You can't rape the willing.
May 5 2003 12:16AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
right.......so i says to mabel



'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
May 5 2003 12:18AM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
grades are the gayest shit of the gay shit schools do, they dont mean shit, these girls in my math class were talkin behind me one day and theyre all sayin 'like oh my god, last quarter i almost got an a-, i was like so scared' i should have punched them in the face, but im a gentlemen, so i wrote a rumor about them in the bathroom, in permanent ink i might add
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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis
May 5 2003 12:21AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
oh no an a-?? shit thats bad,their parents will ground them for a month without tea and crumpets a nice warm baked carrot muffin in the morning,and acceptance to harvard either



'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
May 5 2003 12:24AM
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roxysister360
Posts: 1063 - Karma: 10
omg...i hate people who r all petty about their grades. they could be #5 in the class and they freak when they drop to like #7. or now people r all gung-ho about being in teh top 10 percent which means they'd be sitting on teh stage at graduation instead of on the floor w/ the rest of us mediocre students.
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My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

I'm a one girl revolution.

You can't rape the willing.
May 5 2003 12:27AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i didnt care where i was,i could of been at the bottom for all i cared,i just wanted my dipolma and get the hell out of highschool



'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
May 5 2003 12:29AM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
yup, as soon as university is done, i will have 1 year devoted to having fun at some1 elses expense.



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
May 5 2003 12:51AM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
Ya, as long as I get the credits for the class I'm taking I'm happy. But I get payed for my grades so I try and keep them kinda high. But seriously, grades have nothing to do with how smart you are. It's mainly how much effort you put into your work.

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
May 5 2003 1:53AM
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sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26
payed for your grades? by who? parents? would they pay a nice looking studious young collegiate lad for his grades too?


founding member of the NS Real Ultimate Ninja Crew!!
May 5 2003 2:24AM
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lagwagon
Posts: 2074 - Karma: 15
HOMOSEXUALITY RULES!
The biblet:
Hohef, Jebub and the 12 commandments.
May 5 2003 5:06AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
yeah so where are you from, because I dont go to KO, and i used to live in Bloomfield
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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!
May 5 2003 10:12AM
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SwitchBitch
Posts: 396 - Karma: 10
Heheheh I had the worst fuckin grades ever in high school...I think I had a 2.8 or something as my final cummulative. That was after I finally started doing homework the last few years when I realized I wouldnt be able to go to school anywhere but a PA state school (nothing wrong with that except the PA part).

Now I have a 3.8 at CU, doing my pre-med shit, and I ski and drink like a fool. It dosn't really make sense to me....
May 5 2003 12:16PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
yea, I get like $50 per A and $25 per B...it's helpful.

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
May 5 2003 6:13PM
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SVHucker
Posts: 2354 - Karma: 12
wow that's a nice deal
May 5 2003 6:38PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
i dont get shit for my good grades, stupid parents
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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!
May 5 2003 7:12PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
Cap and I owned SunDowon...He dosent have the balls to come around here anymore...
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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas
May 5 2003 7:14PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
I take some of the hardest courses known to man. All grade 12 adv classes are university courses, and i'm only in grade 11. I got Bio 12 adv, Phys 11 adv, Chem 12 adv, Math 12 adv, Eng. 11 adv, Canadian History 11, and Latin 11 enriched. And if i dont get an above 80 avg, then no skiing for me, which is illegal on so many levels. Thats my deal.



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
May 5 2003 7:17PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
canadian history, what a joke
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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!
May 5 2003 7:21PM
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WIfreeskier
Posts: 8125 - Karma: 65
it's pretty sweet, i don't even try and for some reason i maintain a 3.9 . i constantly smoke, and i never really study, i hope i can keep this shit up.
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HIGH NORTH SESSION 2!
May 5 2003 8:57PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
As a freshman, I don't get much choice on how hard or easy your classes are except for math and science. but I'm taking harder classes next year...

This year- Adv Geometry, Biology, Wind Ensemble (advanced band), Lit & comp 9, global studies 9, Health/PE, Spanish 1

Next Year- Adv Algebra2/trig, Chemistry, Physics, NW Ecology, Adv english 10, Psychology, Spanish 2

Supposedly I'm smart, but one of my friends who's also a freshman is in IB Calc. which is crazy cause that's the highest class that they offer at my school.

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
May 5 2003 9:01PM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
this thread is gay and if you're so smart prove me wrong!



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'Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people. ' - How funny is that c/o the NS weird and wonderful fact finder
May 5 2003 9:08PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
it was gay, Cap and cj beat the 'genious'

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
May 5 2003 9:09PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
im sure skisundownjibber did score well on his tests.....


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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
May 5 2003 9:16PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
May 5 2003 9:18PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
son of a bitch my angelfire account was deleted again
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
May 5 2003 9:19PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52


-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
May 5 2003 9:19PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
is that what you were trying to post?

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
May 5 2003 9:20PM
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sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26
maybe his std test, cause there is now way for a bookworm pms-ing smarmy know it all like him to have the chance to get one. you arent cool til you buy penicillin by the bucketful for your 'private problems'


founding member of the NS Real Ultimate Ninja Crew!!
May 5 2003 9:20PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
this is funny, because you guys, being our intellectualy superiors (pat) shut him down, another victory for NS

Dee-ahs
May 5 2003 9:29PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
I also did.
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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas
May 5 2003 9:31PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
yaaa...hehehe we win

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
May 5 2003 9:32PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
sorry cj, you did too....and the chik put in a word

Dee-ahs
May 5 2003 9:34PM
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SkiSundownJibber
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 19
*Sigh... I continued this with cj afterwards. I find it really amusing that you guys consider yourselves on an equal plane with me. I'll be posting a couple messages in a moment.
May 5 2003 9:35PM
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SkiSundownJibber
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 19
ahh here it is. In general, cj, real men don't fight after they've waved the white flag. No, this is not a fake message.

'Message to: SkiSundownJibber
Message from: cj
Date Sent: 2003-05-05 19:59:04
Ok, I admint defeat. You are now happy. Have a nice life.'
May 5 2003 9:37PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
*'least he dont message me no mo.

*This was written in a context for people such as our challenged friend, SkiSunDownsyndrom.
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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas
May 5 2003 9:45PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
someone delete the thread....hes only tring to get a rise out of everyone and he succeeded..no one cares anymore
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
May 5 2003 9:46PM
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ESB
Posts: 9273 - Karma: 10,647
This was one of the funniest threads I've had the chance to read in a long time... I commend you all for your hilarity. Overall, I think the only thing funnier than SkiSundownJibber was all the rest of you trying to prove your own intelligence... most of you failing miserably.

By the way, I'm smarter than you all. And feel no need to back that statement up. ;)

KAMIKAZE: MAKING NS MORE CORRUPT ONE THREAD AT A TIME
*NSFD Station Chief*
May 5 2003 10:21PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
hehehe, then get rid of this thread

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
May 5 2003 10:28PM
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ESB
Posts: 9273 - Karma: 10,647
I like it just where it is. :)


KAMIKAZE: MAKING NS MORE CORRUPT ONE THREAD AT A TIME
*NSFD Station Chief*
May 5 2003 10:38PM
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SkiSundownJibber
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 19
I'll take the liberty of occupying the 200th post on my own thread.

that's right, kiddies... 200 posts.
May 5 2003 10:51PM
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