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Hot female skiers wanted??

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rachael575
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so i was bored on craigslist looking for jobs and i came across this..... $200 bucks a day?? what is this, a skier whore house??

http://denver.craigslist.org/mar/175144020.html

Hot Female Advn/Exprt Skiiers/Snowboarders wanted

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Date: 2006-06-24, 9:04PM MDT


Advanced to Expert Level Skiers and Snowboarders wanted. Extremely flexible scheduling and exceptional incentive pay. You must be female 21 to 35 years old in great physical shape with charming facial futures. Must have a broad general knowledge base, some formal college education, conversational, extremely personable, responsible, honest, and punctual and have a good sense of humor. Also must have reliable private winter transportation, and live within 2hrs of skiing. If you meet all of these parameters please email Shawna at shawna391982@yahoo.com. Please include resume, a short personal statement and three pictures of yourself.
Jul 7 2006 4:27PM
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SteezePatrol
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...i kid.
Jul 11 2006 3:02AM
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rachael575
Posts: 1412 - Karma: 90
yea but do u get 200-1000 bucks a day doing it?
Jul 11 2006 10:22AM
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treesmann
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by doing it do u mean whoring yourself out??
Jul 11 2006 4:25PM
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rachael575
Posts: 1412 - Karma: 90
i mean skiing..... yea i actually asked her if it was an escort service..... and got no response lol
Jul 11 2006 7:07PM
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mariob
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souds like a rapist it a little setchy because she wont tell u anything about the job
Jul 11 2006 7:35PM
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Gaespar
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are you gonna do it???
Jul 12 2006 10:58AM
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rachael575
Posts: 1412 - Karma: 90
haha well its funny how she didnt respond when i asked her if it was an escort service.... so no, i'm not
Jul 12 2006 7:44PM
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strode
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why the fuck didn't i think of this? this is absolutely brilliant. "ski with a hot rippin chick for the day." think of the tips!

and all you ladies [i]know[/i] that if any of the uber-rich motherfuckers paying for all this were under 40 and even slightly attractive you'd provide free escort services.

don't lie.
Jul 12 2006 7:56PM
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lalalalaura
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"Hottierippers"?!
is that serious!?
haha, goodness, you should do it for the business card alone!
Jul 13 2006 12:31AM
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SkiCrzy
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haha, "relocate"
Jul 13 2006 11:56AM
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mommy
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he missed some requirements...

- must swallow
- must do anal
Jul 13 2006 1:45PM
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Gnl.Weirdness
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Too bad u gotta be femal otherwise I would sign up.

hehe
Jul 13 2006 8:48PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9103 - Karma: 65,241
Any dudes want to help me make the male version of this a reality?
May 14 2021 1:48AM
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mrk127
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BigPurpleSkiSuitAny dudes want to help me make the male version of this a reality?


Nah it wouldn't work, the guy to girl ratio is too high in the mountains. Simple supply and demand
May 14 2021 5:53AM
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Celery
Posts: 1922 - Karma: 23,152
Who said that it needs to be for women?
mrk127Nah it wouldn't work, the guy to girl ratio is too high in the mountains. Simple supply and demand
May 14 2021 8:18AM
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rachael575
Posts: 1412 - Karma: 90
just got a notification someone replied to my 15 year old thread......
May 14 2021 9:35AM
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asparagus
Posts: 2452 - Karma: 27,816
rachael575just got a notification someone replied to my 15 year old thread......


are you still selling your soul?
May 14 2021 9:46AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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charming facial futures
May 14 2021 11:44AM
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rojo.grande
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TRVP_ANGELcharming facial futures

And a formal college education too no less
May 15 2021 12:30AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9103 - Karma: 65,241
rachael575just got a notification someone replied to my 15 year old thread......


you are very welcome.
May 15 2021 1:20AM
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PsychicMigration
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The male version would be permanently intoxicated.
May 17 2021 1:22PM
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VT_scratch
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okay but who is shawna heffernan?
https://businesssearch.sos.ca.gov/Document/RetrievePDF?Id=200623510179-2373951

Could it be?
https://www.instagram.com/siobhanaheffernan/?hl=en

What was the real goal behind "Hottie Rippers LLC" hahah
May 17 2021 9:19PM
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rachael575
Posts: 1412 - Karma: 90
Already sold to the highest bidder sorry
asparagusare you still selling your soul?
May 17 2021 10:12PM
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rachael575
Posts: 1412 - Karma: 90
Wooow she’s a real person! I thought it was a sex trafficking ring for sure....
VT_scratchokay but who is shawna heffernan?
https://businesssearch.sos.ca.gov/Document/RetrievePDF?Id=200623510179-2373951

Could it be?
https://www.instagram.com/siobhanaheffernan/?hl=en

What was the real goal behind "Hottie Rippers LLC" hahah
May 17 2021 10:19PM
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VT_scratch
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rachael575Wooow she’s a real person! I thought it was a sex trafficking ring for sure....


this is amazing that OP is still here 15 years later hahah
May 17 2021 11:23PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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rachael575Wooow she’s a real person! I thought it was a sex trafficking ring for sure....


Really missed a golden opportunity there.
May 18 2021 1:49PM
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mikemac
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rachael575just got a notification someone replied to my 15 year old thread......


so were they looking for a chill shreddy roommate? or was it an escort service/winter brothel?

i must know....
May 18 2021 4:22PM
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soup
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In Whistler you can get a sexy ski instructor. Spoiler alert: she's the stripper for your bachelor party too.
May 20 2021 3:52PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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soupIn Whistler you can get a sexy ski instructor. Spoiler alert: she's the stripper for your bachelor party too.



May 20 2021 4:00PM
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Skiblade420
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rachael575just got a notification someone replied to my 15 year old thread......


So who was the oldest man you shlubby shlammed?
May 20 2021 10:58PM
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skiguy04
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Hahaha
Feb 20 2023 11:47AM
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The_Best_Bread
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skiguy04Hahaha


bro
Feb 20 2023 12:18PM
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skiguy04
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You looking for the ski with attractive males app homey
Feb 20 2023 12:42PM
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