Funny story i think

Hookay all the posts and videos have all sucked so im going to tell you a story of my brothers friend that i heard and am trying to sum it up as accurate as i can. I hope you think its funny cause when he told me about it i laughed my ass off.

This dude John is a way fly mofucker, hes 21 and lives with 2 roommates. So John is talking to some bitch and wants something to eat, he wanders into the kitchen. Only beer in the fridge. He looks in the freezer. Some melted wierd hershy bar, it tastes like shit but, Nah fuck it he eats it. And off he goes to his car. Half way between school and his house he starts to feel like shit. Everything starts feeling funny and numb. He was hungover anyway so he bailed on going to school and went to his moms house to find something to eat. While on his way over there everything starts moving and shaking. He has no idea whats going on he just knows he on some kind of acid or shroom (of course we know it was the hershy bar but he dosn't SO HES FLIPPING OUT!!!). He dosn't want to go to his moms house tripping balls so he just starts driving around on a trip. What he dosn't know is hes on 2-5 grams of shrooms. He makes a few laps around town, flipping out the whole time cause he thinks hes on a natural high. He ends up going to his moms house anyway. He tells his mom cause he thinks he going crazy. Shes all mom on him and tells him to just sleep it off. He goes home and passes out.

Next day he is back to normal but starving. So he goes into the fridge, just beer, goes up into the freezer. Hey hershys bar again. Starts driving to school, the trip starts coming back at the SAME FUCKING TIME. Now hes really flipping out. He starts driving up to our mountain thinking that he will be taken away to a mental instatution. He calls up his buddy and tells him whats going on and looses it a little bit. His buddy just laughs and asks if he ate the hershys bar in the fridge? "yeah" in the background he hears someone say TELL THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE HE OWES ME 20 BUCKS