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I agree with dane cook

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beezey
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shooting spgehtti from your finger tips would be the best ever. but i think that shooting chocolate sauce from your nose would be very awsome
! what do u think

Aug 14 2006 9:55PM
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JazzyJ
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wouldnt it be better to have both? and money shooting out of your fingers?
Aug 14 2006 9:55PM
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fukeneh
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i think you should stop making threads.effective immediatly
Aug 14 2006 9:55PM
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brogilvie
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Macroni peeling from your skin, instead of skin..
Aug 14 2006 9:55PM
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Mat.
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you should stop commenting.
Aug 14 2006 9:58PM
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CMF
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hes a silly bitch
Aug 14 2006 10:05PM
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Elijah.
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Holy shit. I was just watching him.

Aug 14 2006 10:15PM
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timmi
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beachballs from your ass
Aug 14 2006 10:36PM
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JayDope
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laser from ur cock haha
Aug 14 2006 10:38PM
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beezey
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^^ im pretty sure that would be really uncomfortable, but hey if you into that kind of thing, id deffinally grant you that power............ew the beachballs would get really really really gross
Aug 14 2006 10:42PM
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skier_bum
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dude i would definitely be jesus,
Aug 14 2006 10:47PM
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zerospinskier
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HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO? IMA CAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
GAS-O-LINE-MAKES-ME-RUN
BAAAACCKKK SEEAATT
TTRRUUUUNNK SSPAAAACCEE
Aug 14 2006 10:49PM
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beezey
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^ hahahha. i like the drive-thru the best.

"Ma'am are you trying to molest me via driv-thru"
" adn the chicken tenders.........and sweet and sour sauce........all over my body!"
Aug 14 2006 11:17PM
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TheWallaby
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As far as superpowers go, I think Dane overlooked a pretty good one. Giving orgasms just by pointing at someone.

Imagine, you could incapacitate people so well.

But spaghetti out of the fingertips is a good one too. When I'm cooking I throw spaghetti at my sister and tell her that she's very rude.
Aug 14 2006 11:23PM
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StevenSegal
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yea dude what are they thinking, jesus is my homedog
Aug 14 2006 11:44PM
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KillerMonkey
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i wish i could ski like pollard
Aug 15 2006 12:51AM
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[~_~]
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Haha just imagine how much fun you could have with that. Next time your 70 year old history teacher is pissing you off...
Aug 15 2006 12:56AM
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beezey
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^haha when she is writing on the white board "oooohh" and then her knees give out and you have a sezuiring old women layinngon your nice skewl floor

Aug 15 2006 12:59AM
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beezey
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and BAM you have aids
Aug 15 2006 1:00AM
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Anathema
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i agree with whoever said you're a skeezy whore
Aug 15 2006 1:01AM
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Jaskittin
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Personally, I kind of like the shooting seaman from my penis.
Aug 15 2006 2:14AM
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[~_~]
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hahahaha I love you
Aug 15 2006 2:15AM
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mattster
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haha wow, you can launch fisherman out of there ? thats fuckin cool
Aug 15 2006 2:35AM
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Petey.
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BAHAHAHHAHAH...oh man thats some good shit
Aug 15 2006 10:15AM
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holyDINOSAURS
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yknow, nestle's quik...and no matter how hard you fuckin..stir it theres still chunks of powdery magma, that would float up to the top and explode in your eye. pow, augh, god damn sandmissle just blew up in my eye, the movie dune is in my chocolatey drink, i dont like then the movie dune, is in my drink
Aug 15 2006 2:55PM
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fukeneh
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hahahahaha
Aug 15 2006 3:07PM
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