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Worse Movie Ever

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LostCarKeys
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Open Water Hands DOWN...
Aug 29 2006 12:42PM
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DJ_i_2727
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Sean of the dead= funny
Dawn of the dead= decent movie, lots of action
Land of the dead= WORST MOVIE EVER
Aug 31 2006 6:37PM
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Laurence.
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Maybe not the worst movie. But i didn't understand the story. can someone explain it to me.

Aug 31 2006 7:40PM
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B.L.A.K.E
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the new omen was the last worst movie i saw in the theaters.
Aug 31 2006 9:20PM
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iskindiana
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yeah... all those people died cause the Gov't poisioned the water or something. Sooo that one dude who was making all the decisons came out in Public and was like "Hey, now... Come with me to this new wacky style of "Church Rules State" type of Gov't and they did then miracoulsy all the water was legit again and no one was dying. So V comes in becuase he was at some priosion type facility becuase he did something stupid to the Gov't... and he knew about all the shit they were doing... V is the dude who is all Naked and on fire in that one scene cause he "Burnt that Mother Down"

and why hes all super hero-esque is becuase they did all these tests on him in prison and it gave him super powers (the power to get real tricky with those damn knives) so he decides to Deystroy the Gov't cuase he knows its just a hoax.

Natalie Portman is only in this movie cuase she is popular. she serves no other purpose.

Sorry about this terrible post. I got to typing and i just couldnt stop.
Sep 1 2006 8:33AM
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Laurence.
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Thank you !! i'm gonna watch it again.
Sep 1 2006 3:23PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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i dont understand how you could say boondock saints even if you didnt love it you definetly couldnt hate it..sooo badass
Sep 1 2006 6:50PM
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_Thunder_
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HANDS DOWN, NO CONTEST, THE WINNER OF THE SHITBALL AWARD OF THE LAMEST MOVIE EVER MADE IS: ARMEGEDON ! IT SUCKED!
Sep 2 2006 2:52AM
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FuckThePolice
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iron eagle iv is worse.
Sep 2 2006 2:57AM
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dubage
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not even close.


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Sep 2 2006 11:40AM
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SkiMN
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You cant expect this thread to be friendly, everybody is going to state the worst movie THEY have seen, so one person posts and the next person who by chance has seen something worse, hates them. How about "Whats the worst movie YOU'VE seen?"
Sep 2 2006 11:38PM
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Desjardins
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according to metacrtic.com its biodome

heres the link to the all time worst movies

www.metacritic.com/video/titles/biodome
Sep 2 2006 11:55PM
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KbunkSKIER05
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well I am predicting Snakes on a Plane will be the worst. Grandmas boy is so sick
Sep 3 2006 12:16AM
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Geoffrey
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OPEN WATER.....best part was that chicks tits in the beginning
Sep 3 2006 12:35AM
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fappy
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fight klub fucking sucked and anyone who thinks its good is a faggot who loves to hop on the cockwagon like everybody else
Sep 3 2006 12:47AM
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seemeski
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I forget what its called but its some dumb sci fi spider movie and IN the movie there are these people walking around all these spider nest thigs and one says, "whoa, this is like some bad sci fi movie" ahhhh it is a shitty sci fi movie!!! the spiders don't even move their legs when they walk.
Sep 3 2006 9:06PM
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freezed
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that makes sense. I like palahniuk, therefore, I'm gay.
Sep 3 2006 9:49PM
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cork13
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although snakes on a plane was a major hit here on ns,
it was HORRIBLE.
THAT MOVIE SHOULD DIE.
Sep 4 2006 11:02PM
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eastAR5
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The Village

Xman 3
Sep 4 2006 11:20PM
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K2skipunk
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Alice in wonderland
Sep 5 2006 12:52AM
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eastAR5
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are u serious that movie is amazing

smoke something before you watch it
Sep 5 2006 11:40AM
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Ronix
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are you joking? that movie was so sick
Sep 5 2006 12:28PM
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plankster
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Ok, hands down the worst movie ever made is "Black Spring Break" Check it out at http://imdb.com/title/tt0142120

oh yeah and that movie with the two people from american idol must have been horrible too
Sep 5 2006 4:46PM
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K2skipunk
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I was never fond of Bambi either, too boring.
Sep 5 2006 6:14PM
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FigmentFilmski
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number 1 was better
Sep 6 2006 1:11AM
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Grimace.
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yeah that makes sense
i recomend that you go rent dawn of the dead and then watch sean of the dead. it will be alot more funny.
Sep 6 2006 1:30AM
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Grimace.
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it really wasnt that complicated
Sep 6 2006 1:31AM
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Arabian.
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Godzilla XVIII - Mothra Vs. Godzilla and the case of the Cleveland Steamer.


I don't know. Most of the Godzilla movies are fun to watch but so horrible.
Sep 6 2006 1:37AM
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illmatik
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50 cent: Refuse 2 die
Sep 6 2006 1:40AM
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french_fry
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i hated Constantine, date movie, i thought history of violence was mediocre.
Sep 6 2006 2:07AM
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roxysister360
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love story was probably the worst movie i've ever seen.
Sep 6 2006 10:46AM
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punkrock32
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go fuck yourself
Sep 6 2006 8:36PM
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punkrock32
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i thought biodome was pretty funny
Sep 6 2006 8:47PM
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sktrkdo7
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step up ugh... i dont even want to talk about why i got stuck seeing it it was bad tho really bad
Sep 6 2006 9:30PM
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Jwenz
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SCARY MOVIE 4
Sep 6 2006 9:40PM
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Xave
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ha word....tho i laugheed pretty hard when they spoke "japanese"
"tempura, sushi, sashimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"

anyways, i'd say open water



but heres the official list:
http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom

according to it, troll 2 sucks fucking shit
Sep 6 2006 10:26PM
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Xave
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oh and i forgot that movie, house of the dead i think, where they're on an island and theres zombies and they kill them video-game-style....sucked ass
Sep 6 2006 10:27PM
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ECfreeski3
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boondock saints really isnt that good
Sep 7 2006 12:18AM
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skogenjake
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house of the dead

DOOM was dece until the halfway point, then it sucked complete ass
Sep 9 2006 12:14PM
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TannerCoulter.
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8 Legged Freaks
Sep 10 2006 1:02PM
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Grimace.
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it really wasnt that bad either. if you take it lightly its an awesome movie.
Sep 10 2006 6:21PM
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Jaskittin
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Eight legged freaks.  Easily takes the cake.
Sep 10 2006 7:18PM
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[~_~]
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Shanghai 6
Sep 11 2006 12:21AM
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ECfreeski3
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yeah i know i enjoy watching it but people verbally suck its dick like its the cinematic masterpiece of the century..
Sep 15 2006 12:51PM
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