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GnarBurger
Posts: 3215 - Karma: 43
i just dropped a knife and cut the tip of my toe off. I wrapped it ina tissue and duct tape. the nly problem is< my foot keeps spasming. Just thought u'd like to know.
Sep 18 2006 5:09PM
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Spritz
Posts: 1162 - Karma: 12
ahh how much did you cut off?
Sep 18 2006 5:11PM
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GnarBurger
Posts: 3215 - Karma: 43
like a quarter of my toenail up. it was on of those big ones
Sep 18 2006 5:13PM
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Spritz
Posts: 1162 - Karma: 12
It's probably to go to the doctors on this one. as much as i love duct tape i don't think its gonna do the trick here
Sep 18 2006 5:13PM
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kabozo101
Posts: 4429 - Karma: 20
haha that sucks man
Sep 18 2006 5:16PM
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parkerhouse
Posts: 2087 - Karma: 11
can you skate still? that really sucks but maybe you won't have to be in football!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sep 18 2006 5:31PM
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010
Posts: 1427 - Karma: 13
you need to kick the knife to show it that no one is the boss of you. swift kick right to the pointy tip (thats its weak spot)
Sep 18 2006 5:54PM
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akerbacker
Posts: 2827 - Karma: 8
holy shit man. wrap that shit up, put some pressure on it, and make it high (aka leverage or some shit)
Sep 18 2006 5:56PM
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zepscratch
Posts: 3517 - Karma: 36
i love how when someone gets really hurt the first thing they do is post it on ns, then dial 911.
Sep 18 2006 5:57PM
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StealthSteez
Posts: 3183 - Karma: 11
How does a knife "cut off" a part of your toe. That must be some huge knife. I could see a decent cut. But sure as hell not actually cutting a piece off.
Sep 18 2006 5:57PM
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010
Posts: 1427 - Karma: 13
or perhaps he is really really really really very really very tall, so when he dropped it out of his hands, it fell like 30 feet, thus picking up much momentum along the way.
Sep 18 2006 5:58PM
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steevner
Posts: 4502 - Karma: 47
haven't you ever watched tv before? you need to take the piece that was chopped onn the toe, put in in a pickle jar, and make a comedy about your tripi to the hospital! this story would sell for millions!


but seriously, people need to stop asking ns for medical advice, it's not very smart to be asking some pre-pubescent stoner teens what you should do if (insert medical problem here) happens to you
Sep 18 2006 5:59PM
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cofreeskier
Posts: 3189 - Karma: 15
haha its true
Sep 18 2006 6:25PM
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Mat.
Posts: 7167 - Karma: 94
go to the fucking hospital dude
Sep 18 2006 6:41PM
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FilmingBitch
Posts: 6463 - Karma: 212
My music teacher cut the tip of his finger off...
Actually I know a few people with severed joints and such.
Sep 18 2006 6:57PM
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Sashac
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 88
post a PICTURE!!!
Sep 18 2006 7:00PM
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mothaeast
Posts: 2923 - Karma: 13
Yeah then we can tell you what to do, but not until we see a picture.
Sep 18 2006 7:07PM
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r.w
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id say go to the hospital
Sep 18 2006 7:08PM
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Star_F*cker
Posts: 565 - Karma: 10
dammm my brother cut half his thumb off on a table saw and i dont mean he cut it the table saw RIPPED it off
Sep 18 2006 7:18PM
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Peter.
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ha
Sep 18 2006 7:29PM
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shagalabagala
Posts: 2101 - Karma: 10
yeah, pictures!
Sep 18 2006 7:31PM
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poofartpee
Posts: 7436 - Karma: 1,537
go too the docter and get it sowen back on
Sep 18 2006 8:04PM
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ProducerXXX
Posts: 1776 - Karma: 13
This reminds me of that one thread where the guy got his balls stuck in a power tool and just wrapped his nut sack in duct tape, and by the time he finally decided to go to the doctor he had to get his motherfucking dick cut off.
Sep 18 2006 8:11PM
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sn0wbl0w
Posts: 1104 - Karma: 10
ow
Sep 18 2006 8:11PM
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-benedetto
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 1,359
why are you in football if you don't want to be
Sep 18 2006 8:13PM
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720laxskier
Posts: 2428 - Karma: 5
damn- lets go to NS for medical advice
Sep 18 2006 8:23PM
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