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skiermw
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the other day my friend's little borther shit into a bag(i have no idea why) and we saw him and stopped him and asked what was in the bag and he said poop haha, sooo (we were a bit high) we gave him a lighter and told him to light it on someones porch, i know it was assholeish, my bad, so he lights it and rings the door bell and runs and we were hiding behind a bush. so the guy opens the door and hes like OH SHIT! and he gets water and puts it out, after it was thuroughly burned though, so then he starts to smell it and hes says to someone inside i "i think its poop" and then my friend said haha he called the shit poop ,it was straight out of billy madison and it was soooooo funny
Sep 21 2006 11:03PM
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Ifeinforsnow
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brilliiant
Sep 21 2006 11:09PM
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andres3000
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i worship you
Sep 22 2006 12:37AM
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Ghst
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UNI-motherfuckin-CORN!

good story, I smiled
Sep 22 2006 12:39AM
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ski_cartel
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wow, i cant believe you did that. Its like its never been done befor
Sep 22 2006 12:40AM
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Mt_P0wDerJuNkIe
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haha sounds like a great time
Sep 22 2006 12:42AM
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WONTON
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what if u burned his house down?....
Sep 22 2006 12:42AM
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Sashac
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they were watching from behind a bush.. i don't think the fire would get that out of control before they could simmer it
Sep 22 2006 12:52AM
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StevenSegal
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that would take so long,
they would never be able to laugh that long
i don't get your point?
Sep 22 2006 1:25PM
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Schadt1313
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haha when was this. Was it at Admams
Sep 25 2006 8:38PM
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-benedetto
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my sister once had her boyfriend over but they broke up that day. i was like in 7th grade but i remember him leaving the cannister of cookies on the table so i opened them. turns out he left the miraglia house hold a present.

burnt shit in a cookie thing


smell was harsh

Sep 25 2006 8:41PM
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chapz
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i did the exact same thing once, but i didnt light it. it was sooo funny tho
Sep 25 2006 8:44PM
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DDrem.
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hahahaha. i did that to my neighbor once, but it didnt turn out as perfect and billy madison like as yours did
Sep 25 2006 8:50PM
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kabozo101
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thats sweet man
Sep 25 2006 8:51PM
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AhrenStein
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thats awesome and so is billy madison
Sep 25 2006 9:04PM
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