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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
ill start,but dont post another one till its answered for petes sakes!

A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?


'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
May 1 2003 7:54PM
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mattwalker
Posts: 5063 - Karma: 2,478
okay now we have two riddle threads...



www.spyder.com

'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'Micheal Jackson was born a black man and will die a white woman'

'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a ghtbulb?..............10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'
May 1 2003 7:55PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
giddy up.

she took his picture right?
-Mike

Dude I was fine before you tried to turn me into a cake - me after ralphing after being antiqued
May 1 2003 7:55PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
mike is right


'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
May 1 2003 7:56PM
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B-Wald
Posts: 8113 - Karma: 96
now three..


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May 1 2003 7:56PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
bastard, i started one already, check the god damnit forum before posting one!


Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor
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May 1 2003 7:56PM
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mattwalker
Posts: 5063 - Karma: 2,478
A time when they’re green, a time when they’re brown,
But both of these times, cause me to frown.
But just in between, for a very short while,
They’re perfect and yellow, and cause me to smile!
What am I talking about here?


www.spyder.com

'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'Micheal Jackson was born a black man and will die a white woman'

'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a ghtbulb?..............10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'
May 1 2003 7:56PM
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canadianhotchik
Posts: 362 - Karma: 10
a banana! How about this: Soft as a petal that falls from a tree but the more I dry, the wetter I will be. What am I?
May 1 2003 7:58PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
someone take the other 2 off and leave this one


'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
May 1 2003 7:58PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
no stef.. mine was first damnit


Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
The Secretary Of Defense for the Execution Committee of the Secret NS.com Council
The Official Fat Kid of NS.com With The Matt Harvey Seal Of Approval
800Club Member.
°°°Viva La Donate°°°
°°°Viva La Resistance°°°
May 1 2003 8:00PM
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mattwalker
Posts: 5063 - Karma: 2,478
yea...leave this one it is better


www.spyder.com

'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'Micheal Jackson was born a black man and will die a white woman'

'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a ghtbulb?..............10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'
May 1 2003 8:00PM
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mattwalker
Posts: 5063 - Karma: 2,478
What row of numbers comes next?
This is a tough one!
1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
13112221


www.spyder.com

'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'Micheal Jackson was born a black man and will die a white woman'

'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a ghtbulb?..............10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'
May 1 2003 8:04PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
1113213211


'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
May 1 2003 8:08PM
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mattwalker
Posts: 5063 - Karma: 2,478
^ right...

now for a new one...

A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys.
How can this be possible?


www.spyder.com

'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'Micheal Jackson was born a black man and will die a white woman'

'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a ghtbulb?..............10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'
May 1 2003 8:08PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
all of them are boys!


'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
May 1 2003 8:08PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
7
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
May 1 2003 8:08PM
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mattwalker
Posts: 5063 - Karma: 2,478
Lateralis is good!!!


www.spyder.com

'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'Micheal Jackson was born a black man and will die a white woman'

'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a ghtbulb?..............10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'
May 1 2003 8:09PM
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jksl
Posts: 12726 - Karma: 737
i'm an idiot, i don't get the children one

=J. KIESEL=
May 1 2003 8:10PM
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mattwalker
Posts: 5063 - Karma: 2,478
okay a new one...

It is in a rock but not in a stone, it is in marrow but not in a bone. It is in a bolster but not in a bed, it is not living, nor is it dead. What is it?


www.spyder.com

'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'Micheal Jackson was born a black man and will die a white woman'

'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a ghtbulb?..............10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'
May 1 2003 8:11PM
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Oprah
Posts: 123 - Karma: 10
I know it...but i dont wanna say it...msg me if you wanna know the answer
May 1 2003 8:12PM
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jksl
Posts: 12726 - Karma: 737
R

=J. KIESEL=
May 1 2003 8:12PM
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Oprah
Posts: 123 - Karma: 10
^ yep
May 1 2003 8:13PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
yes, its the Letter 'R'


Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
The Secretary Of Defense for the Execution Committee of the Secret NS.com Council
The Official Fat Kid of NS.com With The Matt Harvey Seal Of Approval
800Club Member.
°°°Viva La Donate°°°
°°°Viva La Resistance°°°
May 1 2003 8:13PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
Mom, Dad, and 2 kids have come to a river, and they find a boat. It is small and can only carry one adult or 2 kids at a time. Both kids are good rowers, but how can the whole family reach the other side of the river?


'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
May 1 2003 8:14PM
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mattwalker
Posts: 5063 - Karma: 2,478
one brother rows the other brother across, then comes back for the mom, then comes back for the dad.


www.spyder.com

'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'Micheal Jackson was born a black man and will die a white woman'

'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a ghtbulb?..............10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'
May 1 2003 8:16PM
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mattwalker
Posts: 5063 - Karma: 2,478
It is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the begining of the end, and the end of every space?

