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Things girls are better than guys at:

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Itsbackfliptime
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Giving Birth



Thats all I can think of.

You can't say sex stuff either because you know gay dudes have that shit on lockdown.
Oct 9 2006 11:46PM
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jack_weisman
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 169
black girls are good at yelling, which is also mad fucking annoying
Oct 10 2006 7:25PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
who the hell are you...do NOT make me change my password, I swear to god I'm this close to adding a space or a capitalization to the 's'
Oct 10 2006 7:27PM
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triebby
Posts: 8670 - Karma: 2,189
as long as there are queers in the world, males in general will beat the ladies at everything. but real men will not. and real men dont want to be better than the ladies at everything because real men are straight and dont like to talk about their feelings.
Oct 10 2006 7:28PM
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philipc
Posts: 6651 - Karma: 1,286
obviously nothing having to do with sports























































girl sports are a joke

Oct 10 2006 7:36PM
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twistedxfaith
Posts: 915 - Karma: 20
well u no we try=)
Oct 10 2006 8:10PM
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AOTEAROA
Posts: 2216 - Karma: 15
feminism is for everybody. the XY chromosome is fading out. thankfully. males have fucked this world up bigtime. females have waaaay more common sense. besides they are the most beautiful "things" ever. sooo sick. chicks arses and tits.fuck.
Oct 10 2006 8:31PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
Yeah, we really have fucked everything up... we should turn the world's governments over to women. You know why? Because no woman leader has ever gotten her country into a war.



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Oct 10 2006 8:35PM
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AOTEAROA
Posts: 2216 - Karma: 15
margaret thatcher.
Oct 10 2006 8:38PM
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mind_Riot39
Posts: 583 - Karma: 73
HAHAHA wow toooooo damn true! especially in movie theatres!
Oct 10 2006 8:40PM
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madfree
Posts: 94 - Karma: 10

Cleaning

Oct 10 2006 8:53PM
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marsland
Posts: 3150 - Karma: 421
my handwriting kicks ass, im so good at it

and to add to the list, driving





oh wait
Oct 10 2006 8:53PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
Right... shit, my bad. Except Margaret Thatcher.


... And Indira Ghandi.


... And Elizabeth I... and... okay, pretty much every woman who's ever run a country actually. Oops!
Oct 10 2006 8:54PM
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AOTEAROA
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helen clark, jenny shipley. haven't
Oct 10 2006 9:03PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
I said countries, not colonies for sheep shaggers. Those two probably only got into office in the first place because all the men in NZ are too busy with woolier pursuits.
Oct 10 2006 9:07PM
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720laxskier
Posts: 2428 - Karma: 5
you took mine. that was the first thing i thought about
Oct 10 2006 9:19PM
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triax
Posts: 70 - Karma: 10
lying
Oct 10 2006 9:30PM
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B-Hops
Posts: 161 - Karma: 10
you can't really measure how empathetic people are or how well they can tell how other people are lying to them...that's too subjective so that doesn't count at all, and there are some pretty flexible male gymnasts...watch the olympics
Oct 11 2006 12:14AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
I'm just pleased that nobody has suggested anything actually important. Its all stuff like "Girls are better at lying" or "Girls have better handwriting". I was expecting someone to say girls were smarter than guys which is just rediculous.
Oct 11 2006 12:16AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
and yes I meant rEdiculous. Accentuating the E.
Oct 11 2006 12:22AM
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SkiMN
Posts: 4005 - Karma: 38
Wearing tight clothes  

Dance, as in danceline or anyhting like that
Oct 11 2006 12:25AM
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EH_DUBS
Posts: 3080 - Karma: 969
ladies can cook yummy treats:) like muffins!
Oct 11 2006 12:26AM
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*snowman*
Posts: 217 - Karma: 10
thats fo sho
Oct 11 2006 4:44AM
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nickmcnutt
Posts: 4396 - Karma: 2,965
hair removal
scratching one's self from the inside
cooking
cleaning
getting people to change your tire for you
shopping
hair maintanence
general cleanliness
wearing bras
filling out dresses
dancing (unless you count breakdancing guys own that shit)
printing/handwriting
decorating
looking hot
crashing their cars (not on purpose)
playing with barbies

thats all i can think of right now.
Oct 11 2006 5:27AM
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theoz
Posts: 2379 - Karma: 128
Why do girls have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the sink.
Girls are better at lots of shit, Netball, looking sexy, bjs (acording to that backflip guy gay guys are better but ill have to take his word on that one) Walking in heels, looking hot in a dress.Reasoning, better Peacemakers.Way better at bitching. I wanna see a black women lesbian President in America. That would piss soo many people of haha. Girls are better at lots of things show some respect.
Oct 11 2006 5:34AM
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1990
Posts: 1787 - Karma: 54
crocheting
Oct 11 2006 5:57AM
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cracko
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what a great post.
Oct 11 2006 12:44PM
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Mod
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Staying home and cooking/cleaning and then giving their husbands back massages when he gets home from his job that pays him enough to support her sorry ass...


jk.
Oct 11 2006 12:49PM
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RastaSkier9
Posts: 1563 - Karma: 15
Women are way better at getting out of things/gettting exactly what they want!  All they have to do is give one of those looks and you know you cant say no to a face like that. 
Oct 11 2006 1:19PM
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Salomon_Girl
Posts: 411 - Karma: 49
quoting itsbackfliptime: even though I've heard that on the news and stuff I feel like I can multitask as efficiently as any other person man or woman. I know plenty of girls that can't chew gum and talk. I know guys like that too.

