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Capurnicus
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about nothing...well lets talk, the main thing i am concerned about right now is the percentage of african american pinapples being raped by grapefruit juice, this isn't right

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Apr 26 2003 12:30PM
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WIfreeskier
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i made my cat do a rodeo 5 onto my couch, it was funny. it goes on my trampoline too and i bounce it.
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Apr 27 2003 5:24PM
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Capurnicus
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i agree, but the economical effect of the ostrich population is not a factor

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Apr 27 2003 6:06PM
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Newskoolkavana
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i disagree the annual consomtion of apples by ostriches has raised 67.34624% sinse the congressman from idaho's name has ended in O



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Apr 27 2003 6:30PM
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1212j5j5
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my cat could do a straight air off the roof onto the ground... but now it cant.
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Apr 27 2003 6:31PM
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hUcKbUnNi3
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I once jumped out my second story window cuz i thought someone was breaking in....my point? I landed like a cat.....
Apr 27 2003 6:47PM
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BrodyLeven
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maybe if i type a lot in here i'll get a title of being a 'crazy fool'
maybe i should start my own bad thread.


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Apr 27 2003 6:56PM
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SaraJ
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Once I fell off my roof and hurt myself. I even got grounded but I don't know why...

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Apr 27 2003 9:32PM
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Sean14456
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once i fell up the stairs
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Dynastar Skis
Apr 27 2003 10:54PM
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CTripper
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i fall up the stairs a lot. My size 13 feet get caught up on a lot of things. This one time, my brother threw one of those hammers you use to play crocket with at me, it hit me in the fore head.
''hey look, his skis are on backwards! You're one of those crazy tricksters, i can tell''- old man in the lift line
Apr 27 2003 11:08PM
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ESB
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you know, five0, I always thought that your signature should say:

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my HAND'

Doesn't that make a lot more sense?

Anyway, we caught a domesticated parakeet in my backyard today. It's in a cage upstairs if my cat hasn't eaten it yet.


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Apr 27 2003 11:30PM
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sconniestyle
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kami is right, or at least that is how i heard it the first time. i tried to put my dog on the trampoline with me once, but as it is a 140 lb alaskan malamute it got pissed, ran into me, knocked me off, and then pissed on the mat. so i dont know if he can do tricks yet.


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Apr 28 2003 1:33AM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
Maybe it you that he was trying to train. Did you ever consider that?
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Apr 28 2003 2:57AM
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sconniestyle
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haha it sure seems that way, eh tak?


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Apr 28 2003 3:08AM
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five0
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thats how the wuote goes..i got it from a movie quote website im pretty sure it was..its a quote from somewhere..i have questioned it when my friend found it but i read it from the site
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

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Apr 28 2003 6:59PM
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TAK
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yeah, Quotes is kinda like that. One day, you say hi to her, and shes like 'hi'. then next day, you say hi again and she's all like 'hello'. And then you're like, whoa bitch, we're not getting married. Quotes' a crazy chick I tell ya.
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Apr 28 2003 7:59PM
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pag
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lol this thread rocks
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Apr 28 2003 8:08PM
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hotdog.garbage
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Just keep yer nose
To the grindstone, they say
Will that redeem us,
Uncle Remus . . .
I can't wait till my Fro is full-grown
I'll just throw 'way my Doo-Rag at home
I'll take a drive to BEVERLY HILLS
Just before dawn
An' knock the little jockeys
Off the rich people's lawn
An' before they get up
I'll be gone, I'll be gone
Before they get up
I'll be knocking the jockeys off the lawn
Down in the dew


im picking Jay's nose right now.
(if you were a donator, you would understand)
Apr 28 2003 8:30PM
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mariberries
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the last night of camp last year, it was all muddy cause it had just rained. there was a huge mud puddle, so my friend and I just ran and dove. It was awesome, we started the biggest mudslide ever. three hours later the whole camp was covered in mud, so we just continued the sweetness and cleaned off a bit with a kick ass water balloon fight. It was fantastic