What is it?


www.spyder.com

'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'Micheal Jackson was born a black man and will die a white woman'

'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a ghtbulb?..............10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'
May 1 2003 8:16PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
Pres. Bush's skull?


Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
The Secretary Of Defense for the Execution Committee of the Secret NS.com Council
The Official Fat Kid of NS.com With The Matt Harvey Seal Of Approval
800Club Member.
°°°Viva La Donate°°°
°°°Viva La Resistance°°°
May 1 2003 8:18PM
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jksl
Posts: 12726 - Karma: 737
a cardboard box?

=J. KIESEL=
May 1 2003 8:18PM
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mattwalker
Posts: 5063 - Karma: 2,478
no...no...


www.spyder.com

'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'Micheal Jackson was born a black man and will die a white woman'

'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a ghtbulb?..............10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'
May 1 2003 8:21PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
micheal jacksons bedroom?


Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
The Secretary Of Defense for the Execution Committee of the Secret NS.com Council
The Official Fat Kid of NS.com With The Matt Harvey Seal Of Approval
800Club Member.
°°°Viva La Donate°°°
°°°Viva La Resistance°°°
May 1 2003 8:22PM
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mattwalker
Posts: 5063 - Karma: 2,478
no...here is another riddle while you work on the other one...

What goes around the world and stays in a corner?


www.spyder.com

'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'Micheal Jackson was born a black man and will die a white woman'

'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a ghtbulb?..............10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'
May 1 2003 8:28PM
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jksl
Posts: 12726 - Karma: 737
a stamp

=J. KIESEL=
May 1 2003 8:33PM
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linemaverick540
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aa period?
trust me, the '' things aren't actually there

May 1 2003 8:50PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
the letter'e' rookie biotch..

heres mine: in the valley of the green glass door,theres doors but no knobs...glass but no windows..green but no blue....yellow but no orange,floors but no cielings,stools but no chairs...whats going on


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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
May 1 2003 9:12PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
'Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.'

-Pat
WBP|films
May 1 2003 10:34PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
if you've heard this beofre... please don't aswer it.. it's more fun for the virgins to get pissed off about it.

-Pat
WBP|films
May 1 2003 10:35PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
Damn these i have no patience

CoC session E
May 1 2003 10:39PM
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theBOSS.
Posts: 4705 - Karma: 496
Ahh I have a headache now, thanks
May 1 2003 10:41PM
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Line1260x
Posts: 518 - Karma: 10
is gry a word
May 1 2003 11:27PM
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rsd
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^is right
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'who wants to put the screws in?'
'i do!'
'no i do, my dad is a mechanic so i bet i am a lot better at stripping and screwing then you are!!!'

'ahhh, my ski just won't turn!'
'hmm..... have you tried turning it?'
May 1 2003 11:32PM
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rsd
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^^, actually, is right yet wrong. there are three words in 'THE(1) ENGLISH(2) LANGUAGE(3)' language is the 3rd word. but there is a word called gry
gry: a measure equal to one tenth of a line
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'who wants to put the screws in?'
'i do!'
'no i do, my dad is a mechanic so i bet i am a lot better at stripping and screwing then you are!!!'

'ahhh, my ski just won't turn!'
'hmm..... have you tried turning it?'
May 1 2003 11:53PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
language would be the correct one.

-Pat
WBP|films
May 2 2003 6:51AM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
I didn't ask for the third word that ends in GRY, I asked for the thrid word in the english language.

-Pat
WBP|films
May 2 2003 6:52AM
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Line1260x
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tricky
May 2 2003 8:37PM
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theBOSS.
Posts: 4705 - Karma: 496
Whats the one with the valley of the green glass door?
May 2 2003 8:56PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
The person who makes it doesn't want it...the person who buys it won't use it...the person who uses it doesn't know


You don't know shit about fuck, my man-Robin Williams
See all y'all at Session 3 of High North
May 2 2003 8:56PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
no ones gotten mine yet....(valley of the green glass door)
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
May 2 2003 8:58PM
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K_2
Posts: 1446 - Karma: 11
I want to know the answer to the first one.
Duffman: That's a mug you don't want to chug! Ohhhh nooooo! (pelvic thrust while dancing)
May 2 2003 9:09PM
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nkmo.
Posts: 3994 - Karma: 285
Bigskia's is a coffin.


Proud member of the NS Ogre Team.
Member of NS t.A.T.u. fanclub!
May 2 2003 9:15PM
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J-Ho
Posts: 360 - Karma: 10
or a type of suicide pill that you don't know what's happeneing to you
dodgeball and nuts = a few guys on the floor crying and many laughing

skiing or sex... good question????
May 2 2003 9:20PM
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mattwalker
Posts: 5063 - Karma: 2,478
I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?


www.spyder.com

'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'Micheal Jackson was born a black man and will die a white woman'

'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a ghtbulb?..............10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'
May 2 2003 11:46PM
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