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Peanut Butter

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Lateralis
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damn i hate the jars that peanut butter comes in,theyre too tall and when theres some at the bottom,its hard to get out cuz you cathat scooping motion and you get pb all over your knuckles and stuff,they should put it in containers just like normal butter,



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CameIToeJam
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you should get some squeeze tube peanut butter



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22 years ago
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seward
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oh but it is soooo worth it once you get it out.


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22 years ago
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Lateralis
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ever give peanut butter to your dog? haha its so funny



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22 years ago
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CameIToeJam
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my dog eats peanut butter when she licks out my asshole...wait, thats gross



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22 years ago
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Drail
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yea dude, the bottom of the peanut butter sucks dude... the knife gets all covered, your hand gets shit on it... but you just lick it up when you're done and it's all good...

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22 years ago
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SUpilot
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does anyone have that link with the peanut butter jelly time banana guy?
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22 years ago
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Lateralis
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when your in a hurry it sucks tho cuz you cant get the pb and you get all frustrated then you get some on your hands and you start to freak out,it sucks



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22 years ago
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CrystalineSkier
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Dude, just use a spatula, it works like a charm

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flexmacman
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When I was a kid, one of my friends used to put peanut butter on his dick, so his dog would lick it.
22 years ago
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Lateralis
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i wasnt alone then hahahaha no thats gross,use a spatula??i dont even think my spatula would fit



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Ski-hobo
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that would suck if the dog bit insted of licked.

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Jailbait
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ever tried peanut butter on celery?
thats really really good

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22 years ago
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Dallan!
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ketchup?





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22 years ago
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cams
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peanut butter is a must!.. especially crunchy, but nutella is the shit also


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22 years ago
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skier_chick_360
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I make triple layer rice crispie squares with peanut butter and nutella in them.. mmmm SO good!
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Papa
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ya, peanut butter is a staple of life
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22 years ago
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3ski6guy0
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peanut butter on celery is a classic, if u add raisans its Ants on a Log


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22 years ago
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WIfreeskier
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what do you guys prefer, smooth or chunky??? I like smooth peanut butter. Nutella is awesome too.
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22 years ago
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hotdog.garbage
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fuck smooth-if it aint chunk, i dont dunk. hey, do you remember that peanut butter with the jelly or chocolate swirled in with it? it was good..



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22 years ago
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longer nife, or a spoon.
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22 years ago
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EastCoastPride
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It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!!

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22 years ago
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Itsbackfliptime
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What if they had peanut butter in sticks like butter. Or if they had it in toothpaste tubes. You could make money off the tubes i bet.

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22 years ago
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pag
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soft peanut butter all the way
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22 years ago
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mattster
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^^ that is orgasmicly true
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22 years ago
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Lateralis
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pb in tubes would be awesome,id always have a tube on me everywhere i went



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22 years ago
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Drail
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smooth usually... chunky's good on those special occations.

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22 years ago
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SUpilot
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http://www.doodmonkeyradio.com/audi/banana.swf
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22 years ago
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sconniestyle
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a few months ago, some scientists did a study on the food that masks the scent of other foods the best, and peanut butter was the best. so we always have a jar in our dorm for when the ra's stop by or for whenever we need it, and it really does work, try it sometime.


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