One of the great joys of my life is making other people uncomfortable, and usually my friend Ryan collaborates with me and shares in the spoils, but not this time. He did something to make me angry one day, so i enlisted the help of his little sister and schemed up the perfect plan to make ry sweat bullets. He is very very protective about his sister who is a few years younger then us, and the mention of her in a 'lewd' way is enough to set him off screaming. To get him back for his trangression, i laid the trap, flirting with Lauren (his sister) at every given chance, and she acted like she was really into me. I know it bugged him because one night after one of our flirt-fests, he told Lauren that she was by no means ever to date, kiss, touch, or do anything with me. EVER. Afrer a few weeks of baiting the trap, we sprung into action. I had lauren persuade ryan to drop her off for a sleepover at a friend's house just down the road from mine. When he got back home, i called him and made plans with him to go skiing early in the morning the next day, telling him to pick me up, and just to walk in if i didnt answer the door. The next morning, when he walked into my room, he was suprised by his little sister lying in my bed wearing one of my t-shirts, apparently sound asleep. She had woken up early and come over about 15 min. before ryan was scheduled to pick me up. i was waiting in the bathroom, and as soon as i heard him yelling at her, i came into my room and faked a look of anger/suprise/fear. he asked me what the hell was going on, and i told him that it was lauren's fault this happened because she was supposed to leave before he came over, and that encited him more. He took her home and didnt speak to me for about three days. On the third day, I called as Dr. Robotussin looking for Lauren when i knew ryan was the only one home. When he answered and asked to take a message, i told him to let lauren know that she had tested positive for Crabs, and that there would be a perscription waiting for her at the local drugstore that day for pick up. I could hear him fighting back the anger, and as soon as we hung up, I got a call from him, demanding to see me right away, so i told him to come over. When ryan got there, Lauren and I were waiting in my living room, and after he cussed me up and down for giving his little sister crabs and her for being such a slut, we broke the truth to him. Needless to say, we had him good, and the look on his face was something i will never forget.
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