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haven't you ever watched tv before? you need to take the piece that was chopped onn the toe, put in in a pickle jar, and make a comedy about your tripi to the hospital! this story would sell for millions!
but seriously, people need to stop asking ns for medical advice, it's not very smart to be asking some pre-pubescent stoner teens what you should do if (insert medical problem here) happens to you
This reminds me of that one thread where the guy got his balls stuck in a power tool and just wrapped his nut sack in duct tape, and by the time he finally decided to go to the doctor he had to get his motherfucking dick cut off.