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FRIGGEN HILARIOUS JOKE!!

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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
whats the differnce between a priest and acne??

well, acne is a inflammatory disease that often occurs on the faces of teenagers. A priest is a person having the authority to perform and administer religious rites.
Apr 28 2003 6:25PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
Acne wait till your a teenager befopre it comes(cums) on your fave (hope i was 1dst to answer)
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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Apr 28 2003 6:26PM
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MadTrixter
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um....is't it 'acme doesn't come on your face till your 13'?


*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'Oh shit, Corey Brown's getting his license'
'That's right, watch out Connellsville, Downtown Corey Brown's out on the road.....give me all your drugs!!'
Apr 28 2003 6:26PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
u fail!
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Alex

::Viva la Resistance!::
Apr 28 2003 6:26PM
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caylorswift
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hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor
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Member of the Execution Committee of the Secret NS.com Council
The Official Fat Kid of NS.com With The Matt Harvey Seal Of Approval
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°°°Viva La Donate°°°
Apr 28 2003 6:26PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
fave=face and such
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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Apr 28 2003 6:27PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
i already wrote the punchline. you guys are horrible.
Apr 28 2003 6:27PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
i was just correcting you


*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'Oh shit, Corey Brown's getting his license'
'That's right, watch out Connellsville, Downtown Corey Brown's out on the road.....give me all your drugs!!'
Apr 28 2003 6:28PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
i was just being A Lamas ass
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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Apr 28 2003 6:29PM
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QuazBotch
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HAHAAHAHA good stuff
Apr 28 2003 6:36PM
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five0
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whats the difference between acne and micheal jackson.....micheal jackson rapes little boys!!!!!!
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
Apr 28 2003 6:45PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
haha

jigga say wha???
Apr 28 2003 6:47PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
what's black and white and down little boys pants????

Michael Jacksons hand

-Pat
WBP|films
Apr 28 2003 7:17PM
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Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,635
that one was retarded it was tooken off on mine in the joke forum


CJ SUX PENIS

MUG recognize
Apr 28 2003 7:21PM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
ya that was a stupid joke
Seize the carp
Apr 28 2003 8:14PM
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mariberries
Posts: 800 - Karma: 10
that def was NOT the greatest joke ever. sorry
marian
Apr 28 2003 8:56PM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
ok here is one.


After adam and eve had sex for the first time god aske adam what he thought of sex. 'great - probabaly the best thing since the apple' was his reply.

'now where is eve? as i also desire to know what she tought of sex' - said god

'oh shes having a shower in the river' - said adam

'oh shit-no!!' said god, 'now i'm not going to be able to get that smell out of the fish!!!'
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'Life is a Garden - Dig It!'

'i want ur sister man and thanx for telling me wat a 1440 is cuz i am a stupid grade 8 like some people....austrailia isn't a country u guys don't even talk words' - A totally un-provoked attack by NewO shows his high intellect
Apr 28 2003 11:23PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
why did michael jackson go to kmart? he heard boys pants were half off
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Living people have a strong interest of promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred, you dont see abbot and costello runnin around talkin about this shit do ya? we're not hearin a whole lot from mussilini on the subject, Whats the latest from JFK??? NOT A GODDAMN THING, cuz JFK mussilini, and abbot and costello are fuckin dead.....they're fuckin dead! and dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life, only living people care about it, so the whole thing developes out of a bias point of view. -George Carlin
Apr 29 2003 12:32AM
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Whistlermann
Posts: 4048 - Karma: 12
What the simlarity between Michael Jackson and McDondalds...

They both put 40 year old meat in 10 year old buns
^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^
Apr 29 2003 1:31AM
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teneighty_skier22
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you fucked that joke up bad dude...

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Dave Likes Kittens.

*Viva La Vagina*
Apr 29 2003 11:27AM
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