If you are basing this argument on things you specifically are better or worse at then females as opposed to "males as a whole" then I have a few things I "feel" I can do just as good and better then a man.

1) I am a female fire fighter with expertise in high angle rescue. I was hired (along with 74 others) out of around 4000 applicants, I was better or they wouldn't have hired me.
2) I can out climb and out ride (DH biking) 99% of males that have been doing either for the same amount of time as I have. Proven by many competitions in both sports
3) I have horrible spelling and my handwriting is next to illegible
4) I can put Jenna to shame with my tongue. And any guy out there because I like giving
5) My boyfriend does all the laundry and dishes because I shrink clothes and do the cooking
6) I’m a kick boxer and I played Rugby for 5 years (2 with team Alberta) and I could take you down. Fast. Period.
7) I can’t dance because I’m not gracefull but I rock a dirt bike like you couldn’t imagine.
8) I don’t know any guy that could pull off a nurse costume as well as I did last Halloween.

There is so much more but I think you get my point. Stereotypes of each gender say that predominantly men are the “superior gender” all I can say is that there is A LOT of blending and many exceptions to your rule… go ahead, your turn.

Oct 11 2006 1:32PM
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Mod
Posts: 3179 - Karma: 11
Proove it.
Oct 11 2006 1:35PM
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supersteez420
Posts: 496 - Karma: 10
you say you have a boyfriend but you sound like a major dike even with a "BOYFRIEND" (wink wink) i guess you still could be
Oct 11 2006 1:55PM
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flippintricker
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 9
i didnt think there would be enough stuff for 131 posts, thats for shure.

and to J.D., woomen dont even have to be in power to start wars, look at helen of troy
Oct 11 2006 2:35PM
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Von
Posts: 4869 - Karma: 21

That doesnt prove anything about girls being better then guys, it just proves that you are a very manly girl, i feel bad for your boyfriend when he finds out that you're a lesbian.

Oct 11 2006 2:54PM
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Von
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ohh and to all the kids saying that women are better at cooking, that is definatly untrue go to any fancy restruant and i would bet 80-90% of the cooks are men.
Oct 11 2006 2:55PM
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Salomon_Girl
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^ at the age of 18 I replaced the head chef at the five star Hy's Steak Loft in Edmonton, I had already had 3 years of cooking at places like Joeys Bar and Grill and Ric's Grill ... And I had received multiple letters of appreciation for ensuring excellence at dinner parties (from people like Laraque and Stephen Mandel)
Oct 11 2006 3:09PM
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Mod
Posts: 3179 - Karma: 11
Well you're part of the 10-20% then.
Oct 11 2006 3:12PM
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Salomon_Girl
Posts: 411 - Karma: 49
^ thats all I wanted to hear, thanks.
Oct 11 2006 3:20PM
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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451
^ you're officially my hero - that was soooo smooooooooth of you - keep on keepin on
Oct 11 2006 3:57PM
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cottonwoodarmada1651
Posts: 1734 - Karma: 40
they're way good at hurting people who care about them and never giving a shit.



i can only speak from experience though. i just know personally i couldn't pull it off.
Oct 11 2006 4:04PM
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Download-My-Apps
Posts: 5069 - Karma: 1,017
girls are better at producing milk.

and much better dancers then men.
Oct 11 2006 4:05PM
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spere
Posts: 6105 - Karma: 248
giving bjs
Oct 11 2006 4:06PM
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spere
Posts: 6105 - Karma: 248
thats wierd, it makes it sound like i got a bj from a guy... fuck
Oct 11 2006 4:06PM
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MLB
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 298
girls are better at having nicer butts then we do
Oct 11 2006 4:18PM
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Tw33k3d
Posts: 158 - Karma: 27
getting hammered in the pussy ;]
Oct 11 2006 4:23PM
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fourdskate
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georgia o'keefe.
Oct 11 2006 4:51PM
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fourdskate
Posts: 1119 - Karma: 10
sounds like you've got more testosterone than chuck norris
Oct 11 2006 4:54PM
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IndyJones
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Wow, first off why are you going all offended about this thread.

Okay, now you list 'famous female artist' but I've never heard of any of them. Seriously, if you asked anyone in the world to name 5 famous artist the good majority of people will say atleast 3-4 guys maybe all 5.

Also, this whole softball pitching thing is stupid. Okay, she's better at a softball pitch, but if you put her up against a MLB player he would own her.
Oct 11 2006 4:57PM
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JaphyRyder
Posts: 1766 - Karma: 113
cooking cleaning givin head
Oct 11 2006 5:00PM
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spere
Posts: 6105 - Karma: 248
haha, you havent heard of frida kahlo? you are one sheltered boy. or you are twelve probably the latter because thats how ns goes these days
Oct 11 2006 5:01PM
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t-rent
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 63
sex
Oct 11 2006 5:09PM
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