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Apr 28 2003 8:53PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
my friends are councelors at *Camp Superstar*

its for retarded kids in wheelchairs
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
Apr 29 2003 8:44PM
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TAK
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ha ha ha, there it the 'no timmy, don't spin you're wheels you're just getting more stuck'. ha ha ha.
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Apr 30 2003 2:36AM
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hUcKbUnNi3
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ha! I'm in my school library right now.....got out of a Chemistry test! ah yea!
May 1 2003 1:10PM
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MacMahoooon
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May 1 2003 1:26PM
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Mills
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but yer gonna havta write it sooner or later.. why not now?
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May 1 2003 3:21PM
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hUcKbUnNi3
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Hey, @ least I get more time to study, and I got to surf the internet for like an hour....anything is better than Chemistry
May 2 2003 2:48AM
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MadTrixter
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i faled chemistry the las 9 weeks


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Viva la Resistance!

'Oh shit, Corey Brown's getting his license'
'That's right, watch out Connellsville, Downtown Corey Brown's out on the road.....give me all your drugs!!'
May 2 2003 2:33PM
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hUcKbUnNi3
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^^word...chemistry def sux ass
May 2 2003 11:04PM
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lanks
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agreed. so do physics, biology, math, english, geography, gym and peer teaching.

proud owner of 'team ramrod', the best NS hockey pool team ever.
May 2 2003 11:08PM
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hUcKbUnNi3
Posts: 1923 - Karma: 33
^I second that 1....u kno what sux more tho? SAT's...and they're tomorrow for me...*remember to breath, remember to breath, remember to....*
May 2 2003 11:13PM
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pag
Posts: 3412 - Karma: 69
the worst are spanish I think
so boring man
the teacher sucks and I sucks because they are only evaluation verbs stupid irregular verbs
PAG
May 2 2003 11:52PM
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jarossamdb7
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I got a monkey as a pet that picks my nose when i am board!


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May 3 2003 1:29AM
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JayDC7
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i like the game othello. it makes you think.

I like my sugar with coffee and cream.



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May 3 2003 1:40AM
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CRACK
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i don't really like wiffle ball, they always take it so serious like.

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May 3 2003 11:48AM
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SaraJ
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plus its so hard to hit that stupid ball in wiffle ball. Same with pickulball. Volleyball is really fun though, especially if ur good at it and against people who are good at it.

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May 3 2003 12:36PM
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What_A_Wookie
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wiffle ball
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Jun 20 2003 10:00AM
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five0
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albany has a huge wiffle ball tournament every summer..with metal bats...doesnt that not make it wiffle ball?
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Jun 20 2003 1:17PM
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What_A_Wookie
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i dunno, but as long as you use a wiffled(?) ball....
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Jun 20 2003 1:23PM
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*cowboy*
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volleyball is definently better... the air always blows the stupid wiffle ball around
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Jun 20 2003 1:26PM
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What_A_Wookie
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u just don got the SKILL
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Jun 20 2003 1:27PM
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SaraJ
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i probably don't...

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Jun 20 2003 1:41PM
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Lateralis
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i have a cat named dog


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Jun 20 2003 1:45PM
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freezed
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why does swiss cheese have holes in it? that has always bothered my. i think i want to drill holes in cheese in a swiss cheese factory for a living. that would be cool.

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Jun 20 2003 8:08PM
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What_A_Wookie
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all about the bacteria
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Jun 20 2003 9:34PM
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jksl
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i like turkey and swiss sandwiches...they're tasty

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Jun 20 2003 9:49PM
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*cowboy*
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I call my cat 'pussy'
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Jun 20 2003 9:50PM
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EastCoastPride
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I call Jeff 'pussy.'


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Jun 20 2003 9:51PM
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SaraJ
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I used to have a cat named condom.

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Jun 20 2003 10:43PM
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What_A_Wookie
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i had a condom named cat
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Jun 22 2003 5:54PM
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jibberkid69
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new page



'one twelv rails' comming soon to a backyard near you
Jun 22 2003 8:44PM
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SaraJ
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hehe

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Jun 22 2003 8:54PM
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Muppet
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new page. i think.


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Be your fucking slef.-Bob_Dole
Jun 22 2003 8:55PM
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