I Feel Stupid

So I was playing golf today, when I got owned unexpectedly.

I came to the 12th tee and broke out the shitty driver which was actually working ok that day. I tried a faster than normal swing, it just buzzed over the water hazard and landed a few feet onto dry land. The bank slopes up and the ball counced funny, I thought it went in the water since it paralleled the water and there was a swirl. Being pissed as hell, I smacked thsnapped off. So I'm sorta pissed but at least I get a new e driver on the ground and the head fucking driver, until I saw the ball. It turned out I got a lucky skip instead of a bad one, it was close to the longest drive of my life just in the rough. The swirl was likely one of the local carp, but what I saw that was white and bounced the other way is a mystery. Now I'm pissed, I broke my driver over a good shot. Worse than that, I now have to pay for a new one, which is gonna make gettting new skis (that I need really bad) a sketchy concept.