TGP Vol. 7 | NS Originals S2E03 | Andreas Hatveit, Benedik Oye & Crew

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Racings for fat kids

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LifeJacket
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Ever noticed that all the good racers when your a kid are fat?
Jan 17 2002 5:46PM
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fakiedropdude
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the law of physics. the older they get the more skill it takes and sheer movingenergy won´t win you enough anymore!



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Jan 17 2002 6:05PM
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Dspin900
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HAHAHA--my friend just went to like a racing boarding school..but they still haev cool stuff for boarders...but anyway he's kinda fat and he's never raced in his life and they made him compete in a pretty big race at Sunday River I think and he had no idea what he was doing and he got 3rd...I think ure right
Jan 17 2002 6:49PM
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dez22
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one of rex tomases quotes was 'skiings for little fat kids'


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'unfortunetly the other badlands pipe isnt open yet. it's in the shape of a pipe but with grass and rocks on it. we call it the ghetto pipe'

'I had a meeting with your mom, you know what I'm saying?' my french teacher to a student
Jan 17 2002 6:58PM
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1260skier
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fat people are harder to kidnap. my freind has a sticker that say that on his drum set its hilarious.
Jan 17 2002 7:47PM
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WAskier720
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they are harder to kidnap but they also cant get away from u very quick
Jan 17 2002 7:53PM
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bigL
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physics man the heavier the more momemtum
Jan 17 2002 9:21PM
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Reed.
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but most fat kids get rejected from jibbing, and then turn to racing, which they suck at also


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LD CREW
Jan 17 2002 9:38PM
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ten80
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I'm glad you are mostly wrong. Fat kids in tight spandex.... ugh... not pretty.
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Jan 17 2002 10:07PM
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Newschooler99
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aint notin......im not fat but i aint thin...i got some flab and a pretty fat ass....
a week ago i borrowed a downhill suit from a bud for a race at blue.....
it was a fuckin spandex cow suit ...it was not the prettiest thing in sight but everyone got a laugh and I snack into their park in the middle of the race and went and fucked around there....
it was probably the first time i heard a clap from the boarders when completing a rail or hittin the pipe....funny funny shit man
Jan 17 2002 10:21PM
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powder-pig
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ther r no fatt racers. wat r u smokn/ u cant be fatt to fit in spandex.
SPKA- stevens pass kicks ass
Jan 17 2002 11:46PM
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COOK
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I'm fat. suck on my nipples

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Thomas Cook
Jan 18 2002 12:01AM
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ESB
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hahaha newschooler99 you hit the park in a spandex suit?

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Jan 18 2002 12:53PM
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AppSkier
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powder-pig. spandex stretches.


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Jan 18 2002 4:13PM
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dez22
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hehe... i have this issue of powder where its a fat guy in spandex


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'unfortunetly the other badlands pipe isnt open yet. it's in the shape of a pipe but with grass and rocks on it. we call it the ghetto pipe'

'I had a meeting with your mom, you know what I'm saying?' my french teacher to a student
Jan 18 2002 4:32PM
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HINT163
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yah so what? I race, I skip out of practices and i go jibbing. I am also quite fat. But when you race you build awesome ski technique so you are a better overall skier. But you do suck at jibbing because your life is dominated by racing. - Peace out brah - Matt
Jan 18 2002 5:09PM
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Chadatbreck
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yah, i think racing makes you a better skier but i hate thyre style, so up tight and not relaxed
Jan 18 2002 8:48PM
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COOK
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I have a race in a couple weeks for my school ski team!
me and a friend are going to race backwards!

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Thomas Cook
Jan 18 2002 9:46PM
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Huckindan
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FAT CHICKS NEES LOVE TOO
Jan 19 2002 8:09PM
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dez22
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haha... lets all give tim a hug!

hehe.... jk tim


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'unfortunetly the other badlands pipe isnt open yet. it's in the shape of a pipe but with grass and rocks on it. we call it the ghetto pipe'

'I had a meeting with your mom, you know what I'm saying?' my french teacher to a student
Jan 19 2002 8:14PM
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Reed.
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for our hills skiercross, i was gonna get my freinds spandex suit and ride my lines in the race, now thatd be tight


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LD CREW
Jan 19 2002 9:29PM
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ctown
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SKIING IS FOR FAT RICH KIDS
Jan 20 2002 10:13PM
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Freestyla_01
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skiing is for drunk frenchies.
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Jan 20 2002 11:41PM
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COOK
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I dont like spoiled rich racer kids. they make me mad.

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Jan 20 2002 11:56PM
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